O/T: This is very funny...........
Jul 9th 2004, 12:12 pm
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O/T: This is very funny...........
There are two sides to every story and fundamental differences between men and women......
GIRL'S DIARY
Thursday 24 June 2004:
Saw him in the evening and he was acting really strangely. I went
shopping in the afternoon with the girls and I did turn up a bit late so thought it might be that. The bar was really crowded and loud so I suggested we go somewhere quieter to talk. He was still very subdued and distracted so I suggested we go somewhere nice to eat. All through dinner he just didn't seem himself; he hardly laughed, and didn't seem to be paying any attention to me or to what I was saying. I just knew that something was wrong. He dropped me back home and I wondered if he was going to come in; he hesitated, but followed. I asked him again if there was something the matter but he just half shook his head and turned the television on. After about 10 minutes of silence, I said I was going upstairs to bed. I put my arms around him and told him that I loved him deeply. He just gave a sigh, and a sad sort of smile. He didn't follow me up, but later he did, and I was surprised when we made love. He still seemed distant and a bit cold, and I started to think that he was going to leave me, and that he had found someone else.
I cried myself to sleep.
BLOKE'S DIARY
Thursday 24 June 2004:
England lost to Portugal. Gutted. Got a shag though.
GIRL'S DIARY
Thursday 24 June 2004:
Saw him in the evening and he was acting really strangely. I went
shopping in the afternoon with the girls and I did turn up a bit late so thought it might be that. The bar was really crowded and loud so I suggested we go somewhere quieter to talk. He was still very subdued and distracted so I suggested we go somewhere nice to eat. All through dinner he just didn't seem himself; he hardly laughed, and didn't seem to be paying any attention to me or to what I was saying. I just knew that something was wrong. He dropped me back home and I wondered if he was going to come in; he hesitated, but followed. I asked him again if there was something the matter but he just half shook his head and turned the television on. After about 10 minutes of silence, I said I was going upstairs to bed. I put my arms around him and told him that I loved him deeply. He just gave a sigh, and a sad sort of smile. He didn't follow me up, but later he did, and I was surprised when we made love. He still seemed distant and a bit cold, and I started to think that he was going to leave me, and that he had found someone else.
I cried myself to sleep.
BLOKE'S DIARY
Thursday 24 June 2004:
England lost to Portugal. Gutted. Got a shag though.
Jul 9th 2004, 1:17 pm
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Re: O/T: This is very funny...........
Originally posted by katesuiter1
There are two sides to every story and fundamental differences between men and women......
GIRL'S DIARY
Thursday 24 June 2004:
Saw him in the evening and he was acting really strangely. I went
shopping in the afternoon with the girls and I did turn up a bit late so thought it might be that. The bar was really crowded and loud so I suggested we go somewhere quieter to talk. He was still very subdued and distracted so I suggested we go somewhere nice to eat. All through dinner he just didn't seem himself; he hardly laughed, and didn't seem to be paying any attention to me or to what I was saying. I just knew that something was wrong. He dropped me back home and I wondered if he was going to come in; he hesitated, but followed. I asked him again if there was something the matter but he just half shook his head and turned the television on. After about 10 minutes of silence, I said I was going upstairs to bed. I put my arms around him and told him that I loved him deeply. He just gave a sigh, and a sad sort of smile. He didn't follow me up, but later he did, and I was surprised when we made love. He still seemed distant and a bit cold, and I started to think that he was going to leave me, and that he had found someone else.
I cried myself to sleep.
BLOKE'S DIARY
Thursday 24 June 2004:
England lost to Portugal. Gutted. Got a shag though.
There are two sides to every story and fundamental differences between men and women......
GIRL'S DIARY
Thursday 24 June 2004:
Saw him in the evening and he was acting really strangely. I went
shopping in the afternoon with the girls and I did turn up a bit late so thought it might be that. The bar was really crowded and loud so I suggested we go somewhere quieter to talk. He was still very subdued and distracted so I suggested we go somewhere nice to eat. All through dinner he just didn't seem himself; he hardly laughed, and didn't seem to be paying any attention to me or to what I was saying. I just knew that something was wrong. He dropped me back home and I wondered if he was going to come in; he hesitated, but followed. I asked him again if there was something the matter but he just half shook his head and turned the television on. After about 10 minutes of silence, I said I was going upstairs to bed. I put my arms around him and told him that I loved him deeply. He just gave a sigh, and a sad sort of smile. He didn't follow me up, but later he did, and I was surprised when we made love. He still seemed distant and a bit cold, and I started to think that he was going to leave me, and that he had found someone else.
I cried myself to sleep.
