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Old Apr 8th 2004, 8:08 am
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What is it with America? Here we are minding our own when along comes President Whimpo II. The first thing he does is drops the world into the brown and smelling. Why can the USA not stay in the USA and leave the rest of us alone?
The USA buggered the Middle east from 1960 onwards, each time getting embarrassed by having to limp out of places like Beruit, even africa. Now they're up to OUR EYEBALLS in Afghanistan & Iraq.

Come on now folks, have a word with the big fella, we have to live in Europe, if you want to play silly buggers with the Muslim chaps, do it in Texas, somewhere there is lots of space and no bugger to annoy.

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Old Apr 8th 2004, 2:27 pm
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Then I guess you don't mind if we shut our border with Europe. Pull all our troops out from around the world and become isolationists again. Or we can deport all non-citizen people from the country and territories since when we become isolationist America will only be for America. And cut off all contact from the outside world. We would stop letting americans from traveling to europe,africa,middle east, and asia labeling them as unsafe destinations and only let people travel to canada. Then if any violence breaks out in the world we will do nothing that would be your problem not ours. We wil only use our military to defend our country and we would leave the UN and Nato.
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Old Apr 8th 2004, 2:38 pm
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Then I guess you don't mind if we shut our border with Europe. Pull all our troops out from around the world and become isolationists again. Or we can deport all non-citizen people from the country and territories since when we become isolationist America will only be for America. And cut off all contact from the outside world. We would stop letting americans from traveling to europe,africa,middle east, and asia labeling them as unsafe destinations and only let people travel to canada. Then if any violence breaks out in the world we will do nothing that would be your problem not ours. We wil only use our military to defend our country and we would leave the UN and Nato.

That's right mate. Then you would cause no trouble in Afghanistan, Iraq, Iran, Jordan, Croatia and god knows how many other countries.

Your troops are second raters anyway, your generals are idiots who never learn and if Hollywood stop making films, you will never win another battle. Keep to your own borders. As to stopping Americans travelling to Europe? only 12% of you lot have a passport anyway. You won't fly after 9/11 and you do nothing but cause hassle in the trade meetings.

Bugger the whole moungrel nation.
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Old Apr 8th 2004, 2:49 pm
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Originally posted by Robbie Doyle
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What is it with America? Here we are minding our own when along comes President Whimpo II. The first thing he does is drops the world into the brown and smelling. Why can the USA not stay in the USA and leave the rest of us alone?
The USA buggered the Middle east from 1960 onwards, each time getting embarrassed by having to limp out of places like Beruit, even africa. Now they're up to OUR EYEBALLS in Afghanistan & Iraq.

Come on now folks, have a word with the big fella, we have to live in Europe, if you want to play silly buggers with the Muslim chaps, do it in Texas, somewhere there is lots of space and no bugger to annoy.

have a nice one now.
Yes, he dropped the world into the "brown and smelling" after your "Muslim chaps" dropped airplanes into our buildings. Why don't you go troll somewhere else?
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Old Apr 8th 2004, 3:03 pm
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Yes, he dropped the world into the "brown and smelling" after your "Muslim chaps" dropped airplanes into our buildings. Why don't you go troll somewhere else?

I recall the Americans sponsoring the Taliban against the Russians, giving arms to the Contras, giving Saddam arms to use against Iran, giving weapons to Pol Pot against the Vietnamese, selling arms to the IRA aginst the Brits, Anti-cuba brigade (Bay of Pigs) arms to the Israelis and on and on and on. The americans sponsored more terrorists than anyone else as ever done but terrorism was a nasty thing once it reached the American shores.

Do you lot never wonder why you're so despised all around the world? Have you noticed, nobody ever bombed Switzerland? wonder why. Whineingbloody Yanks.
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Old Apr 8th 2004, 3:06 pm
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Originally posted by Robbie Doyle
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What is it with America? Here we are minding our own when along comes President Whimpo II. The first thing he does is drops the world into the brown and smelling. Why can the USA not stay in the USA and leave the rest of us alone?
The USA buggered the Middle east from 1960 onwards, each time getting embarrassed by having to limp out of places like Beruit, even africa. Now they're up to OUR EYEBALLS in Afghanistan & Iraq.

Come on now folks, have a word with the big fella, we have to live in Europe, if you want to play silly buggers with the Muslim chaps, do it in Texas, somewhere there is lots of space and no bugger to annoy.

have a nice one now.
I will presume that you are British/English from your tone.

