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Ray Mar 7th 2006 3:31 pm

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We shoot tourist............ don't we

http://www.fumento.com/florida.html

Angry White Pyjamas Mar 7th 2006 3:35 pm

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Originally Posted by Ray
We shoot tourist............ don't we

http://www.fumento.com/florida.html

Not often enough it seems.

AdobePinon Mar 7th 2006 3:40 pm

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Originally Posted by Ray
We shoot tourist............ don't we

Hey, hook me up! It's safari time! :D

TouristTrap Mar 7th 2006 4:15 pm

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[QUOTE=Angry White Pyjamas]Problem species in Florida.

EXCELLENT! :D

*not many in Tampa, thank gawd.*

Lynne Mar 7th 2006 11:47 pm

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You don't need a road make to get around, people will give you directions by Churches. "When you get to the Baptist Church turn left, keep going until you see the Catholic Church turn left again, past the Greek Orthodox until you get to the Presbetarian Church, half a mile on you will see the Southern Baptist church, turn right, and it's there on the left. If you get to the Seventh Day Adventist Church you have gone too far".

Not sure if its happening elsewhere, but Dollar General stores are sprouting up like mushrooms. Emtpy lot today, Dollar General tomorrow and if it's not Dollar General its a Subway.

Patrick Hasler Mar 8th 2006 12:39 am

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Originally Posted by rushman
New York:
New York City, Museums art galleries blah blah blah
Empire State Building
Snow
Statue of Liberty (French tart)
World tra......
Snow
The Catskills
The Adirondacks
The Champlain valley
Niagara Falls
Snow
No Amerlisa
No smoking bars
baseball hall of fame
Snow
The Finger Lakes
Lake Ontario
2 hours from Montreal (can smoke in bars and get prostitutes there)
Snow
Can get canadian TV and they show real boobs in focus
The Mohawk Valley
Me

If you are only two hours from Motreal you can't be far away ????? :confused:

You forgot Lake George which is the Great Yarmouth of NY in summer, tourist everywhere. .............. :D

CarlM Mar 8th 2006 1:20 am

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Originally Posted by AdobePinon

What does your state have to offer?

Lots of fat people who chew tobacco and drive pick-ups!

britvic Mar 8th 2006 1:22 am

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Originally Posted by CarlM
Lots of fat people who chew tobacco and drive pick-ups!

LOL, I know use to live there also :D

CarlM Mar 8th 2006 1:24 am

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Originally Posted by britvic
LOL, I know use to live there also :D

Im sorry for you! LOL- what part?

anotherlimey Mar 8th 2006 1:25 am

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Originally Posted by Angry White Pyjamas
Problem species in Florida.

Main Genus: Touristimo Generalis
Sub Species : Touristimo Snowbirdalis (white plumage, normally seen in winter) and Touristimo Britishalis (Red plumage more common in the summer months)

Description:
The pesky little buggers can be seen all year round thought they tend to be more prolific in the summer months (general theory is they are blown in on the tropical storm winds) when they can be seen in a multitude of colours from Snow White to Lobster Red. Often spotted in camouflage with an "I love Orlando" T-shirt on and clutching a small furry stuffed mouse like thing that they will use to beat off potential attackers with.


Effects:
They are not considered dangerous per se but are a nusiance and as a non-indigenous species they are causing massive damage to local fauna and flora in their great numbers and so the State Gvt has created an open season whereby if they appear to be causing harm its permissable to cull the offending creature. Bag limit is 5 per day. Unlimited for the season.

Predators:
Their natural predators are called "Ticket Sharks" that like to hunt in small groups and are found loitering by small cabin like structures where they will pounce on passing Tourists and proceed to fleece them alive.

Examples:

Touristimo Britishalis
http://www.soccernet.com/images/ph.1...ottBarbour.jpg
Commonly found around Orlando, Kissimee, and Tampa

Touristimo Snowbirdalis
http://www.screamingeagle.org/images...o-hard-at-.jpg
Commonly found in more southern areas such as Palm Beach, Boca Raton and Miami.

lol very good :D

britvic Mar 8th 2006 1:25 am

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Originally Posted by CarlM
Im sorry for you! LOL- what part?

Columbus, hated the place.

britontour Mar 8th 2006 3:58 am

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Originally Posted by Lynne
You don't need a road make to get around, people will give you directions by Churches.

Same thing here although its not churches all directions are related to where the mountains are.

BigDavyG Mar 8th 2006 4:05 am

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Originally Posted by britontour
all directions are related to where the mountains are.

That won't work in Illinois

Partystar Mar 8th 2006 5:44 am

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This is where all the drugged up celebs come to kick their habit!!! Only to return a few months later, for the 'second' course of their treatment!!! :rolleyes:

CarlM Mar 8th 2006 5:49 am

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Originally Posted by Partystar
This is where all the drugged up celebs come to kick their habit!!! Only to return a few months later, for the 'second' course of their treatment!!! :rolleyes:

..i believe there are also several bars where you can watch a drunk British redhead-lass whip her boobs out on a Friday..!?


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