New Years Resolutions
Jan 3rd 2004, 2:41 pm
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New Years Resolutions
Here are my New Years Resolutions for 2004
1. To be less of the person I have turned out to be and more of the person I aspired to be.
2. To quit smoking, obviously I gave up smoking 5 years ago but there are others who have not, so my resolution is to cough loudly and feign asthma attacks when confronted by a smoker in a vein effort to inflict my will on others who have less will power than me.
3. Go on a diet, I intend to give up all the things that are bad for me except all the things I like to eat. As soon as McDonalds scraps their dollar menu and hikes their value meal to $10 I will be fine.
4. Give more to those less fortunate than me, now that I have realised that I can get a tax deduction for giving to charities I think it would be amiss of me not to give some of my money away so that I can benefit.
5. Think of others before thinking of myself, I am sick of people not paying attention to me or my dress so before I buy or do anything I will consider the consequences of my actions and how impressed people will be with me if I own or do it.
6. To be more tolerant of those stupid ****ing dickheads.
9. To learn to count
7. To be less ****ing aggressive
10. To wake up every morning and be thankful that I am not a shallow, spoilt, overfed and underexercised, over protected and over paid guy with no appreciation of the life I have.
Patrick
1. To be less of the person I have turned out to be and more of the person I aspired to be.
2. To quit smoking, obviously I gave up smoking 5 years ago but there are others who have not, so my resolution is to cough loudly and feign asthma attacks when confronted by a smoker in a vein effort to inflict my will on others who have less will power than me.
3. Go on a diet, I intend to give up all the things that are bad for me except all the things I like to eat. As soon as McDonalds scraps their dollar menu and hikes their value meal to $10 I will be fine.
4. Give more to those less fortunate than me, now that I have realised that I can get a tax deduction for giving to charities I think it would be amiss of me not to give some of my money away so that I can benefit.
5. Think of others before thinking of myself, I am sick of people not paying attention to me or my dress so before I buy or do anything I will consider the consequences of my actions and how impressed people will be with me if I own or do it.
6. To be more tolerant of those stupid ****ing dickheads.
9. To learn to count
7. To be less ****ing aggressive
10. To wake up every morning and be thankful that I am not a shallow, spoilt, overfed and underexercised, over protected and over paid guy with no appreciation of the life I have.
Patrick
Jan 3rd 2004, 8:53 pm
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Resolutions
Ditto losing weight! A stone would be nice.
Try and pay some of my credit card off.
Visit a new city (we should make that at least--booked to go to Dublin March '04!)
Try and pay some of my credit card off.
Visit a new city (we should make that at least--booked to go to Dublin March '04!)
