I am so bored.. OFFICIAL BE ACCIDENT THREAD - your hilarious self-harm stories here
 

...at work today.
I was just resting my head on a pen and it slipped and poked me in the eye :(

Crap - edit didn't work

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bad luck!!! did ya smash the pen into little tiny pieces or could you not see it lol.

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Now you have a reason to go home. Injured yourself. :p

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I wish I had a job..... :o

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Its still in there I think.
Luckily it went in top first, so i can still write with it by moving my head. Can't do joined up letters though.

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Not mine you don't :scared:

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I'm so bored I'm watching Wolf Creek.

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ahh... that reminds me... I chew my pen... about 18months ago whilst chewing my pen and leaning on my chair I slipped... I now have a nice impromptu tatoo on my inner cheek where the pen scraped its way down and finally lodged into my gum at the back.

I still chew my pen - I just don'w lean back on my chair while doing so.

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I`m so desperate....I`ll do anything....well almost anything....You`re not a male nit nurse are you? :D

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My husband did the same but with a pencil in his ear. The rubber (sorry can't say that can I eraser) on the end came off in his ear. Cost $50 co-pay at ER to get it removed.

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You could file a lawsuit against the pen manufacturer because there was no warning on the pen that said "This pen is not intended or suitable as a headrest".

That'd fill your afternoon for you

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:eek:
That is seriously f**ked up. I once gave myself a similar injury with a straw from mcdonalds and thought that was pretty bad - your accident sounds about 100 times worse.

Interestingly the eye that just got poked has a permanent bloodshot spot on it after i once poked my finger in it whilst dozing on the sofa and being so sleepy that i didn't actually manage to close the lid in time :(

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Then theres the time i dropped a boiling cup of tea on my lap..

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Did it melt your plastic thong - that could have been nasty :eek:

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Perhaps we should start a "What was your favourite accident" thread where other posters can recount their hilarious tales of self-harm :)