And I Thought That Target Was a 'Family-style' Store....
Nov 21st 2004, 4:48 pm
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And I Thought That Target Was a 'Family-style' Store....
It could a Christmas pressie for that 'special' someone..... 
http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html...sin=B0002KPIBO
http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html...sin=B0002KPIBO
Nov 21st 2004, 5:02 pm
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Re: And I Thought That Target Was a 'Family-style' Store....
Originally Posted by Englishmum
It could a Christmas pressie for that 'special' someone.....
http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html...sin=B0002KPIBO
http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html...sin=B0002KPIBO
How and why did you find this?
Were you searching for that unforgettable (in every sense) Crimbo present for a (gasp
) loved one?
Nov 21st 2004, 5:30 pm
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Re: And I Thought That Target Was a 'Family-style' Store....
Originally Posted by Englishmum
It could a Christmas pressie for that 'special' someone.....
http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html...sin=B0002KPIBO
http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html...sin=B0002KPIBO
Wonder what's inside the box...
Nov 21st 2004, 5:58 pm
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Re: And I Thought That Target Was a 'Family-style' Store....
Originally Posted by Englishmum
It could a Christmas pressie for that 'special' someone.....
http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html...sin=B0002KPIBO
http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html...sin=B0002KPIBO
Nov 21st 2004, 6:18 pm
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Re: And I Thought That Target Was a 'Family-style' Store....
Originally Posted by Englishmum
It could a Christmas pressie for that 'special' someone.....
http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html...sin=B0002KPIBO
http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html...sin=B0002KPIBO
Nov 21st 2004, 7:59 pm
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Re: And I Thought That Target Was a 'Family-style' Store....
Originally Posted by NC Penguin
Your post begs the question...
How and why did you find this?
Were you searching for that unforgettable (in every sense) Crimbo present for a (gasp ) loved one?
How and why did you find this?
Were you searching for that unforgettable (in every sense) Crimbo present for a (gasp
) loved one?I found it on the website for Maplewood in NJ - the town next to one where I live. Actually I ought to post the very same question as you did! However, Maplewood has a large population of people living 'alternative' lifestyles...
This is where I found it:
http://www.maplewoodonline.com/forum/ ("Virtual Cafe" forum; post titled: "Hey, I never saw this at the Target on Route 22" - date and time of posting will confirm that someone found the product in question before I did LOL!).
More info (and reviews LOL!) on this product:
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/AS...334059-3181425
And no....it's *not* going on my Xmas list....
I wonder if Target will be selling vibrators next?
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Nov 21st 2004, 9:00 pm
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Re: And I Thought That Target Was a 'Family-style' Store....
But with 10% discount at least you are not paying through the nose for it.
Nov 22nd 2004, 12:40 am
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Re: And I Thought That Target Was a 'Family-style' Store....
What about this coffee table book for when the vicar comes for tea. I bought it and found it quite handy
Patrick
PS The comments on it are funny too
Patrick
PS The comments on it are funny too
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Nov 22nd 2004, 12:47 am
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Re: And I Thought That Target Was a 'Family-style' Store....
I can think of some people I would like to give that to using a unpeeled pineapple!!
Nov 22nd 2004, 3:04 am
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Re: And I Thought That Target Was a 'Family-style' Store....
Originally Posted by Patrick
What about this coffee table book for when the vicar comes for tea. I bought it and found it quite handy
And also: man...so check it out, before you actually try this on your girl, make sure it's cool first or she will get totally pissed off and ditch you and file restraining orders and stuff. It's bad news, so if you're not 300% positive, don't even go there mmmmkay?
Cracking stuff! LOL
Nov 22nd 2004, 3:39 am
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Re: And I Thought That Target Was a 'Family-style' Store....
Originally Posted by FlyergirlUK
so check it out, before you actually try this on your girl, make sure it's cool first or she will get totally pissed off
Nov 22nd 2004, 3:41 am
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Originally Posted by FlyergirlUK
Love the comments like: My partner also makes her living in a stressful position. The mind boggles...
Cracking stuff! LOL
Cracking stuff! LOL
"The only thing the book was missing was information on how to pleasure oneself using household items such as rolling pins, beer bottles etc. I also would have liked some more information on anal fisting, but I assume the author is saving that for her next book."
is thing for real LMAO!!!!!
Nov 22nd 2004, 3:43 am
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Re: And I Thought That Target Was a 'Family-style' Store....
Originally Posted by Patrick
And you girls thought that the gentle shoving on the top of your head downwards wasn't subtle!!!!
Nov 22nd 2004, 6:48 am
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Re: And I Thought That Target Was a 'Family-style' Store....
Eh? Now I'm confused... not that it takes much 
When I first followed the link, I thought the item for sale was actually an anal massage. Now it appears to be a DVD or a book?
When I first followed the link, I thought the item for sale was actually an anal massage. Now it appears to be a DVD or a book?
Nov 22nd 2004, 8:31 am
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Re: And I Thought That Target Was a 'Family-style' Store....
Originally Posted by Patrick
What about this coffee table book for when the vicar comes for tea. I bought it and found it quite handy
Patrick
PS The comments on it are funny too
Patrick
PS The comments on it are funny too
Would you really want an used copy of that book though ?
I am guessing on page 1 it tells you to make sure you remove all rings and watches before attempting ?