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How do I do a Google search to find out if the question I am about to ask has already been answered 1,000 times.
I am a Troll, how do convince people I am not.
I am not a Troll, how do I convince people I am.
I am an American who doesn't like ex-pats (particularly from the UK) how do I stop myself constantly berating them, if they complain about the slightest thing about their life in the US.
Because I have no bottle in my real life, how can I stop myself coming on here, hidden behind a computer screen and
"give it large"
Whatever happened to Coral ?
I am a Troll, how do convince people I am not.
I am not a Troll, how do I convince people I am.
I am an American who doesn't like ex-pats (particularly from the UK) how do I stop myself constantly berating them, if they complain about the slightest thing about their life in the US.
Because I have no bottle in my real life, how can I stop myself coming on here, hidden behind a computer screen and
"give it large"
Whatever happened to Coral ?
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Originally posted by rogerpenycate
..... Whatever happened to Coral ?
..... Whatever happened to Coral ?
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Patrick
Here are some Ideas for new forums on British expats
God Damn MotherCookers - a forum where you can exchange recipes like apple crumble and Shepherds pie
Mo Money, no sense - a forum where 30 people can ask the same question about transfering money from the UK the US
I'm a moron, Get me outa here - a forum where dissillusioned brits ask you how they can move to america, they have 3 kids, the husband is a labourer and the wife is a qualified shop assistant but they want to move to Florida because they went there last year on holiday and think living there will change there lives! Newsflash people - you will still be assholes, just assholes in America!
The unbearable lightness of being - a forum where people can discuss who the next dr who, james bond, bionic man etc will be
Fear and loathing in Paulo Alto - a forum where rumour mongers and badly informed people can come on panic over things that aren't true. for example - is it true all my family and my dog will have to get a visa and 10 injections and micro chip in the brain and circumcised to enter america next week!
Beat me, whip me, make me bleed - a forum dedicated to people who ask stupid questions and then can get flamed by the rest of us.
(Patrick)
You've definitely missed yer way, Patrick ! You should've been a script writer/ stand-up comedian........but no, 'cos then we wouldn't have you here to keep us laughing.
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Here are some Ideas for new forums on British expats
God Damn MotherCookers - a forum where you can exchange recipes like apple crumble and Shepherds pie
Mo Money, no sense - a forum where 30 people can ask the same question about transfering money from the UK the US
I'm a moron, Get me outa here - a forum where dissillusioned brits ask you how they can move to america, they have 3 kids, the husband is a labourer and the wife is a qualified shop assistant but they want to move to Florida because they went there last year on holiday and think living there will change there lives! Newsflash people - you will still be assholes, just assholes in America!
The unbearable lightness of being - a forum where people can discuss who the next dr who, james bond, bionic man etc will be
Fear and loathing in Paulo Alto - a forum where rumour mongers and badly informed people can come on panic over things that aren't true. for example - is it true all my family and my dog will have to get a visa and 10 injections and micro chip in the brain and circumcised to enter america next week!
Beat me, whip me, make me bleed - a forum dedicated to people who ask stupid questions and then can get flamed by the rest of us.
(Patrick)
You've definitely missed yer way, Patrick ! You should've been a script writer/ stand-up comedian........but no, 'cos then we wouldn't have you here to keep us laughing.
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Originally posted by Patrick
Here are some Ideas for new forums on British expats
God Damn MotherCookers - a forum where you can exchange recipes like apple crumble and Shepherds pie
Mo Money, no sense - a forum where 30 people can ask the same question about transfering money from the UK the US
I'm a moron, Get me outa here - a forum where dissillusioned brits ask you how they can move to america, they have 3 kids, the husband is a labourer and the wife is a qualified shop assistant but they want to move to Florida because they went there last year on holiday and think living there will change there lives! Newsflash people - you will still be assholes, just assholes in America!
The unbearable lightness of being - a forum where people can discuss who the next dr who, james bond, bionic man etc will be
Fear and loathing in Paulo Alto - a forum where rumour mongers and badly informed people can come on panic over things that aren't true. for example - is it true all my family and my dog will have to get a visa and 10 injections and micro chip in the brain and circumcised to enter america next week!
