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Signs you are too old for Trick or Treat

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Signs you are too old for Trick or Treat

When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't remember the rest.

You get winded from knocking on the door.

You ask for high fiber candy only.

When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.

People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!" and you're not wearing a mask.

You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.

You're the only Spider Man in the neighborhood with a walker.

You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
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