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Dec 21st 2010, 5:58 am

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cindyabs

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Re: Just need to get a few things off my chest

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Originally Posted by SultanOfSwing

I can't go with an audience.

Neither can I, I'm always half a beat behind.

Dec 21st 2010, 5:59 am

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Re: Just need to get a few things off my chest

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Originally Posted by cindyabs

This is probably the main reason he doesn't go down under.

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Originally Posted by Leslie66

Did you just say something dirty?

The addition of the word "under" made it innocuous .. or - hang on...

Dec 21st 2010, 6:00 am

#183

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Re: Just need to get a few things off my chest

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Originally Posted by cindyabs

Neither can I, I'm always half a beat behind.

There's a joke about the rhythm method in there somewhere but I just can't rise to the occasion.

Oooo missus, that was another joke

Dec 21st 2010, 6:03 am

#184

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Re: Just need to get a few things off my chest

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There's a joke about the rhythm method in there somewhere but I just can't rise to the occasion.

Oooo missus, that was another joke

I NEVER make jokes.

Dec 21st 2010, 6:06 am

#185

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Re: Just need to get a few things off my chest

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Originally Posted by cindyabs

I NEVER make jokes.

I meant my little 'joke within a joke'.

I was being a reprehensibly dirty little bugger. I should probably go to bed without supper tonight.

EDIT - that came off as being much more tw@ish that I wanted it to be. It was supposed to be funny.

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Dec 21st 2010, 6:49 am

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Re: Just need to get a few things off my chest

How do you light your smoke then Sultan?

Dec 21st 2010, 6:51 am

#187

Leslie

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Re: Just need to get a few things off my chest

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Originally Posted by SultanOfSwing

I meant my little 'joke within a joke'.

I was being a reprehensibly dirty little bugger. I should probably go to bed without supper tonight.

EDIT - that came off as being much more tw@ish that I wanted it to be. It was supposed to be funny.

Don't be silly. Twattish is the new black. Because I say so and I'm black.

Dec 21st 2010, 7:04 am

#188

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Re: Just need to get a few things off my chest

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Originally Posted by hopeful_Mark

How do you light your smoke then Sultan?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=QSKL3ohnr3A

I can't watch that because I'm in work

I don't anymore but back when I did smoke, I'd have had it lit before I started to piss anyway.

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Originally Posted by Leslie66

Don't be silly. Twattish is the new black. Because I say so and I'm black.

Ah, well that's OK then

Dec 21st 2010, 7:07 am

#189

Leslie

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Re: Just need to get a few things off my chest

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Originally Posted by SultanOfSwing

I can't watch that because I'm in work

I don't anymore but back when I did smoke, I'd have had it lit before I started to piss anyway.

Ah, well that's OK then

Yes it is OK. And now that I'm black I will accuse anybody on BE that doesn't like me of being racist. I can't believe I didn't think of this years ago.

Dec 21st 2010, 7:10 am

#190

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Re: Just need to get a few things off my chest

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Originally Posted by Leslie66

Yes it is OK. And now that I'm black I will accuse anybody on BE that doesn't like me of being racist. I can't believe I didn't think of this years ago.

I'll put the kettle on then . . .

Dec 21st 2010, 9:34 am

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Re: Just need to get a few things off my chest

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Yes it is OK. And now that I'm black I will accuse anybody on BE that doesn't like me of being racist. I can't believe I didn't think of this years ago.

Well that ends that thought. I had it all worked out that were either a New Jersey Housewife or a Kardashian.

Oprah?

Dec 21st 2010, 9:40 am

#192

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Re: Just need to get a few things off my chest

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Well that ends that thought. I had it all worked out that were either a New Jersey Housewife or a Kardashian.

Oprah?

Why do I have to be Oprah just because I'm black? Do you think all black people are Oprah?

I AM A HUMAN BEING.

Dec 21st 2010, 10:07 am

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Re: Just need to get a few things off my chest

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I had to laugh when I read this as well..... Not anything to do with retailers, but my SIL just moved back to the UK from living in Hong Kong for a year. It is going to take 1 month for BT to hook up broadband, etc for her home.

I suppose that all depends on the area you live in, when we moved back from Spain to the UK, it took about 3 days for BT to get us connected with phone and Broadband, it will also depend if the house or apartment you are moving to has a line already