What not to buy your husband for christmas
Aug 6th 2004, 1:10 am
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What not to buy your husband for christmas
Aug 6th 2004, 1:39 pm
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dealing with it
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Re: What not to buy your husband for christmas
omg
I guess when its your time...its your time.
Aug 6th 2004, 2:56 pm
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Jeezee Chreezee!!!
:scared:
Was it really an accident I wonder. Oh poo! Skeptical head is on this morning.
:scared:
Was it really an accident I wonder. Oh poo! Skeptical head is on this morning.
Aug 6th 2004, 3:34 pm
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Re: What not to buy your husband for christmas
1. NEVER use a chainsaw while climbing a ladder or tree unless you have specialized training i.e. you're a chainsaw professional.
2. Observers should be further away than twice the height/ length of anything that is being cut with the saw.
3. Never take you eyes off the person with the saw if you need to be closer (see rule two above).
Both of them failed to take due care when dealing with about the most dangerous machine that you could possibly buy - chainsaws are responsible for thousands of accidental injuries each year in the US alone.
BTW Mrs P would never consider buying me one for Christmas, ..... I already have one, thank you very much!
Last edited by Pulaski; Aug 6th 2004 at 3:36 pm.
Aug 6th 2004, 4:31 pm
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4. Never ever let him increase the life insurance policy on you without wondering why ?
