just reading next months Redbook,and an article on men and presents, one man brought his girlfriend a personalized bowling ball for a birthday present called the Spanker! the partner to his 12 Ib ball the Wanker!

About 20 years ago when I was at one of the lads weddings, I wrote a card out for the best man to read, who was obviously nervous, so I just slipped it in with all the others. We were all waiting patiently and all of a sudden out came the card. "All the best to Steve and Sue, hope you have a great day, from MIKE HUNT" The best man knew what he'd said straight away, but the Brides Father kept asking out very loudly "But who is MIKE HUNT"
I was only in my 20's in my defence, but it was bloody hilarious seeing the best man cringe!!!

But Wanker and Bollocks are great words to use here, and I keep having to remind my wife not to shout it out in public. My old man thinks its hilarious, I guess its because he knows my wife has no idea what she's saying!!

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Nope... not made up..... totally true..... I swear it!!!

(referring to post #48 )

Knowing how the yanks swap D's for T' unfortunate for Anita Wanker

OK - so we now know that 'Wanker' is a recognised surname over here.

We know one person who has come across one - has anyone else ever met a Wanker? (capital 'w')

What about a Tosser - anyone ever met one? (there aren't as many Tossers as Wankers - but still quite a few).

As an aside.... Sorry - but if I was ever introduced to a Mr Wanker I would not be able to keep a straight face. It wouldn't matter on the situation - I think it would be impossible.

My American wife and I made a pilgrimage to Wanker's Corner, outside Portland, OR, just over a week ago. You can read all about it here

There is a bar in Santa Barbara, Ca which prominently displays a huge sign on its front window proclaiming boldly, 'No Wankers Allowed'. I don't know how they knew I was coming that hot day but I was very thirsty and had to go buy a cold six pack somewhwere else. It wasn't fair.

You didn't miss anything in Boring; my garbage man lives out there.

Especially if his first name was Randy.

I've got a photo of that sign somewhere. Unfortunately we'd just gone for lunch in a place across the street, a proper American bar with peanut shells all over the floor, so I never went into the British pub. Looked a bit dorky anyway.

There's a family in town spelled WENCKE......they pronounce it WANK?? WTF!

We were at Disneyland last week, and there's a great new Toy Story ride that's a 3D video game. The "guns" are fired by rapidly pulling a plunger on the back of a 50's-style raygun. It really takes it out of your wrists, and I got about 5x my wife's score, to her annoyance.

On the way out she pointed out this sign, and my skill at the game became all too clear...

There's something you won't see much of, not tossing, but midway games

Weren't the BeeGees called Les Tosseurs?