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Ozzidoc Jul 8th 2006 9:32 am

Re: Thinking of moving to Florida. Need to know everything!
 

Originally Posted by Ray
Mine are not very good either ..I should have got close..

oooohhhh Ray - I see handbags, new shoes, even a pair of trousers all waiting to be made!!

gruffbrown Jul 8th 2006 9:32 am

Re: Thinking of moving to Florida. Need to know everything!
 

Originally Posted by Rompers
I like the photo. You've taken it from an angle that doesn't show the razor wire, watchtowers and minefields.

It's almost picturesque...

Ray Jul 8th 2006 9:35 am

Re: Thinking of moving to Florida. Need to know everything!
 

Originally Posted by Ozzidoc
oooohhhh Ray - I see handbags, new shoes, even a pair of trousers all waiting to be made!!

http://www.allamericangator.com/

gruffbrown Jul 8th 2006 9:35 am

Re: Thinking of moving to Florida. Need to know everything!
 
No sign of Rays U Boat on the river though.

Rompers Jul 8th 2006 9:35 am

Re: Thinking of moving to Florida. Need to know everything!
 

Originally Posted by gruffbrown
It's almost picturesque...

Must go. We are going to a fancy dress/murder mystery party. For some reason I don't fully understand, I have to go as a "Hawaiian tribal chief" which involves me wearing one of Mrs Romper's sarongs and the kids bead necklaces.

I've had a very strong G&T but still feel a right tit.

Ray Jul 8th 2006 9:36 am

Re: Thinking of moving to Florida. Need to know everything!
 

Originally Posted by Rompers
Must go. We are going to a fancy dress/murder mystery party. For some reason I don't fully understand, I have to go as a "Hawaiian tribal chief" which involves me wearing one of Mrs Romper's sarongs and the kids bead necklaces.

I've had a very strong G&T but still feel a right tit.

You will need a thong with a sarong .....

gruffbrown Jul 8th 2006 9:37 am

Re: Thinking of moving to Florida. Need to know everything!
 

Originally Posted by Rompers
Must go. We are going to a fancy dress/murder mystery party. For some reason I don't fully understand, I have to go as a "Hawaiian tribal chief" which involves me wearing one of Mrs Romper's sarongs and the kids bead necklaces.

I've had a very strong G&T but still feel a right tit.

Better have another one for the left :D

Ray Jul 8th 2006 9:37 am

Re: Thinking of moving to Florida. Need to know everything!
 

Originally Posted by gruffbrown
No sign of Rays U Boat on the river though.

its submerged ...

Rompers Jul 8th 2006 9:38 am

Re: Thinking of moving to Florida. Need to know everything!
 

Originally Posted by gruffbrown
Better have another one for the left :D

Aloha... :o

Ray Jul 8th 2006 9:40 am

Re: Thinking of moving to Florida. Need to know everything!
 

Originally Posted by Rompers
Aloha... :o

Perhaps that outfit wouuld make a fetching first pic ..on picturepost ...

gruffbrown Jul 8th 2006 9:41 am

Re: Thinking of moving to Florida. Need to know everything!
 

Originally Posted by Rompers
Aloha... :o

If there's a bloke dressed as Captain Cook, you're in the shit :D

Ray Jul 8th 2006 9:44 am

Re: Thinking of moving to Florida. Need to know everything!
 
Blonde Joke
A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side.
He put the alligator up on the bar and turned to the astonished patrons. “I’ll make you a deal. I’ll open this alligator’s mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. He’ll then open his mouth and I’ll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink.”
The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the alligator’s open mouth. The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top of it’s head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genital, unscathed as promised.
The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks was delivered. The man stood up again and made another offer. “I’ll pay anyone $100 who’s willing to give it a try.”
A hush fell over the crowd.
After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar.
A Blonde woman timidly spoke up, “I’ll try, but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle.”

Ozzidoc Jul 8th 2006 9:57 am

Re: Thinking of moving to Florida. Need to know everything!
 

Originally Posted by Ray


Eek - think i'll hunt my own at those prices!!

Ray Jul 8th 2006 9:59 am

Re: Thinking of moving to Florida. Need to know everything!
 

Originally Posted by Ozzidoc
Eek - think i'll hunt my own at those prices!!

I have to find you a nice avatar .....

gruffbrown Jul 8th 2006 10:01 am

Re: Thinking of moving to Florida. Need to know everything!
 

Originally Posted by Ray
I have to find you a nice avatar .....

Felicity Kendall :)


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