Its the most wonderful time of the year!
Dec 24th 2003, 4:43 am
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Its the most wonderful time of the year!
Somewhere in NC is a guy stood outside of a Walmart who has to now shake his booty to ring that stupid ****ing bell.
Midnight Mass is at 9pm on Christmas eve (no bull, its right there in the news letter - Family Mass at 4, Holy Mass at 6.30 and Midnight Mass at 9)
Our nearest Walmart is open on Christmas day but all the local pubs are closed
Some shops in the mall started there 50% sale today
Tell the morons who are driving round like Mad Max beyond the thunderdome that it is the season of Good Will to all men
Where did all these fireworks tents spring up from overnight
Someone please stop the news anchors from making puns - (the weather guy tonight - when my wife asks me tomorrow night what that noise on the roof is, I shall tell her its rain dear) Ahhhh!
Kids are off school, McDonalds is a zoo and the Mall is full of children and no adults.
Patrick
Midnight Mass is at 9pm on Christmas eve (no bull, its right there in the news letter - Family Mass at 4, Holy Mass at 6.30 and Midnight Mass at 9)
Our nearest Walmart is open on Christmas day but all the local pubs are closed
Some shops in the mall started there 50% sale today
Tell the morons who are driving round like Mad Max beyond the thunderdome that it is the season of Good Will to all men
Where did all these fireworks tents spring up from overnight
Someone please stop the news anchors from making puns - (the weather guy tonight - when my wife asks me tomorrow night what that noise on the roof is, I shall tell her its rain dear) Ahhhh!
Kids are off school, McDonalds is a zoo and the Mall is full of children and no adults.
Patrick
Last edited by Patrick; Dec 24th 2003 at 4:57 am.
Dec 24th 2003, 6:54 pm
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Re: Its the most wonderful time of the year!
Originally posted by Patrick
Somewhere in NC is a guy stood outside of a Walmart who has to now shake his booty to ring that stupid ****ing bell.
Somewhere in NC is a guy stood outside of a Walmart who has to now shake his booty to ring that stupid ****ing bell.
And there's no escaping them either; they're outside Giant, outside Safeway, downtown; they're bloody everywhere!!
These people must be deaf or pretty damn close or they must suffer with horrendous tinitus!!
It does my head in; I was considering offering 'em a bribe to shut the hell up!!
