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For the record, I have never and would never give GW a blow job... :eek: :scared: That is what you were implying, right?


NC Penguin

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No, no, no, NO, I'm an English gentlemen. I would never say or think such a thing. I was implying on your knees grovelling.
Reg. Frank R.

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Must admit, you had me thinking the same. We are talking 'presidents' here! ;)

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Of course, if Bill Clinton was still President, ONE may take my comment the wrong way. YOU NAUGHTY PEOPLE!
Trouble is Bill C is not the photo sender. On the other hand GW, is a good religious kick arse home boy? He would never be involved in a NON marital or Marital BJ. I'll be back in a mo, just gone to throw up.
Reg. Frank R.

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History will tell whether or not your assumption about GW are correct.


NC Penguin

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Don't think we need wait for history. We already know. The guy is an X druggie that fell off more bar stools then he can remember. Then, he found religion. They are always the worst. Give me a good old fashioned sinner any day.
Reg. Frank R.

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He could have been getting a BJ up on that bar stool. If he can't remember..... ;)

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I heard he has nought to BJ.
Reg. Frank R.

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My hubby got the same picture! Darn it, we didn't know he was sending them to just "anybody" :mad:

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My wife has used the White House to get a new baby greeting card a few times (once for a friend's child and then again for our daughter). It looks pretty neat but it is spoiled by having GW's name on it. All you do is send a card with the birth info and they send you one back.
Different.

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(Sorry if you've heard this one before):

George Bush meets with the Queen of England. He asks her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me?"

"Well," says the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."

"Bush frowns. "But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?"

The Queen takes a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle. " The Queen pushes a button on her intercom. "Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?"

Tony Blair walks into the room. "Yes, my Queen?"

The Queen smiles. "Answer me this, please, Tony. Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"

Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answers, "That would be me."

"Yes! Very good," says the Queen.

Bush goes back home to ask Dick Cheney, his vice president, the same question.

"Dick, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"

"I'm not sure," says Cheney, " let me get back to you on that one."

Cheney goes to his advisors and asks every one, but none can give him an answer. Finally, he ends up in the men's room and recognizes Colin Powell's shoes in the next stall. Cheney shouts, "Colin! Can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Colin Powell yells back, "That's easy. It's me!"

Cheney smiles, and says, "Thanks!" Then, Cheney goes back to speak with Bush. "Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Colin Powell."

Bush gets up, stomps over to Cheney and angrily yells into his face, "No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair!"

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[QUOTE=MiniBrit](Sorry if you've heard this one before):

George Bush meets with the Queen of England. He asks her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me?"

LOL :D :D :D

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Don't mean to put a pin in everyone's balloon here, but quite frankly, we don't have anything to show off about our own UK system of government. We don't vote for the members of the upper house (House of Lords), we can't vote or directly choose our PM. Members of the UK upper house can ignore the people of the UK - because they don't need their vote. Members of the UK upper house never face an election. UK ministers don't face scrutiny, they are merely appointed by the unelected PM of the day. It took for ever to get a Freedom of Information Act on the statute books.

At least under the US system of government members of the upper house face elections, the President can only serve two terms and is not parachuted in place by his party, members of the US cabinet face vigorous challenge before they are appointed, would be members of the U.S. Supreme Court also face vigorous challenge and must face a vote to sit on the U.S. S. Ct., not so in the UK, where the highest court of the land are appointed in private with no public scrutiny.

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And yet it works very well.

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That is no bad thing necessarily - the right thing to do will not always be popular with the general populus (eg raising taxes, etc).
Its a shame that these days the House of Lords is getting filled with brown-nosers and lickspittles - one of the biggest disgraces of the "Blair monarchy".