New guy saying hello.
Aug 17th 2006, 2:03 am
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New guy saying hello.
Hello Everybody.
I have been following this site for a couple of weeks now and decided to register. My name is Peter and I have been in the United States since June of 2001, I am located in Owings Mills, Maryland.
I am 33 years young, an Electrical Engineer, married, 1 daughter, 1 step daughter, my left foot is bigger than my right foot, and if my aunt had balls she would be my uncle.
My job is very demanding and requires me to travel a lot, I was looking at a phone card that listed all the countries you could call and I counted that I had worked in 33 of them, this was in the year 2001 when I arrived in the USA, after constantly travelling I decided it was time to put my feet firmly in one place and decided to look for a wife and anchor here. So here I am and I am very pleased to meet you all.
I don't have many hobbies because I don't have time, however, I like to collect photographs of Germans then cut off my pubic hair and stick it to their top lips in the shape of a Hitler moustache whilst shouting "we won the war", my favourite saying is "never play leapfrog with a unicorn", and I love talking in Cockney rhyming slang to Americans then watch them malfunction as they try to absorb and decipher the sentence.
I am originally from a small working class town called Corby in the county of Northamptonshire, it's not a very pleasant place to live, the number of people with tattoo'd necks and knuckles far out weight the number of people with university degrees, in fact, most of the kids can rob the wheels from a car faster than their parents can exit the job center.
Well, like I said, I am pleased to meet you all and look forward to conversing with you, in the future.
Oh, and one last thing, If a guy called Gruff Brown happens to read this, Where did you get that dancing chicken, I want a dancing chicken just like yours.
I have been following this site for a couple of weeks now and decided to register. My name is Peter and I have been in the United States since June of 2001, I am located in Owings Mills, Maryland.
I am 33 years young, an Electrical Engineer, married, 1 daughter, 1 step daughter, my left foot is bigger than my right foot, and if my aunt had balls she would be my uncle.
My job is very demanding and requires me to travel a lot, I was looking at a phone card that listed all the countries you could call and I counted that I had worked in 33 of them, this was in the year 2001 when I arrived in the USA, after constantly travelling I decided it was time to put my feet firmly in one place and decided to look for a wife and anchor here. So here I am and I am very pleased to meet you all.
I don't have many hobbies because I don't have time, however, I like to collect photographs of Germans then cut off my pubic hair and stick it to their top lips in the shape of a Hitler moustache whilst shouting "we won the war", my favourite saying is "never play leapfrog with a unicorn", and I love talking in Cockney rhyming slang to Americans then watch them malfunction as they try to absorb and decipher the sentence.
I am originally from a small working class town called Corby in the county of Northamptonshire, it's not a very pleasant place to live, the number of people with tattoo'd necks and knuckles far out weight the number of people with university degrees, in fact, most of the kids can rob the wheels from a car faster than their parents can exit the job center.
Well, like I said, I am pleased to meet you all and look forward to conversing with you, in the future.
Oh, and one last thing, If a guy called Gruff Brown happens to read this, Where did you get that dancing chicken, I want a dancing chicken just like yours.
Aug 17th 2006, 2:04 am
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Re: New guy saying hello.
Welcome! 
Cool name
Cool name
Aug 17th 2006, 2:14 am
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Re: New guy saying hello.
Originally Posted by Rodney you plonker
Hello Everybody.
I have been following this site for a couple of weeks now and decided to register. My name is Peter and I have been in the United States since June of 2001, I am located in Owings Mills, Maryland.
I am 33 years young, an Electrical Engineer, married, 1 daughter, 1 step daughter, my left foot is bigger than my right foot, and if my aunt had balls she would be my uncle.
My job is very demanding and requires me to travel a lot, I was looking at a phone card that listed all the countries you could call and I counted that I had worked in 33 of them, this was in the year 2001 when I arrived in the USA, after constantly travelling I decided it was time to put my feet firmly in one place and decided to look for a wife and anchor here. So here I am and I am very pleased to meet you all.
I don't have many hobbies because I don't have time, however, I like to collect photographs of Germans then cut off my pubic hair and stick it to their top lips in the shape of a Hitler moustache whilst shouting "we won the war", my favourite saying is "never play leapfrog with a unicorn", and I love talking in Cockney rhyming slang to Americans then watch them malfunction as they try to absorb and decipher the sentence.
I am originally from a small working class town called Corby in the county of Northamptonshire, it's not a very pleasant place to live, the number of people with tattoo'd necks and knuckles far out weight the number of people with university degrees, in fact, most of the kids can rob the wheels from a car faster than their parents can exit the job center.
Well, like I said, I am pleased to meet you all and look forward to conversing with you, in the future.
Oh, and one last thing, If a guy called Gruff Brown happens to read this, Where did you get that dancing chicken, I want a dancing chicken just like yours.
I have been following this site for a couple of weeks now and decided to register. My name is Peter and I have been in the United States since June of 2001, I am located in Owings Mills, Maryland.
I am 33 years young, an Electrical Engineer, married, 1 daughter, 1 step daughter, my left foot is bigger than my right foot, and if my aunt had balls she would be my uncle.
My job is very demanding and requires me to travel a lot, I was looking at a phone card that listed all the countries you could call and I counted that I had worked in 33 of them, this was in the year 2001 when I arrived in the USA, after constantly travelling I decided it was time to put my feet firmly in one place and decided to look for a wife and anchor here. So here I am and I am very pleased to meet you all.