Have you ever studied one iota of world history, other than reading in your schoolbooks about how great the British Empire was, and how you "helped" all those poor buggers from India to Pakistan to Africa to Australia?

The vast amount of problems in the Middle East are a direct result from British occupation dduring the late 19th and early 20th century. The state of Israel was indeed founded in British controled Palestine. Iraq was occupied by your country until as recently as 1958... after it was artificially created as a country.

You might want to look at the legacy you left all over the world- most areas where British colonized are now alla bif ****ing mess.
Sudan, Iraq, Israel, Palestine, Pakistan, India, South Africa, Ireland, Kenya, Lagos, Nigeria Uganda, Sierra Leone are just a few of the messes you left after raping and pillaging them coupled with genocide in many cases.

So please, don't throw stones if you live in a glass house. Englands bloody hadprints are all over the world map- in most cases, in areas where conflict still exist today.
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And the same tosspots who bombed us and are fighting us are probably enrolled in the diverse visa lottery and would snatch your arm off to live here.
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oh by the way Roibbie, how is the Costa del Salford today?
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Old Apr 8th 2004, 3:22 pm
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I will presume that you are British/English from your tone.

Have you ever studied one iota of world history, other than reading in your schoolbooks about how great the British Empire was, and how you "helped" all those poor buggers from India to Pakistan to Africa to Australia?

The vast amount of problems in the Middle East are a direct result from British occupation dduring the late 19th and early 20th century. The state of Israel was indeed founded in British controled Palestine. Iraq was occupied by your country until as recently as 1958... after it was artificially created as a country.

You might want to look at the legacy you left all over the world- most areas where British colonized are now alla bif ****ing mess.
Sudan, Iraq, Israel, Palestine, Pakistan, India, South Africa, Ireland, Kenya, Lagos, Nigeria Uganda, Sierra Leone are just a few of the messes you left after raping and pillaging them coupled with genocide in many cases.

So please, don't throw stones if you live in a glass house. Englands bloody hadprints are all over the world map- in most cases, in areas where conflict still exist today.
We learned from our mistakes. We handed the whole lot back, they hated us so much that they remain as part of the commonwealth. The yanks on the other hand have tried to build an empire and got snotted on base 1.

You sold us a load of tanks, ships, guns etc in the second world war, we are still paying you for them. You lot have profiteered from each and every conflict, maybe that's why your mucky paws are on all the guns that are going off at the moment.
Stay at home and play Baseball, we call it rounders, it's a girls game.

have a nice one.
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Old Apr 8th 2004, 3:32 pm
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Originally posted by Robbie Doyle
We learned from our mistakes. We handed the whole lot back, they hated us so much that they remain as part of the commonwealth. The yanks on the other hand have tried to build an empire and got snotted on base 1.

You sold us a load of tanks, ships, guns etc in the second world war, we are still paying you for them. You lot have profiteered from each and every conflict, maybe that's why your mucky paws are on all the guns that are going off at the moment.
Stay at home and play Baseball, we call it rounders, it's a girls game.

have a nice one.
You do realise you aren't actually talking to Americans right?

What's with all the pictures of people peeing on each other? You got some sick fetish you wish to disclose?
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You might want to look at the legacy you left all over the world- most areas where British colonized are now alla bif ****ing mess.
Sudan, Iraq, Israel, Palestine, Pakistan, India, South Africa, Ireland, Kenya, Lagos, Nigeria Uganda, Sierra Leone are just a few of the messes you left after raping and pillaging them coupled with genocide in many cases.
You forgot Zimbabwe..........
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We learned from our mistakes. We handed the whole lot back
I think the Irish would disagree.
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And can us Scots have our wee bit back too? Ta.
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Originally posted by Robbie Doyle
I recall the Americans sponsoring the Taliban against the Russians, giving arms to the Contras, giving Saddam arms to use against Iran, giving weapons to Pol Pot against the Vietnamese, selling arms to the IRA aginst the Brits, Anti-cuba brigade (Bay of Pigs) arms to the Israelis and on and on and on. The americans sponsored more terrorists than anyone else as ever done but terrorism was a nasty thing once it reached the American shores.

Do you lot never wonder why you're so despised all around the world? Have you noticed, nobody ever bombed Switzerland? wonder why. Whineingbloody Yanks.
I don't know. I've traveled all around the world. Was down in Mexico just last month. Nobody ever said they despised me. They do like it when I pay with American dollars, though.
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