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Things to see and do in your state
In New Mexico...
a) ...pick up hantavirus. 65x more likely to get it here than the rest of the US. b) ...get plague. Yep, Santa Fe is one of the few places in the world that permanently harbours plague. c) ...get an infestation of flesh-eating bacteria. More cases than almost anywhere in the world. Scary thing is that it is as simple as getting strep bacteria in an open wound. Something special about the low humidity and altitude. If that's all a little advanced for you, we offer stuff for beginners too. You might wish to start with a standard desert mix of rattlesnakes, tarantulas, scorpions, giant centipedes and black widows. What does your state have to offer? |
Re: Things to see and do in your state
Originally Posted by AdobePinon
In New Mexico...
a) ...pick up hantavirus. 65x more likely to get it here than the rest of the US. b) ...get plague. Yep, Santa Fe is one of the few places in the world that permanently harbours plague. c) ...get an infestation of flesh-eating bacteria. More cases than almost anywhere in the world. Scary thing is that it is as simple as getting strep bacteria in an open wound. Something special about the low humidity and altitude. If that's all a little advanced for you, we offer stuff for beginners too. You might wish to start with a standard desert mix of rattlesnakes, tarantulas, scorpions, giant centipedes and black widows. What does your state have to offer? |
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New Jersey
The NJ turnpike goes to New York and the PA Turnpike goes to Pennsylvania, that's pretty much it :rolleyes: |
Re: Things to see and do in your state
Originally Posted by AdobePinon
In New Mexico...
a) ...pick up hantavirus. 65x more likely to get it here than the rest of the US. b) ...get plague. Yep, Santa Fe is one of the few places in the world that permanently harbours plague. c) ...get an infestation of flesh-eating bacteria. More cases than almost anywhere in the world. Scary thing is that it is as simple as getting strep bacteria in an open wound. Something special about the low humidity and altitude. If that's all a little advanced for you, we offer stuff for beginners too. You might wish to start with a standard desert mix of rattlesnakes, tarantulas, scorpions, giant centipedes and black widows.
Originally Posted by AdobePinon
What does your state have to offer?
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[QUOTE=AdobePinon]b) ...get plague. Yep, Santa Fe is one of the few places in the world that permanently harbours plague.
[QUOTE] As a state, we fester intollerance and biggotry |
Re: Things to see and do in your state
Originally Posted by AdobePinon
What does your state have to offer?
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Originally Posted by syllk
George Bush...beat that!
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Originally Posted by AdobePinon
What does your state have to offer? New Jersey: -has the highest population density in the U.S. An average 1,030 people per sq. mile. -is the car theft capital of the world, with more cars stolen in Newark then any other city. -has the most diners in the world and is sometimes referred to as the diner capital of the world. -has the largest petroleum containment area outside of the Middle East countries. -has the most toxic waste dumps (108) of any US state. -has a spoon museum featuring over 5,400 spoons from every state and almost every country. -has the world's tallest rollercoaster. -has the town with the largest collection of Victorian houses in the USA (Cape May). Yes, it's fun to live in NJ - all this and mobsters too. |
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Originally Posted by elfman
I'll see your rattlesnakes and viruses and raise you:
New Jersey: -has the highest population density in the U.S. An average 1,030 people per sq. mile. -is the car theft capital of the world, with more cars stolen in Newark then any other city. -has the most diners in the world and is sometimes referred to as the diner capital of the world. -has the largest petroleum containment area outside of the Middle East countries. -has the most toxic waste dumps (108) of any US state. -has a spoon museum featuring over 5,400 spoons from every state and almost every country. -has the world's tallest rollercoaster. -has the town with the largest collection of Victorian houses in the USA (Cape May). Yes, it's fun to live in NJ - all this and mobsters too. |
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Originally Posted by AdobePinon
Well, you have a point there. But, as they say, 'Somewhere a village is missing an idiot', so what do you have now? :D
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Well, I've got to admit that NJ was all seeming a little tame until...
Originally Posted by elfman
-has a spoon museum featuring over 5,400 spoons from every state and almost every country.
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Originally Posted by AdobePinon
Well, you have a point there. But, as they say, 'Somewhere a village is missing an idiot', so what do you have now? :D
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Re: Things to see and do in your state
Originally Posted by NC Penguin
Is that a loaded question? Syllk lives in TX now... ;)
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Problem species in Florida.
Main Genus: Touristimo Generalis Sub Species : Touristimo Snowbirdalis (white plumage, normally seen in winter) and Touristimo Britishalis (Red plumage more common in the summer months) Description: The pesky little buggers can be seen all year round thought they tend to be more prolific in the summer months (general theory is they are blown in on the tropical storm winds) when they can be seen in a multitude of colours from Snow White to Lobster Red. Often spotted in camouflage with an "I love Orlando" T-shirt on and clutching a small furry stuffed mouse like thing that they will use to beat off potential attackers with. Effects: They are not considered dangerous per se but are a nusiance and as a non-indigenous species they are causing massive damage to local fauna and flora in their great numbers and so the State Gvt has created an open season whereby if they appear to be causing harm its permissable to cull the offending creature. Bag limit is 5 per day. Unlimited for the season. Predators: Their natural predators are called "Ticket Sharks" that like to hunt in small groups and are found loitering by small cabin like structures where they will pounce on passing Tourists and proceed to fleece them alive. Examples: Touristimo Britishalis http://www.soccernet.com/images/ph.1...ottBarbour.jpg Commonly found around Orlando, Kissimee, and Tampa Touristimo Snowbirdalis http://www.screamingeagle.org/images...o-hard-at-.jpg Commonly found in more southern areas such as Palm Beach, Boca Raton and Miami. |
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New York:
New York City, Museums art galleries blah blah blah Empire State Building Snow Statue of Liberty (French tart) World tra...... Snow The Catskills The Adirondacks The Champlain valley Niagara Falls Snow No Amerlisa No smoking bars baseball hall of fame Snow The Finger Lakes Lake Ontario 2 hours from Montreal (can smoke in bars and get prostitutes there) Snow Can get canadian TV and they show real boobs in focus The Mohawk Valley Me |
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Originally Posted by Ray
We shoot tourist............ don't we
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[QUOTE=Angry White Pyjamas]Problem species in Florida.
