Janek66

Cuz the locals don't unnerstand the queen's english! Not too quick on the uptake round here.

englishinfl

Not too quick on the uptake? That's not because they don't understand the Queens english

Next time you talk to one of your "locals", just ask them if their family tree has a fork in it.

Janek66

The trees don't branch around here, that is very true. That goes along way in explaining the summer teeth, the mumus, coke machine on the front porch and large inflatable items on the roof during the Holidays. It's truly a sight to behold.

englishinfl

Sounds a lot like where I live. See, we're just as good as you lot, even if we don't live in them thar hills.

Janek66

I knew there was a reason I was drawn to this area, being brought up in the fens of East Anglia.

englishinfl

Oh that would account for it then.

Janek66

Indeed, the giant women with sticky men and kids from numerous sources, and lets not forget cankles....it's home away from home.

englishinfl

Cankles? ROFL.
Now there's a thought! Not a good thought, but a thought