Beat me, whip me, make me bleed - a forum dedicated to people who ask stupid questions and then can get flamed by the rest of us.
Any others? The more the merrier, it will give the mods a chance to move more threads around!
Patrick
Here are some Ideas for new forums on British expats
God Damn MotherCookers - a forum where you can exchange recipes like apple crumble and Shepherds pie
Mo Money, no sense - a forum where 30 people can ask the same question about transfering money from the UK the US
I'm a moron, Get me outa here - a forum where dissillusioned brits ask you how they can move to america, they have 3 kids, the husband is a labourer and the wife is a qualified shop assistant but they want to move to Florida because they went there last year on holiday and think living there will change there lives! Newsflash people - you will still be assholes, just assholes in America!
The unbearable lightness of being - a forum where people can discuss who the next dr who, james bond, bionic man etc will be
Fear and loathing in Paulo Alto - a forum where rumour mongers and badly informed people can come on panic over things that aren't true. for example - is it true all my family and my dog will have to get a visa and 10 injections and micro chip in the brain and circumcised to enter america next week!
Beat me, whip me, make me bleed - a forum dedicated to people who ask stupid questions and then can get flamed by the rest of us.
Any others? The more the merrier, it will give the mods a chance to move more threads around!
Patrick
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Another one:
The Resurrect a Thread which is at 2 Years Old forum. The rules for this area are simple and straight forward.
The thread has to have been started by a member who hasn't been here or even thought about this place for at least 2 years. You then answer their urgent problem for them, even though it's been completely forgotten by them.
The Resurrect a Thread which is at 2 Years Old forum. The rules for this area are simple and straight forward.
The thread has to have been started by a member who hasn't been here or even thought about this place for at least 2 years. You then answer their urgent problem for them, even though it's been completely forgotten by them.
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Originally posted by Patrick
Here are some Ideas for new forums on British expats
God Damn MotherCookers - a forum where you can exchange recipes like apple crumble and Shepherds pie
Mo Money, no sense - a forum where 30 people can ask the same question about transfering money from the UK the US
I'm a moron, Get me outa here - a forum where dissillusioned brits ask you how they can move to america, they have 3 kids, the husband is a labourer and the wife is a qualified shop assistant but they want to move to Florida because they went there last year on holiday and think living there will change there lives! Newsflash people - you will still be assholes, just assholes in America!
The unbearable lightness of being - a forum where people can discuss who the next dr who, james bond, bionic man etc will be
Fear and loathing in Paulo Alto - a forum where rumour mongers and badly informed people can come on panic over things that aren't true. for example - is it true all my family and my dog will have to get a visa and 10 injections and micro chip in the brain and circumcised to enter america next week!
Beat me, whip me, make me bleed - a forum dedicated to people who ask stupid questions and then can get flamed by the rest of us.
Any others? The more the merrier, it will give the mods a chance to move more threads around!
Patrick
Here are some Ideas for new forums on British expats
God Damn MotherCookers - a forum where you can exchange recipes like apple crumble and Shepherds pie
Mo Money, no sense - a forum where 30 people can ask the same question about transfering money from the UK the US
I'm a moron, Get me outa here - a forum where dissillusioned brits ask you how they can move to america, they have 3 kids, the husband is a labourer and the wife is a qualified shop assistant but they want to move to Florida because they went there last year on holiday and think living there will change there lives! Newsflash people - you will still be assholes, just assholes in America!
The unbearable lightness of being - a forum where people can discuss who the next dr who, james bond, bionic man etc will be
Fear and loathing in Paulo Alto - a forum where rumour mongers and badly informed people can come on panic over things that aren't true. for example - is it true all my family and my dog will have to get a visa and 10 injections and micro chip in the brain and circumcised to enter america next week!
Beat me, whip me, make me bleed - a forum dedicated to people who ask stupid questions and then can get flamed by the rest of us.
Any others? The more the merrier, it will give the mods a chance to move more threads around!
Patrick
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