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hatfield1 Aug 30th 2007 4:19 am

Re: A knock at the door
 

Originally Posted by anotherlimey (Post 5253684)
A gun should be part of a layered system at home; consider spending the money on better doors and windows first.... then buy the biggest meanest "dirty harry" gun you can get. :lol:

Now that’s the way to go. I say include a mote and drawbridge. A boiling vat of oil on the roof just incase the bustards can swim. :lol:

anotherlimey Aug 30th 2007 4:20 am

Re: A knock at the door
 

Originally Posted by hatfield1 (Post 5253749)
Now that’s the way to go. I say include a mote and drawbridge. A boiling vat of oil on the roof just incase the bustards can swim. :lol:

I have alligators down here too :lol:

hatfield1 Aug 30th 2007 4:48 am

Re: A knock at the door
 

Originally Posted by anotherlimey (Post 5253751)
I have alligators down here too :lol:

I guess throwing in some piranha would help. Just as a back up plan a welcome mat made from cobras. :)

Leslie Aug 30th 2007 4:52 am

Re: A knock at the door
 

Originally Posted by hatfield1 (Post 5253825)
I guess throwing in some piranha would help. Just as a back up plan a welcome mat made from cobras. :)

:lol:

Titchski Aug 30th 2007 5:24 am

Re: A knock at the door
 

Originally Posted by hatfield1 (Post 5253825)
I guess throwing in some piranha would help. Just as a back up plan a welcome mat made from cobras. :)

Save the cobras! Just simply post my mother in law on guard duty in front of the drawbridge :thumbup:

hatfield1 Aug 30th 2007 5:26 am

Re: A knock at the door
 

Originally Posted by Titchski (Post 5254037)
Save the cobras! Just simply post my mother in law on guard duty in front of the drawbridge :thumbup:

No need for cruel and unusual punishment.:rofl:

Thydney Aug 30th 2007 12:07 pm

Re: A knock at the door
 

Originally Posted by BritGuyTN (Post 5251236)
sorry to burst your bubble but a sledgehammer to the lock will quickly open most doors/frames in 95% of american homes

sledgehammer vs glock however is a very different scenario

don't bring a sledgehammer to a gunfight (paraphrased i know...)

One of my favourite movie quotes:rofl:

Ray Aug 30th 2007 2:59 pm

Re: A knock at the door
 

Originally Posted by BritGuyTN (Post 5251236)
sorry to burst your bubble but a sledgehammer to the lock will quickly open most doors/frames in 95% of american homes..)

How uncouth ...I can pick the majority of standard door locks here ..in
under 30 secs ...

Jerseygirl Aug 30th 2007 3:03 pm

Re: A knock at the door
 

Originally Posted by Ray (Post 5255549)
How uncouth ...I can pick the majority of standard door locks here ..in
under 30 secs ...

When I compare the windows and doors here to the UK it makes my head spin...not to mention the walls.

Ray Aug 30th 2007 3:06 pm

Re: A knock at the door
 
Wait until we active denial system gun for the public ...
thats going to be a winner ...

Is called the "goodbye effect"

Rushman Aug 30th 2007 4:11 pm

Re: A knock at the door
 

Originally Posted by Ray (Post 5255549)
How uncouth ...I can pick the majority of standard door locks here ..in
under 30 secs ...

Didn't think you could go that long without a nap

Patrick Hasler Sep 3rd 2007 3:22 am

Re: A knock at the door
 
We don't even lock our doors .... We have virtual 24 hour police protection ;)

There is a huge pull off in the woods opposite our house where I park the truck and the police sit behind it with radar guns, they have even moved for me to park, then reversed behind again.
There is no crime in the town that I know of.

Be very carefull JG .... shoot the next bastard that knocks on the door at night.

gamequeen88 Sep 4th 2007 3:32 am

Re: A knock at the door
 
god, you family are the lucky member.

i can't image if you open that door.

god, thank god.

there is a way of saying:good people will be safe forever.

Ray Sep 4th 2007 3:35 am

Re: A knock at the door
 

Originally Posted by gamequeen88 (Post 5272605)
god, you family are the lucky member.
i can't image if you open that door.
god, thank god.
there is a way of saying:good people will be safe forever.

Three Gods there !! are you a religious fanatic ...

Patrick Hasler Sep 4th 2007 3:35 pm

Re: A knock at the door
 

Originally Posted by DollyLlama (Post 5237626)
Whenever I see 2 young men in black suits with their little badges on,(mormon missionaries) I don't answer ;)

Those guys are so boring and hard to offend.... You can throw all the insults in the World at them and they just smile :)

All they drink is Cocoa !!!!! ...................

Can you imagine going out on a stag night before a Mormon wedding ?

Next morning everyone is sitting around holding their heads and crying "Ugh ! ... Did we put away some Cocoa last night or what ?" :D


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