New year RESOLUTIONS
Jan 3rd 2006, 3:09 am
#46
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Re: New year RESOLUTIONS
Originally Posted by Deadmeat
Walk tall and look the world straight in the eye (that's what my momma told me).
Jan 3rd 2006, 3:14 am
#47
WTF?
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Re: New year RESOLUTIONS
Originally Posted by Eskimo
learn to use chopsticks
thats it - I dont like to aim too high ..
thats it - I dont like to aim too high ..
Jan 3rd 2006, 3:17 am
#48
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Re: New year RESOLUTIONS
Originally Posted by lionheart
Just mainline it, 5 ml of pure vodka taken intravenously will get you seriously drunk, and hardly any calories 
whar's the fun in that then?
Jan 3rd 2006, 3:18 am
#49
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Re: New year RESOLUTIONS
Originally Posted by Leslie66
I'd like to learn how to drive.... perhaps I'm aiming too high?
Jan 3rd 2006, 3:18 am
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Re: New year RESOLUTIONS
Originally Posted by Eskimo
learn to use chopsticks
thats it - I dont like to aim too high ..
thats it - I dont like to aim too high ..
Jan 3rd 2006, 3:19 am
#51
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Re: New year RESOLUTIONS
Originally Posted by Leslie66
I'd like to learn how to drive.... perhaps I'm aiming too high?
the only thing you drive is the men wild
Jan 3rd 2006, 3:21 am
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Re: New year RESOLUTIONS
Originally Posted by syllk
Just aim for the pieces of road that are empty.
Jan 3rd 2006, 3:22 am
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Re: New year RESOLUTIONS
Originally Posted by Eskimo
the only thing you drive is the men wild
Jan 3rd 2006, 3:27 am
#54
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Re: New year RESOLUTIONS
Originally Posted by clydegirl
When I was about knee-high.....
Today's Joke (straight from Google ... I'm lacking inspiration today)
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A man visits a massage parlour and sees a sign on the wall that reads:
'Ham sandwiches £2.50. Wank £30.00.
"Are you the young lady who does the wanks?" he asks a woman lounging against the wall in her bra and panties.
The young lady wriggled a bit, pouted and pulled down her bra to show her cleavage: "Oh yes, Sir, she replied breathlessly.
''Right," said the man, "Give your hands a wash and get me a ham sandwich."
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Jan 3rd 2006, 3:59 am
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Re: New year RESOLUTIONS
Originally Posted by Patrick
Bikini Moustache alert
Last edited by woodsey; Jan 3rd 2006 at 4:31 am.
Jan 3rd 2006, 7:36 am
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Re: New year RESOLUTIONS
Originally Posted by Partystar
. We complained & they told us it was not their fault, it was down to the customer to purchase 2 seats. 
good on you for complaining...should have been picked up on check in...sounds like the check in staff should have weighed the pax rather than the luggage
