Member names...
 

I just noticed that it is "TupperwareParties" birthday!

Have you ever looked through the list? It's flippin hillarious!:D

Ummm and this one...click here

I can honestly say I have never *officially* named my member, though informally I sometimes refer to it as Polyphemus.

You seem to have provoked a shocked silence. :D

<knock> <knock> <knock> Hey, is this thing on??

I take it you are referring to the computer?

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Why has gypsyinjapan got a lampshade on her head?

do not read if under 18 please.....
 

Pull the other one Stumpy....every man has a name for his "member"....it reminds me of this joke

HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN

Take off clothing while sitting on the bed and leave in pile on floor.
Walk naked to the bathroom. If wife sees, wave knob at her and shout
"Wha-hey". Look in mirror and suck in gut to see manly physique. Admire
size of knob in mirror, scratch bollocks.

Get in shower. Wash face. Wash armpits. Laugh at how loud farts sound in
shower. Wash balls and surrounding area. Wash arse, leaving hairs on soap.
Shampoo hair and make into mohican hairstyle with shampoo.

Pull back curtain to look at self in mirror then piss in shower. Rinse off
and get out of shower.

Fail to notice water on floor because shower curtain was outside bath as
usual. Partially dry off. Look at self in mirror, flex muscles, and look
at size of knob AGAIN. Leave shower curtain open and light on.

Return to bedroom towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel and
shout "Yeah Baby", thrusting pelvis at her. Put on yesterdays clothes and
pants.

Lightshade lady said:
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Each day there is a period of time set aside for independent activities, and should you desire my company during these times, arrangements are graciously made.
unquote

Whats all that about then, eh?

Well you must admit it is more elegant than "For a good time call Rita" written on the inside of a phone booth.

Yosser

you got it down to a t mate.

booboo

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Too funny <tears>!

I can't believe I've done it again with the member word! :(

Last time it was on yahoo and I said I could see the faces on the male members... it took weeks for them to explain that to me!


Buttttttt, how many have named 'it'?

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Dare me to e-mail her and ask!!

(speaking of dares... I'm developing a roll of film today that has a pic of Todd sleeping.... nothing funny about that you say!

He's wearing pink nailpolish!! ( I just love that my daughter inherited my sense of humour as well as my super model good looks.... "Ahem!")
;)

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I suppose if the light is just right mine bears an uncanny resemblance to Churchill. This is more fun than football and The East Enders combined...

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I know we all want a pic of that!
:eek: ====8

Honestly though... Churchill?

(PS. I have e-mailed lampshade lady... waiting for reply)

(PPS. There are 10 Adams... including Adam Ant)

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Mines called "Dennis" after "Dennis the menace"....Mrs Yosser just nicknames it "Denny"...