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woodsey Nov 3rd 2005 10:35 pm

Power tools..
 
Just for Rushman..
As I have no intention of paying some robbing bastard $20,000 to do up my bathroom I intend to do it myself..
Rushman, as you obviously are an expert on all things 'manly' please advise on which power tools I will need to purchase in order to do this, currently I own a big hammer and a philips screw driver..

thanks.. :D

gruffbrown Nov 3rd 2005 10:36 pm

Re: Power tools..
 

Originally Posted by woodsey
currently I own a big hammer and a philips screw driver..

thanks.. :D

Oh dear...............

woodsey Nov 3rd 2005 10:37 pm

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Originally Posted by gruffbrown
Oh dear...............

theres still time for you to come on over, the plane tickets are only a phone call away.. :D

gruffbrown Nov 3rd 2005 10:39 pm

Re: Power tools..
 

Originally Posted by woodsey
theres still time for you to come on over, the plane tickets are only a phone call away.. :D

What needs doing then Woodsey?

woodsey Nov 3rd 2005 10:40 pm

Re: Power tools..
 

Originally Posted by gruffbrown
What needs doing then Woodsey?

everything needs ripping out and new stuff needs putting in..simple!

Roadster280 Nov 3rd 2005 10:41 pm

Re: Power tools..
 

Originally Posted by woodsey
currently I own a big hammer and a philips screw driver..

1st rule of engineering. Your hammer can NEVER be big enough.

BTW, you have two screwdrivers. Its just that one has a little more finesse than the other.

Sorry to be facetious, it isn't tools you need, it is knowledge, skill and experience. You can't buy the last two.

Lord Lionheart Nov 3rd 2005 10:41 pm

Re: Power tools..
 

Originally Posted by woodsey
Just for Rushman..
As I have no intention of paying some robbing bastard $20,000 to do up my bathroom I intend to do it myself..
Rushman, as you obviously are an expert on all things 'manly' please advise on which power tools I will need to purchase in order to do this, currently I own a big hammer and a philips screw driver..

thanks.. :D

The consultancy fee to assess the correct power tools you need is $5000.00

woodsey Nov 3rd 2005 10:42 pm

Re: Power tools..
 

Originally Posted by lionheart
The consultancy fee to assess the correct power tools you need is $5000.00

who bloody asked you.. :D

Lord Lionheart Nov 3rd 2005 10:44 pm

Re: Power tools..
 

Originally Posted by woodsey
who bloody asked you.. :D

Hey I'm just trying to make a dishonest living :rolleyes:

woodsey Nov 3rd 2005 10:44 pm

Re: Power tools..
 

Originally Posted by lionheart
Hey I'm just trying to make a dishonest living :rolleyes:

actually whilst your not working are you any good at DIY? :p

Eskimo Nov 3rd 2005 10:49 pm

Re: Power tools..
 
no you don't ..I broke the hammer (or Birmingham screwdriver as its known) :D

Lord Lionheart Nov 3rd 2005 10:49 pm

Re: Power tools..
 

Originally Posted by woodsey
actually whilst your not working are you any good at DIY? :p

My old man is a builder. I've done construction. I redid my older sisters kitchen for free years ago when she left the chip pan on and set the kitchen on fire. Get Eskimo to do it at the weekend, lazy git!
Plus the tile cement and grout makes a man's hands all rough ;) not like those soft office workers hands.

woodsey Nov 3rd 2005 10:54 pm

Re: Power tools..
 

Originally Posted by lionheart
My old man is a builder. I've done construction. I redid my older sisters kitchen for free years ago when she left the chip pan on and set the kitchen on fire. Get Eskimo to do it at the weekend, lazy git!
Plus the tile cement and grout makes a man's hands all rough ;) not like those soft office workers hands.

he is so shit at DIY I can't even express it in words..hanging a flaming picture turns into a marathon event with 10 trips to Home Depot to find the right screw..and you're right his hands are softer than mine.

Roadster280 Nov 3rd 2005 10:55 pm

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Originally Posted by Eskimo
no you don't ..I broke the hammer (or Birmingham screwdriver as its known) :D

I refer you to the 1st rule of engineering.......

Eskimo Nov 3rd 2005 11:01 pm

Re: Power tools..
 

Originally Posted by woodsey
he is so shit at DIY I can't even express it in words..hanging a flaming picture turns into a marathon event with 10 trips to Home Depot to find the right screw..and you're right his hands are softer than mine.

you always said I was good with me hands ...


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