BLOKE'S DIARY
Thursday 24 June 2004:
England lost to Portugal. Gutted. Got a shag though.
Jul 9th 2004, 2:37 pm
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Re: O/T: This is very funny...........
Originally posted by 21stcenturylove
Remarkable difference. Well authored !!!!
Remarkable difference. Well authored !!!!
It took me a awhile to figure that out about my man. Makes life so much simpler when you do... Thanks Kate
Jul 9th 2004, 2:39 pm
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Re: O/T: This is very funny...........
Originally posted by katesuiter1
There are two sides to every story and fundamental differences between men and women......
GIRL'S DIARY
Thursday 24 June 2004:
Saw him in the evening and he was acting really strangely. I went
shopping in the afternoon with the girls and I did turn up a bit late so thought it might be that. The bar was really crowded and loud so I suggested we go somewhere quieter to talk. He was still very subdued and distracted so I suggested we go somewhere nice to eat. All through dinner he just didn't seem himself; he hardly laughed, and didn't seem to be paying any attention to me or to what I was saying. I just knew that something was wrong. He dropped me back home and I wondered if he was going to come in; he hesitated, but followed. I asked him again if there was something the matter but he just half shook his head and turned the television on. After about 10 minutes of silence, I said I was going upstairs to bed. I put my arms around him and told him that I loved him deeply. He just gave a sigh, and a sad sort of smile. He didn't follow me up, but later he did, and I was surprised when we made love. He still seemed distant and a bit cold, and I started to think that he was going to leave me, and that he had found someone else.
I cried myself to sleep.
BLOKE'S DIARY
Thursday 24 June 2004:
England lost to Portugal. Gutted. Got a shag though.
There are two sides to every story and fundamental differences between men and women......
GIRL'S DIARY
Thursday 24 June 2004:
Saw him in the evening and he was acting really strangely. I went
shopping in the afternoon with the girls and I did turn up a bit late so thought it might be that. The bar was really crowded and loud so I suggested we go somewhere quieter to talk. He was still very subdued and distracted so I suggested we go somewhere nice to eat. All through dinner he just didn't seem himself; he hardly laughed, and didn't seem to be paying any attention to me or to what I was saying. I just knew that something was wrong. He dropped me back home and I wondered if he was going to come in; he hesitated, but followed. I asked him again if there was something the matter but he just half shook his head and turned the television on. After about 10 minutes of silence, I said I was going upstairs to bed. I put my arms around him and told him that I loved him deeply. He just gave a sigh, and a sad sort of smile. He didn't follow me up, but later he did, and I was surprised when we made love. He still seemed distant and a bit cold, and I started to think that he was going to leave me, and that he had found someone else.
I cried myself to sleep.
BLOKE'S DIARY
Thursday 24 June 2004:
England lost to Portugal. Gutted. Got a shag though.
That was great - thanks for the laugh!
Jul 9th 2004, 3:29 pm
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Re: O/T: This is very funny...........
katesuiter1 wrote:
> There are two sides to every story and fundamental differences between
> men and women......
> GIRL'S DIARY
> Thursday 24 June 2004:
> Saw him in the evening and he was acting really strangely. I went
> shopping in the afternoon with the girls and I did turn up a bit late
> so thought it might be that. The bar was really crowded and loud so I
> suggested we go somewhere quieter to talk. He was still very subdued
> and distracted so I suggested we go somewhere nice to eat. All through
> dinner he just didn't seem himself; he hardly laughed, and didn't seem
> to be paying any attention to me or to what I was saying. I just knew
> that something was wrong. He dropped me back home and I wondered if he
> was going to come in; he hesitated, but followed. I asked him again if
> there was something the matter but he just half shook his head and
> turned the television on. After about 10 minutes of silence, I said I
> was going upstairs to bed. I put my arms around him and told him that
> I loved him deeply. He just gave a sigh, and a sad sort of smile. He
> didn't follow me up, but later he did, and I was surprised when we
> made love. He still seemed distant and a bit cold, and I started to
> think that he was going to leave me, and that he had found someone else.
> I cried myself to sleep.
> BLOKE'S
> DIARY
> Thursday 24 June 2004:
> England lost to Portugal. Gutted. Got a
> shag though.
Call me dense but I don't see what's funny about this at all. I also
don't see how this story relays any profound difference between men and
women. To me this just seems like a couple in which the guy perhaps has
something on his mind.
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> There are two sides to every story and fundamental differences between
> men and women......
