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Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk

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Things That Are VERY Difficult to Say When You're Drunk...

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Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE to Say When You're Drunk...

Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you
Nope, no more booze for me
Sorry, but you're not really my type
No kebab for me, thank you
Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
I'm not interested in fighting you.
Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing
No, I won't make any attempt to dance thanks, I have zero co-ordination.

PrincessofWales

Two sock cutters cockly cutting socks.

NC Penguin

How about, "No, I'm not drunk. I can definitely drive."?

Postscript to this would be: person who said this made headlines the following day when he/she wrapped car round tree/got to close to a lamp post/police are looking for a hit and run driver.

ironporer

Hell, just plain "NO" is difficult enough at those times.

jaybob

Is that 'No' as in will power and self discipline? Or are you referring to being so far out of the old monkey tree, that anything other than an incoherent grunt is virtually impossible?

ironporer

The former...as in "No I don't want to come home with you"... or "No I should not drive".... or "No, I should stop now, I have to work in the morning"... "No, you are entirely too ugly, and I won't know it 'till I wake up next to you".

(Of course, being married to the most wonderful woman in the world, these examples are simply used in a historical context, and do not reflect current alchohol exacerbated issues).

emceemart

I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's son. I'm only plucking pheasants till the pheasant plucker comes.

(try it sober)

cutina

Easy things to say;

I think I should text my Ex
I think we should have a kebab

MiniBrit

Fuzzy Duck, Ducky Fuzz, Fuzzy Duck, Ducky Fuzz....... and so on.....

emceemart

WOW - what a get out. I almost feel free enough to refer to fat bitches, nagging cows and tell mother-in-law jokes. (if it don't work I'll send a message from hospital).