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I always liked the one for an ugly bird.."She got a face like a box of frogs"
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I can always rely on you guys to brighten my day. Two phrases recently made me laugh. Someone on here refered to the guy from Bargain Hunt as the "orange faced twat".
While watching a Bond film recently Sean Connery's response to a girl who asked if he liked blonds was "provided the collars and cuffs match".
While watching a Bond film recently Sean Connery's response to a girl who asked if he liked blonds was "provided the collars and cuffs match".
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On the radio this morning, some girl had me Ritchie Sambora at a concert last night, the DJ asked her if she got pudding in her pants, not heard that one before, pmsl ![Big Grin](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
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Originally Posted by Lynne
I can always rely on you guys to brighten my day. Two phrases recently made me laugh. Someone on here refered to the guy from Bargain Hunt as the "orange faced twat".
While watching a Bond film recently Sean Connery's response to a girl who asked if he liked blonds was "provided the collars and cuffs match".
While watching a Bond film recently Sean Connery's response to a girl who asked if he liked blonds was "provided the collars and cuffs match".
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A local one here - muffin tops. i.e. the way the flab hangs over the too-tight jeans.
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Originally Posted by AdobePinon
A local one here - muffin tops. i.e. the way the flab hangs over the too-tight jeans. ![EEK!](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/eek.gif)
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they call that the FUPA
fat upper p*ssy area
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