EXCELLENT! :D *not many in Tampa, thank gawd.* |
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You don't need a road make to get around, people will give you directions by Churches. "When you get to the Baptist Church turn left, keep going until you see the Catholic Church turn left again, past the Greek Orthodox until you get to the Presbetarian Church, half a mile on you will see the Southern Baptist church, turn right, and it's there on the left. If you get to the Seventh Day Adventist Church you have gone too far".
Not sure if its happening elsewhere, but Dollar General stores are sprouting up like mushrooms. Emtpy lot today, Dollar General tomorrow and if it's not Dollar General its a Subway. |
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Originally Posted by rushman
New York:
New York City, Museums art galleries blah blah blah Empire State Building Snow Statue of Liberty (French tart) World tra...... Snow The Catskills The Adirondacks The Champlain valley Niagara Falls Snow No Amerlisa No smoking bars baseball hall of fame Snow The Finger Lakes Lake Ontario 2 hours from Montreal (can smoke in bars and get prostitutes there) Snow Can get canadian TV and they show real boobs in focus The Mohawk Valley Me You forgot Lake George which is the Great Yarmouth of NY in summer, tourist everywhere. .............. :D |
Re: Things to see and do in your state
Originally Posted by AdobePinon
What does your state have to offer? |
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Originally Posted by CarlM
Lots of fat people who chew tobacco and drive pick-ups!
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Originally Posted by britvic
LOL, I know use to live there also :D
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Originally Posted by Angry White Pyjamas
Problem species in Florida.
Main Genus: Touristimo Generalis Sub Species : Touristimo Snowbirdalis (white plumage, normally seen in winter) and Touristimo Britishalis (Red plumage more common in the summer months) Description: The pesky little buggers can be seen all year round thought they tend to be more prolific in the summer months (general theory is they are blown in on the tropical storm winds) when they can be seen in a multitude of colours from Snow White to Lobster Red. Often spotted in camouflage with an "I love Orlando" T-shirt on and clutching a small furry stuffed mouse like thing that they will use to beat off potential attackers with. Effects: They are not considered dangerous per se but are a nusiance and as a non-indigenous species they are causing massive damage to local fauna and flora in their great numbers and so the State Gvt has created an open season whereby if they appear to be causing harm its permissable to cull the offending creature. Bag limit is 5 per day. Unlimited for the season. Predators: Their natural predators are called "Ticket Sharks" that like to hunt in small groups and are found loitering by small cabin like structures where they will pounce on passing Tourists and proceed to fleece them alive. Examples: Touristimo Britishalis http://www.soccernet.com/images/ph.1...ottBarbour.jpg Commonly found around Orlando, Kissimee, and Tampa Touristimo Snowbirdalis http://www.screamingeagle.org/images...o-hard-at-.jpg Commonly found in more southern areas such as Palm Beach, Boca Raton and Miami. |
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Originally Posted by CarlM
Im sorry for you! LOL- what part?
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Re: Things to see and do in your state
Originally Posted by Lynne
You don't need a road make to get around, people will give you directions by Churches.
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Originally Posted by britontour
all directions are related to where the mountains are.
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This is where all the drugged up celebs come to kick their habit!!! Only to return a few months later, for the 'second' course of their treatment!!! :rolleyes:
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Originally Posted by Partystar
This is where all the drugged up celebs come to kick their habit!!! Only to return a few months later, for the 'second' course of their treatment!!! :rolleyes:
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Bush's summer family home
Martha Stewarts summer gaff Old farts from NY Stupidly cold winters Fort Knox...shame you can't lock some of the nutters in the old vault. |
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Here in Michigan... water, water and more water... did I mention water? If it is not in the form of a lake then it is in the form of snow!
Although to be fair I am told that Mackinaw Island is a must see and very pretty in fall... I have just not made it that far north yet. Ash :) |
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Originally Posted by CarlM
..i believe there are also several bars where you can watch a drunk British redhead-lass whip her boobs out on a Friday..!?
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Way back in history 3000 years infact ever since the world began
There's been a whole lotta good women shedding tears over a brown eyed handsome man I find your tag quite homophobic ...should it not read whole lotta good women and men shedding tears |
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Originally Posted by Ray
Way back in history 3000 years infact ever since the world began
There's been a whole lotta good women shedding tears over a brown eyed handsome man I find your tag quite homophobic ...should it not read whole lotta good women and men shedding tears |
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Originally Posted by Partystar
I have no idea what you're talking about!!! :D
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Originally Posted by CarlM
LOL - i dont remember our exact phone call, but i can give you a synopsis if you like..!
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Ohio. Come see the river that caught fire!
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Re: Things to see and do in your state
Originally Posted by Duncan Roberts
Ohio. Come see the river that caught fire!
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[QUOTE=TouristTrap]
Originally Posted by Angry White Pyjamas
Problem species in Florida.
EXCELLENT! :D *not many in Tampa, thank gawd.* |
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