Injured by UCLA lawnmower--any advice?
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Originally Posted by ImHere
Dont sue ffs...I'll K you.
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Great! It's a shame my Mum's wasn't when I was born, but you can't have everything I guess ![Big Grin](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
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Originally Posted by AmerLisa
K me???
I'm not that kind of girl.
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Originally Posted by ImHere
It was and "aliminium projectile" woman! God, get it right will you. Pft! Some people eh?
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Originally Posted by gruffbrown
Don't laugh, she could have been in a tragic lawnmower accident and now she rides round like the leader of the Daleks, on a 50hp John Deere ride on mower...
OMFG I just spat on my monitor
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Originally Posted by ImHere
You're mum wasnt what? Your mum? Are you telling us you're illigitimate? :scared:
I believe we were talking about syphilis at the time.
Now back to ripping the piss out of the OP
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Originally Posted by ImHere
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Originally Posted by ImHere
Just shut up and take it bitch. Oh I cant. I need to spread it first. Sorry.
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Originally Posted by gruffbrown
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Originally Posted by gruffbrown
Don't laugh, she could have been in a tragic lawnmower accident and now she rides round like the leader of the Daleks, on a 50hp John Deere ride on mower...
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OMG, I'm laughing like a loon. :scared:
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Originally Posted by ImHere
And heres a pic of the OP's hubby after the unfortunate accident left him scarred for life:
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Originally Posted by gruffbrown
No sign of the jeans then....?
No but you will notice the copious use of alimimininiium to prevent him from noticing he's wandered outside and getting scared.
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Originally Posted by ImHere
No but you will notice the copious use of alimimininiium to prevent him from noticing he's wandered outside and getting scared.
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