> GIRL'S DIARY
> Thursday 24 June 2004:
> Saw him in the evening and he was acting really strangely. I went
> shopping in the afternoon with the girls and I did turn up a bit late
> so thought it might be that. The bar was really crowded and loud so I
> suggested we go somewhere quieter to talk. He was still very subdued
> and distracted so I suggested we go somewhere nice to eat. All through
> dinner he just didn't seem himself; he hardly laughed, and didn't seem
> to be paying any attention to me or to what I was saying. I just knew
> that something was wrong. He dropped me back home and I wondered if he
> was going to come in; he hesitated, but followed. I asked him again if
> there was something the matter but he just half shook his head and
> turned the television on. After about 10 minutes of silence, I said I
> was going upstairs to bed. I put my arms around him and told him that
> I loved him deeply. He just gave a sigh, and a sad sort of smile. He
> didn't follow me up, but later he did, and I was surprised when we
> made love. He still seemed distant and a bit cold, and I started to
> think that he was going to leave me, and that he had found someone else.
> I cried myself to sleep.
> BLOKE'S
> DIARY
> Thursday 24 June 2004:
> England lost to Portugal. Gutted. Got a
> shag though.
Call me dense but I don't see what's funny about this at all. I also
don't see how this story relays any profound difference between men and
women. To me this just seems like a couple in which the guy perhaps has
something on his mind.
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Jul 9th 2004, 3:56 pm
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Re: O/T: This is very funny...........
Originally posted by Andrew DeFaria
Call me dense but I don't see what's funny about this at all. I also don't see how this story relays any profound difference between men and women. To me this just seems like a couple in which the guy perhaps has something on his mind.
Call me dense but I don't see what's funny about this at all. I also don't see how this story relays any profound difference between men and women. To me this just seems like a couple in which the guy perhaps has something on his mind.
Jul 9th 2004, 4:03 pm
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Re: O/T: This is very funny...........
Originally posted by Andrew DeFaria
Call me dense but I don't see what's funny about this at all. I also
don't see how this story relays any profound difference between men and
women. To me this just seems like a couple in which the guy perhaps has
something on his mind.
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Call me dense but I don't see what's funny about this at all. I also
don't see how this story relays any profound difference between men and
women. To me this just seems like a couple in which the guy perhaps has
something on his mind.
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Kate. xxxx
Jul 9th 2004, 4:21 pm
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Re: O/T: This is very funny...........
Originally posted by katesuiter1
Oooh, lighten up, misery guts! It's only a joke!!!
Kate. xxxx
Oooh, lighten up, misery guts! It's only a joke!!!
Kate. xxxx
Jul 9th 2004, 4:40 pm
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Re: O/T: This is very funny...........
Originally posted by Andrew DeFaria
Call me dense
Call me dense
but I don't see what's funny about this at all. I also
don't see how this story relays any profound difference between men and women. To me this just seems like a couple in which the guy perhaps has something on his mind.
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don't see how this story relays any profound difference between men and women. To me this just seems like a couple in which the guy perhaps has something on his mind.
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Jul 9th 2004, 5:07 pm
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Re: O/T: This is very funny...........
Originally posted by Andrew DeFaria
Call me dense
Call me dense
Jul 9th 2004, 5:13 pm
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Re: O/T: This is very funny...........
Don't see the problem!!! just a normal everyday occurence..
Jul 9th 2004, 10:37 pm
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Re: O/T: This is very funny...........
Originally posted by katesuiter1
There are two sides to every story and fundamental differences between men and women......
GIRL'S DIARY
Thursday 24 June 2004:
Saw him in the evening and he was acting really strangely. I went
shopping in the afternoon with the girls and I did turn up a bit late so thought it might be that. The bar was really crowded and loud so I suggested we go somewhere quieter to talk. He was still very subdued and distracted so I suggested we go somewhere nice to eat. All through dinner he just didn't seem himself; he hardly laughed, and didn't seem to be paying any attention to me or to what I was saying. I just knew that something was wrong. He dropped me back home and I wondered if he was going to come in; he hesitated, but followed. I asked him again if there was something the matter but he just half shook his head and turned the television on. After about 10 minutes of silence, I said I was going upstairs to bed. I put my arms around him and told him that I loved him deeply. He just gave a sigh, and a sad sort of smile. He didn't follow me up, but later he did, and I was surprised when we made love. He still seemed distant and a bit cold, and I started to think that he was going to leave me, and that he had found someone else.
I cried myself to sleep.
BLOKE'S DIARY
Thursday 24 June 2004:
England lost to Portugal. Gutted. Got a shag though.
There are two sides to every story and fundamental differences between men and women......
