jjmb

I don't think she is pregnant at all to be honest. In first month within annoucing it she looked about 6 months gone, then the bump seem to get smaller and now it too large and weird. I had a 10lb 5oz baby, being 5'1" I looked huge but not that big. They aren't having the baby in hospital and all the ultrasounds have been done by TC himself apparently. I am just waiting for it to be annouced as the Messiah child!

Apparently he is the child of abusive father, so its not hard to see which side of the family he comes from.

Partystar

The more I hear about this pregnancy/relationship, the more I think 'this guy is nucking futs'!!! If he did the ultrasound's himself, how could he see if there were any potential problems, or is he a f**king expert on that now too?!

Jerseygirl

'nucking futs' - you really should try to improve your keyboard skills.

Partystar

Hey, that's one of the best sayings ever, you can get away with saying it anywhere, without getting dirty looks!!!

Jerseygirl

I'll try to remember to use it....OFTEN.

Partystar

Glad to be of service!

The funny thing is I got that phrase from my Mum!

Englishmum

This is a hoot:

http://www.freekatie.com

Perfumdiva1

It is all kinda too scarey

But, what would you do if Katie was your daughter?

I think I would have her kidnapped in the middle of the night, be de-scientologised, disinfected, check to see if she really is pregnant, then checked into re-hab, for a few months, to get the nasty Tom thing out of her system< Oh and be blessed by the Pope

But,, if Tom was my son, I would invited him home for a nice Sunday lunch, yorkshire puddings etc, and then slap the bejesus out of him, Oh and also have him blessed by the Pope

Perfumdiva1

Hmm, my Mum only ever says damn and buggar (and never on a Sunday)

So, I cant even blame my childhood for my bad language

Cheetah7

pmsl

I think she has several terriers inside her belly that when they do pop out, they will savage everyone around them.

I wonder if there are any scientology nutters on this forum out of interest?

Perfumdiva1

If she is going to give birth to a litter, than let's hope they are Jack Russels, if they dont eat her and Tom and the rest of their posse, then they will surely drive them all mad, ( I should know, I have 2 of the little devils)

I have to doubt whether John Travolta or Kelly P are on this board or any of their brethern, I think they think (duh) we may be akin to the devil folk (just guessing)

User Name

Your nuts! Didn't Terri Hatcher recently win substantial damages from the Daily Mail for printing a totally untrue story that she had regular sex with a series of men in a van parked outside her home. A totally false story, published by the UK's Daily Mail. If memory serves me right, the UK's Daily Mail admitted it had no basis for the allegations and apologized. But you rely on this British newspaper that admitted it published a totally false story about a celebrity?

Rushman

This is America mate...they even took Bush seriously.

Rushman

I'm not suprised..that's what the stewardess was there for.

Englishmum

Yeah.....love trashy gossip!

Here's some more.....for years there have been rumours about Tom being gay - and this wasn't reported in the Daily Mail to the best of my knowledge:

http://www.jossip.com/gossip/tom-cru...e-20050629.php

http://www.bumpshack.com/tomcruise.htm