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Old Jun 8th 2007, 12:05 am
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My hubby's toilet habits drives my whole family insane....
most of the time I don't even need to find a loo to pee...unless out drinking coffee...its rare I need to drink...my mum even took me to the doc's because I don't drink and I don't need to pee...doc said I just use any water in my body well and only take in what I need...
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Old Jun 8th 2007, 2:50 am
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Damn.

The fourth page on bunged-up people
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Old Jun 8th 2007, 3:22 am
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Has no-one mentioned red wine???
A glass or two of that a night should help or if you can't drink ..try grape juice..

Well works for me xx

sorry am usually on the middle east site but when they get boring i just pop over to the usa for a sneek viewing
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I cant eat apricots.

Ate a small bagful once and then when I farted, it was a case of 'I should not have eaten those'.

A nice hot cup of tea does it for me as well as eating soya mince, fresh fruit with live yoghurt and of course porridge is a good one as well.
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Old Jun 8th 2007, 7:19 am
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After 4 long pages I think we should try to vary things up a bit. Is anyone here finding they're going for a dump more often than normal? Maybe someone on the forum is currently inflicted with a case of the squirts, the details of which they could share?

Come on - it's Friday afternoon - we're all ears!
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Old Jun 8th 2007, 7:22 am
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After 4 long pages I think we should try to vary things up a bit. Is anyone here finding they're going for a dump more often than normal? Maybe someone on the forum is currently inflicted with a case of the squirts, the details of which they could share?

Come on - it's Friday afternoon - we're all ears!
That would be more fitting in one of Leslie's threads...this is about constipation.

My $300 per month tablets haven't worked yet and it's almost 24 hrs.

My original intention was to highlight the cost of these outrageous meds...after all they are only some sort of laxative.
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Old Jun 8th 2007, 7:27 am
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That would be more fitting in one of Leslie's threads...this is about constipation.

My $300 per month tablets haven't worked yet and it's almost 24 hrs.

My original intention was to highlight the cost of these outrageous meds...after all they are only some sort of laxative.
I know - we're way off topic. But to be honest did you ever stand a chance of a meaningful debate on the cost of drugs today when people have the opportunity to talk about poo instead?

Oh, and are you putting them in the right end?
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I know - we're way off topic. But to be honest did you ever stand a chance of a meaningful debate on the cost of drugs today when people have the opportunity to talk about poo instead?

Oh, and are you putting them in the right end?
One in each ear right?
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Old Jun 8th 2007, 8:12 am
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One in each ear right?

Maybe you should try some glycerin suppositories.

Instructions: Insert a suppository into the rectum. Keep it in there for at least 20 to 30 minutes until it dissolves. This acts like a stool softener and will allow your bowels to open and for less straining.

It may be more comfortable to use the pediatric sized suppositories.


Ok out of nurse mode now....
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Old Jun 8th 2007, 8:17 am
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Originally Posted by Sugarmooma
Maybe you should try some glycerin suppositories.

Instructions: Insert a suppository into the rectum. Keep it in there for at least 20 to 30 minutes until it dissolves. This acts like a stool softener and will allow your bowels to open and for less straining.

It may be more comfortable to use the pediatric sized suppositories.


Ok out of nurse mode now....
Right. What's everybody having for dinner?
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Right. What's everybody having for dinner?



Would you like to hear my answers to some other bodily function questions??
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Old Jun 8th 2007, 8:52 am
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That would be more fitting in one of Leslie's threads...this is about constipation.

My $300 per month tablets haven't worked yet and it's almost 24 hrs.

My original intention was to highlight the cost of these outrageous meds...after all they are only some sort of laxative.
Well if the $300 per month tabs havent work then you can try digging yourself out with a small teaspoon.

It may take a while but its alot cheaper.

Now that is what I call 'digging yourself out of a brown hole'.
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Old Jun 8th 2007, 8:59 am
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Would you like to hear my answers to some other bodily function questions??
Could they improve my appetite even more?
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Old Jun 8th 2007, 9:02 am
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Well if the $300 per month tabs havent work then you can try digging yourself out with a small teaspoon.

It may take a while but its alot cheaper.

Now that is what I call 'digging yourself out of a brown hole'.
Snakes alive! Have you lost your mind, woman?
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Snakes alive! Have you lost your mind, woman?
(spitting tea everywhere laughing)



Not something I would do but hey, JG is getting desperate.

We should all immediately sit on our toilets and defaecate in sympathy for her.

Jersey, that will save you big bucks.
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