sense of humor
Oct 5th 2005, 12:41 am
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sense of humor
when reading these threads over the past year I have come to understand many things I miss about the UK.....sense of humor is one of them......at work many times I am trying to crack jokes and sometimes take the piss just for fun and I am there bursting out laughing and then I look around me and find blank faces looking somewhat puzzeled 
.....even after 5-10 yrs of knowing someone they sill stare with that I have no idea what he's laughing at face on......wtf get me outta here.....think I need a few 
.....even after 5-10 yrs of knowing someone they sill stare with that I have no idea what he's laughing at face on......wtf get me outta here.....think I need a few
Oct 5th 2005, 12:56 am
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Re: sense of humor
Originally Posted by psb182
when reading these threads over the past year I have come to understand many things I miss about the UK.....sense of humor is one of them......at work many times I am trying to crack jokes and sometimes take the piss just for fun and I am there bursting out laughing and then I look around me and find blank faces looking somewhat puzzeled .....even after 5-10 yrs of knowing someone they sill stare with that I have no idea what he's laughing at face on......wtf get me outta here.....think I need a few
.....even after 5-10 yrs of knowing someone they sill stare with that I have no idea what he's laughing at face on......wtf get me outta here.....think I need a few My god man! This is all serious didnt you know?
Oct 5th 2005, 1:41 am
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Re: sense of humor
just need to find a few piss heads at work 
Oct 5th 2005, 1:42 am
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Re: sense of humor
Originally Posted by Bob
just need to find a few piss heads at work
Oct 5th 2005, 1:50 am
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Re: sense of humor
Originally Posted by Angry White Pyjamas
I reckon they'll all be put on the "Employee Assitance Program" if the are seen drinking during work hours.
Oct 5th 2005, 1:51 am
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Re: sense of humor
Originally Posted by Angry White Pyjamas
I reckon they'll all be put on the "Employee Assitance Program" if the are seen drinking during work hours.
Good british humor is when you boss turns round to you and say's ''shut up woman are you on the blob or something'' and I turn round and say ''no I aint but if you don't shut up im coming over their to stab you with my scissors''
Hmmm or is that just me being violent
hmmm or as I just overheard my work mate say ''she was flicking the bean over it'' such a funny line
Oct 5th 2005, 1:53 am
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Re: sense of humor
Originally Posted by Bob
aye, probably...never mind half of them are stoners....but that test they threaten you with is only if they really want to fire you...there's an unflushable that's been fired months ago, she's still seen around the butt hut every now again to pass on her goods....hmmm...so nice to know your banking needs are taken care off....hmmm...did I say that... *l*
You want to see the "Employee Programs" we have. I think you'd have to be a lifelong mormon to pass them if they really wanted to slap it on you.
Oct 5th 2005, 1:55 am
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Re: sense of humor
Originally Posted by Angry White Pyjamas
LOL.
You want to see the "Employee Programs" we have. I think you'd have to be a lifelong mormon to pass them if they really wanted to slap it on you.
You want to see the "Employee Programs" we have. I think you'd have to be a lifelong mormon to pass them if they really wanted to slap it on you.
Oct 5th 2005, 1:56 am
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Re: sense of humor
Originally Posted by sprintblue
:scared: No lunchtime pint then (or G&T in my case) thats pants!!
Good british humor is when you boss turns round to you and say's ''shut up woman are you on the blob or something'' and I turn round and say ''no I aint but if you don't shut up im coming over their to stab you with my scissors''
Hmmm or is that just me being violent
Good british humor is when you boss turns round to you and say's ''shut up woman are you on the blob or something'' and I turn round and say ''no I aint but if you don't shut up im coming over their to stab you with my scissors''
Hmmm or is that just me being violent
Originally Posted by sprintblue
hmmm or as I just overheard my work mate say ''she was flicking the bean over it'' such a funny line
Nope, sorry, no lunchtime pub trips or tipples allowed over here. Alcohol is a dirty word.
Oct 5th 2005, 1:58 am
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Re: sense of humor
Originally Posted by gruffbrown
One of the main reasons I'm self employed
Oct 5th 2005, 2:03 am
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Re: sense of humor
Originally Posted by Angry White Pyjamas
HAHAH.. "On the blob". Oh I think you just made a member called Ray a very unhappy person. He hates that saying...you shouldve seen the argument over it a few months ago.
Flicking the bean. Love it. My wife says that.
Nope, sorry, no lunchtime pub trips or tipples allowed over here. Alcohol is a dirty word.
Flicking the bean. Love it. My wife says that.
Nope, sorry, no lunchtime pub trips or tipples allowed over here. Alcohol is a dirty word.
Yeh ''Flicking the bean'' is such a funny statement!! It does make me giggle.
Yeh I know what there like with alcohol....only thing I won't be looking foward to....I like a drink or 5 on a Thursday & Friday.....and Saturday
Oh and Sunday, Monday, Tuesday & Wednesday
Oct 5th 2005, 2:06 am
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Re: sense of humor
Originally Posted by sprintblue
Ha On the Blob...it's a lad's thing isn't it....All the blokes say it around here lol
Yeh ''Flicking the bean'' is such a funny statement!! It does make me giggle.
Yeh I know what there like with alcohol....only thing I won't be looking foward to....I like a drink or 5 on a Thursday & Friday.....and Saturday
Oh and Sunday, Monday, Tuesday & Wednesday
Yeh ''Flicking the bean'' is such a funny statement!! It does make me giggle.
Yeh I know what there like with alcohol....only thing I won't be looking foward to....I like a drink or 5 on a Thursday & Friday.....and Saturday
Oh and Sunday, Monday, Tuesday & Wednesday
Depending on where you end up depends on what the extent of the absenteeism is like. Down here its not so bad but lunchtime drinking is very much frowned on all the same. Mind you I can understand that in my game to be honest.
Oct 5th 2005, 2:16 am
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Re: sense of humor
Originally Posted by Angry White Pyjamas
Mind you I can understand that in my game to be honest.
Yeh I mean I see your point, alot of men to have a problem getting it up after they have been on the sauce!!!
Oct 5th 2005, 2:22 am
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Re: sense of humor
Originally Posted by sprintblue
Yeh I mean I see your point, alot of men to have a problem getting it up after they have been on the sauce!!!
Oct 5th 2005, 2:29 am
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Re: sense of humor
Originally Posted by Angry White Pyjamas
Hehe. Not a problem Ive really suffered. Wouldnt want to upset the clients now.
men are so selfish!!!