Torture Devices
Jul 8th 2004 | 12:28 pm
#46
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Originally posted by snorkmaiden
Yes well the gun idea is certainly one my hubby and dad are in favour of, in fact my dads suggestion was a Claymore rigged up in the garage
I actually went with some motion sensors, attached to a rather loud alarm and light, which hopefully will cause the little bar-stewards to wet themselves if they try our garage again.
I'm going to chain the lawn mower and the bikes up as well, just make it all a little less convenient for them.
We actually have a theory on who it is, I'd love to catch the little snots in the act.
Yes well the gun idea is certainly one my hubby and dad are in favour of, in fact my dads suggestion was a Claymore rigged up in the garage
I actually went with some motion sensors, attached to a rather loud alarm and light, which hopefully will cause the little bar-stewards to wet themselves if they try our garage again.
I'm going to chain the lawn mower and the bikes up as well, just make it all a little less convenient for them.
We actually have a theory on who it is, I'd love to catch the little snots in the act.
Jul 8th 2004 | 2:29 pm
#47
UK & US Citizen
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 1,276
From: Grand Rapids, MI
Originally posted by AmerLisa
Where in the heck do you live anyway? Hopefully its not Kent, WA - but I wouldn't be too surprised!
Where in the heck do you live anyway? Hopefully its not Kent, WA - but I wouldn't be too surprised!
After reading all the threads, here is a summary of what you need to do: :lecture:
1. Go to Ikea/Walmart/Target and buy an electric kettle
2. Plug the kettle in and wait for it to boil
3. While you are waiting grab yourself a pistol/rifle/rocket launcher
4. Once you hear the burglar, invite them in for a cuppa
5. While they are drinking their tea, if they make any comment about how it would taste better made with a kettle you brought from the UK (including transformer) you are allowed to shoot them.
6. Otherwise take your transformer and attach it to their sensitive bits.
Jul 8th 2004 | 3:13 pm
#48
Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 79,385
From: East Seaxe
Originally posted by ScousePete
This thread made me laugh
After reading all the threads, here is a summary of what you need to do: :lecture:
1. Go to Ikea/Walmart/Target and buy an electric kettle
2. Plug the kettle in and wait for it to boil
3. While you are waiting grab yourself a pistol/rifle/rocket launcher
4. Once you hear the burglar, invite them in for a cuppa
5. While they are drinking their tea, if they make any comment about how it would taste better made with a kettle you brought from the UK (including transformer) you are allowed to shoot them.
6. Otherwise take your transformer and attach it to their sensitive bits.
This thread made me laugh
After reading all the threads, here is a summary of what you need to do: :lecture:
1. Go to Ikea/Walmart/Target and buy an electric kettle
2. Plug the kettle in and wait for it to boil
3. While you are waiting grab yourself a pistol/rifle/rocket launcher
4. Once you hear the burglar, invite them in for a cuppa
5. While they are drinking their tea, if they make any comment about how it would taste better made with a kettle you brought from the UK (including transformer) you are allowed to shoot them.
6. Otherwise take your transformer and attach it to their sensitive bits.
Jul 8th 2004 | 3:40 pm
#49
Thread Starter
BE Forum Addict
Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 1,043
From: Edmonton.
Originally posted by ScousePete
This thread made me laugh
After reading all the threads, here is a summary of what you need to do: :lecture:
1. Go to Ikea/Walmart/Target and buy an electric kettle
2. Plug the kettle in and wait for it to boil
3. While you are waiting grab yourself a pistol/rifle/rocket launcher
4. Once you hear the burglar, invite them in for a cuppa
5. While they are drinking their tea, if they make any comment about how it would taste better made with a kettle you brought from the UK (including transformer) you are allowed to shoot them.
6. Otherwise take your transformer and attach it to their sensitive bits.
This thread made me laugh
After reading all the threads, here is a summary of what you need to do: :lecture:
1. Go to Ikea/Walmart/Target and buy an electric kettle
2. Plug the kettle in and wait for it to boil
3. While you are waiting grab yourself a pistol/rifle/rocket launcher
4. Once you hear the burglar, invite them in for a cuppa
5. While they are drinking their tea, if they make any comment about how it would taste better made with a kettle you brought from the UK (including transformer) you are allowed to shoot them.
6. Otherwise take your transformer and attach it to their sensitive bits.
Jul 8th 2004 | 5:16 pm
#50
Joined: Mar 2003
Posts: 68,280
Originally posted by AmerLisa
Another reason why I wouldn't move there.
Another reason why I wouldn't move there.
Jul 8th 2004 | 6:33 pm
#51
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Joined: Oct 2003
Posts: 22,105
Originally posted by ray6
You have the same right in King County as well..
You have the same right in King County as well..
:scared:
Jul 10th 2004 | 1:19 pm
#52
Can't Wait To Get There
Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 47
From: Foggy CA
Why not just put the kettle on the top of the garage door so it falls on the burgular. thus 2 conversations combined
