Job offer: too good to be true?
 

I finally got my EAD in the mail on Saturday, and have started looking for jobs. Within 10 minutes of uploading my resume to an online agency, I received the following email:

JOB$ JOB$ JOB$ JOB$ JOB$ JOB$
? FULL TIME / PART TIME
? Over 200 Different Job Positions Available
? No Experience Necessary
? Must Be Between The Ages Of 17 To 34
? Get Paid While You Learn

FULL TIME BENEFITS
* START @ $24,000 - $32,000 PER YEAR
* $70K FOR COLLEGE
* $65K LOAN REPAYMENT
* $20K CASH BONUS
* $400K Life Insurance Coverage
* Cutting-Edge Technology Exp.
* FREE Medical & Dental Care
* FREE Housing
* 100% Tuition Assistance
* 30 Days Vacation With Pay
* Travel Opportunities
* Fast Promotions

PART TIME BENEFITS
* $29K FOR COLLEGE
* $20K STUDENT LOAN REPAYMENT
* $8K CASH BONUS
* 100% TUITION ASSISTANCE
* $400K LIFE INSURANCE
* FAST PROMOTIONS
* WORK IN THE NYC / NJ /CT AREA
* WORK 1 WEEKEND/MONTH
* MAKE BETWEEN $150 - $900 IN 2 DAYS
* AGES 17-39

For more information Contact
Staff Sergeant Luis Cubero
Monday through Friday

They were doing so well until the penultimate line in the email. Nice try guys, you almost had me ;)

Re: Job offer: too good to be true?
 

C'mon! Stand up for all those things you believe in! Spread freedom to the world!

Plus, it's about the best safety net you can land in when you've done your time. Free health care for life, guaranteed mortgage, tuition reimbursements, etc.

Go for it.

Re: Job offer: too good to be true?
 

I considered the Air Force over here for awhile as I wanted to train to be an air traffic controller.

Re: Job offer: too good to be true?
 

You were considering working as an air traffic controller? :eek: You're nuts. :)

Have you seen the movie, Pushing Tin?

Re: Job offer: too good to be true?
 

blimey...i must really be a phleb because even the army hasn't bothered me with emails :D

getting plenty of insurance sales job offers though

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thanks Bob.

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Gotta agree about the insurance jobs, that and financial advisor jobs.

I had a second call from a major insurance company this week who I already interviewed for previously out of curiosity. When I told the cold caller I'd already seen Mr so and so and been interviewed she did not know what to say.
I'm sure some people do very well in insurance - just seems like a lot of turnover

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there is, This office has gone through 3 agents since I've been here.

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Maybe it's something about you. BO perhaps? :D

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my you're just a ray of sunshine today.

Re: Job offer: too good to be true?
 

Hey! I've personally sniffed Manc, and he smells lovely let me tell ya!

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I daren't ask where... ;)

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But did Manc sniff you back?

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to busy sniffing my finger ;)

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LOL! You are a sick puppy!