I've found not a bad substitute they are Bob Evans original links

I get Saags british bangers from the local grocery store there OK. The kids like the Schwan brats that they have seasonally, I think we bought the last off his truck last week.
Other than that look for a butchers, about 45 mins from us is a Sausage shop, I haven't been in for ages, but they sell British sausages, they are huge, I have to cut them in half and share with the kids. Also lots of grocery stores that have a butcher section have British bangers, some are better than others, and it can get expensive. Our local store makes his own and they taste pretty nice, I like them in Onion gravy.

If you can get to Trenton Farmers' Market there is a butcher (Cartlidge's Meats) that sells delicious breakfast links. They are the nearest thing to british sausages I have found and they are cheaper than Wholefoods.

Did anyone in their childhood squash the (face)cheeks of a friend or sibling and challenge them to say "sausages"?

No?
Just me then.....

Be very careful honey............. a lot of sausages have gluten contents in them

not not just you...

Just checked and my nearest Sprouts is an hours drive away...will make the trip if you think the bangers are worth it..haven't had a decent sausage in 3 years

An hour, isn't that just going next door in Texas?