I don't have many hobbies because I don't have time, however, I like to collect photographs of Germans then cut off my pubic hair and stick it to their top lips in the shape of a Hitler moustache whilst shouting "we won the war", my favourite saying is "never play leapfrog with a unicorn", and I love talking in Cockney rhyming slang to Americans then watch them malfunction as they try to absorb and decipher the sentence.
I am originally from a small working class town called Corby in the county of Northamptonshire, it's not a very pleasant place to live, the number of people with tattoo'd necks and knuckles far out weight the number of people with university degrees, in fact, most of the kids can rob the wheels from a car faster than their parents can exit the job center.
Well, like I said, I am pleased to meet you all and look forward to conversing with you, in the future.
Oh, and one last thing, If a guy called Gruff Brown happens to read this, Where did you get that dancing chicken, I want a dancing chicken just like yours.
Aug 17th 2006, 2:15 am
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Re: New guy saying hello.
Hello Newbie, nice intro karma on it's way.
karma on it's way.
Aug 17th 2006, 2:16 am
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Re: New guy saying hello.
Originally Posted by Rodney you plonker
Hello Everybody.
I have been following this site for a couple of weeks now and decided to register. My name is Peter and I have been in the United States since June of 2001, I am located in Owings Mills, Maryland.
I am 33 years young, an Electrical Engineer, married, 1 daughter, 1 step daughter, my left foot is bigger than my right foot, and if my aunt had balls she would be my uncle.
My job is very demanding and requires me to travel a lot, I was looking at a phone card that listed all the countries you could call and I counted that I had worked in 33 of them, this was in the year 2001 when I arrived in the USA, after constantly travelling I decided it was time to put my feet firmly in one place and decided to look for a wife and anchor here. So here I am and I am very pleased to meet you all.
I don't have many hobbies because I don't have time, however, I like to collect photographs of Germans then cut off my pubic hair and stick it to their top lips in the shape of a Hitler moustache whilst shouting "we won the war", my favourite saying is "never play leapfrog with a unicorn", and I love talking in Cockney rhyming slang to Americans then watch them malfunction as they try to absorb and decipher the sentence.
I am originally from a small working class town called Corby in the county of Northamptonshire, it's not a very pleasant place to live, the number of people with tattoo'd necks and knuckles far out weight the number of people with university degrees, in fact, most of the kids can rob the wheels from a car faster than their parents can exit the job center.
Well, like I said, I am pleased to meet you all and look forward to conversing with you, in the future.
Oh, and one last thing, If a guy called Gruff Brown happens to read this, Where did you get that dancing chicken, I want a dancing chicken just like yours.
I have been following this site for a couple of weeks now and decided to register. My name is Peter and I have been in the United States since June of 2001, I am located in Owings Mills, Maryland.
I am 33 years young, an Electrical Engineer, married, 1 daughter, 1 step daughter, my left foot is bigger than my right foot, and if my aunt had balls she would be my uncle.
My job is very demanding and requires me to travel a lot, I was looking at a phone card that listed all the countries you could call and I counted that I had worked in 33 of them, this was in the year 2001 when I arrived in the USA, after constantly travelling I decided it was time to put my feet firmly in one place and decided to look for a wife and anchor here. So here I am and I am very pleased to meet you all.
I don't have many hobbies because I don't have time, however, I like to collect photographs of Germans then cut off my pubic hair and stick it to their top lips in the shape of a Hitler moustache whilst shouting "we won the war", my favourite saying is "never play leapfrog with a unicorn", and I love talking in Cockney rhyming slang to Americans then watch them malfunction as they try to absorb and decipher the sentence.
I am originally from a small working class town called Corby in the county of Northamptonshire, it's not a very pleasant place to live, the number of people with tattoo'd necks and knuckles far out weight the number of people with university degrees, in fact, most of the kids can rob the wheels from a car faster than their parents can exit the job center.
Well, like I said, I am pleased to meet you all and look forward to conversing with you, in the future.
Oh, and one last thing, If a guy called Gruff Brown happens to read this, Where did you get that dancing chicken, I want a dancing chicken just like yours.
Welcome and Hi! and gruff, i too want a dancing chicken!
Aug 17th 2006, 2:17 am
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Re: New guy saying hello.
Welcome to BE. 
I like your sense of humour....just what I needed to cheer me up tonight.
I like your sense of humour....just what I needed to cheer me up tonight.
Aug 17th 2006, 2:18 am
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Re: New guy saying hello.
Originally Posted by gruffbrown
LOL, do I know you?
Aug 17th 2006, 2:22 am
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Re: New guy saying hello.
Originally Posted by dbj1000
Noooo...that's not right...there can be only one dancing chicken and that's Gruff.
Aug 17th 2006, 2:22 am
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Re: New guy saying hello.
Originally Posted by Jerseygirl
Welcome to BE.
I like your sense of humour....just what I needed to cheer me up tonight.
I like your sense of humour....just what I needed to cheer me up tonight.
Your dancing mouse is better than any dancing chicken
Aug 17th 2006, 2:22 am
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Re: New guy saying hello.
Originally Posted by Rodney you plonker
Nope, but I still want a dancing chicken.
Aug 17th 2006, 2:23 am
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Re: New guy saying hello.
Hello and Welcome
Aug 17th 2006, 2:23 am
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Re: New guy saying hello.
Originally Posted by gruffbrown
I'm quite attached to my Chicken, I choke him a lot. But I do like your style
Aug 17th 2006, 2:25 am
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Re: New guy saying hello.
Originally Posted by gruffbrown
I'm quite attached to my Chicken, I choke him a lot. But I do like your style