GIRL'S DIARY
Thursday 24 June 2004:
Saw him in the evening and he was acting really strangely. I went
shopping in the afternoon with the girls and I did turn up a bit late so thought it might be that. The bar was really crowded and loud so I suggested we go somewhere quieter to talk. He was still very subdued and distracted so I suggested we go somewhere nice to eat. All through dinner he just didn't seem himself; he hardly laughed, and didn't seem to be paying any attention to me or to what I was saying. I just knew that something was wrong. He dropped me back home and I wondered if he was going to come in; he hesitated, but followed. I asked him again if there was something the matter but he just half shook his head and turned the television on. After about 10 minutes of silence, I said I was going upstairs to bed. I put my arms around him and told him that I loved him deeply. He just gave a sigh, and a sad sort of smile. He didn't follow me up, but later he did, and I was surprised when we made love. He still seemed distant and a bit cold, and I started to think that he was going to leave me, and that he had found someone else.
I cried myself to sleep.
BLOKE'S DIARY
Thursday 24 June 2004:
England lost to Portugal. Gutted. Got a shag though.
Classic!!!!!!!!!!!
Jul 9th 2004, 10:41 pm
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Re: O/T: This is very funny...........
Originally posted by katesuiter1
There are two sides to every story and fundamental differences between men and women......
GIRL'S DIARY
Thursday 24 June 2004:
Saw him in the evening and he was acting really strangely. I went
shopping in the afternoon with the girls and I did turn up a bit late so thought it might be that. The bar was really crowded and loud so I suggested we go somewhere quieter to talk. He was still very subdued and distracted so I suggested we go somewhere nice to eat. All through dinner he just didn't seem himself; he hardly laughed, and didn't seem to be paying any attention to me or to what I was saying. I just knew that something was wrong. He dropped me back home and I wondered if he was going to come in; he hesitated, but followed. I asked him again if there was something the matter but he just half shook his head and turned the television on. After about 10 minutes of silence, I said I was going upstairs to bed. I put my arms around him and told him that I loved him deeply. He just gave a sigh, and a sad sort of smile. He didn't follow me up, but later he did, and I was surprised when we made love. He still seemed distant and a bit cold, and I started to think that he was going to leave me, and that he had found someone else.
I cried myself to sleep.
BLOKE'S DIARY
Thursday 24 June 2004:
England lost to Portugal. Gutted. Got a shag though.
There are two sides to every story and fundamental differences between men and women......
GIRL'S DIARY
Thursday 24 June 2004:
Saw him in the evening and he was acting really strangely. I went
shopping in the afternoon with the girls and I did turn up a bit late so thought it might be that. The bar was really crowded and loud so I suggested we go somewhere quieter to talk. He was still very subdued and distracted so I suggested we go somewhere nice to eat. All through dinner he just didn't seem himself; he hardly laughed, and didn't seem to be paying any attention to me or to what I was saying. I just knew that something was wrong. He dropped me back home and I wondered if he was going to come in; he hesitated, but followed. I asked him again if there was something the matter but he just half shook his head and turned the television on. After about 10 minutes of silence, I said I was going upstairs to bed. I put my arms around him and told him that I loved him deeply. He just gave a sigh, and a sad sort of smile. He didn't follow me up, but later he did, and I was surprised when we made love. He still seemed distant and a bit cold, and I started to think that he was going to leave me, and that he had found someone else.
I cried myself to sleep.
BLOKE'S DIARY
Thursday 24 June 2004:
England lost to Portugal. Gutted. Got a shag though.
What's so funny about that??
JUST KIDDING!!
Soccer really makes a difference, doesn't it??
Women and men are certainly different.. We are sick worriers!
Last edited by Hypertweeky; Jul 9th 2004 at 10:45 pm.
Jul 9th 2004, 10:47 pm
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Re: O/T: This is very funny...........
Originally posted by 21stcenturylove
I belong to the men's side but I can see the fun in the story. You are right, the guy had something in his mind but he was so "manly" that he didnt care to elaborate on that sad story but cared so much about the "s...". Thats the remarkable difference. However one should remember that are some exceptional men in this world too.
I belong to the men's side but I can see the fun in the story. You are right, the guy had something in his mind but he was so "manly" that he didnt care to elaborate on that sad story but cared so much about the "s...". Thats the remarkable difference. However one should remember that are some exceptional men in this world too.
Really??? Where?? LOL
Sorry But mine is already taken!!!
Jul 10th 2004, 1:13 am
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Re: O/T: This is very funny...........
dutchman2001nl wrote:
> Originally posted by Andrew DeFaria
>> Call me dense
> Dense!
Thanks I, ah, needed that! :-(
> Originally posted by Andrew DeFaria
>> Call me dense
> Dense!
Thanks I, ah, needed that! :-(