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Originally Posted by rushman
Apologies, if I'd have known you were waiting up for me I wouldnt have just read this whole thread.
It didnt even raise a titter with me.
Poor Ally, you lot are bastards. After all she's been through all you can do is be nasty and poke fun at her.
I only speed read though very quickly but any woman that gives birth to a baby called Rita in a Toyota Previa with the roof blown off in a hurricane is someone to be admired.
It didnt even raise a titter with me.
Poor Ally, you lot are bastards. After all she's been through all you can do is be nasty and poke fun at her.
I only speed read though very quickly but any woman that gives birth to a baby called Rita in a Toyota Previa with the roof blown off in a hurricane is someone to be admired.
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Originally Posted by rushman
Apologies, if I'd have known you were waiting up for me I wouldnt have just read this whole thread.
It didnt even raise a titter with me.
Poor Ally, you lot are bastards. After all she's been through all you can do is be nasty and poke fun at her.
I only speed read though very quickly but any woman that gives birth to a baby called Rita in a Toyota Previa with the roof blown off in a hurricane is someone to be admired.
It didnt even raise a titter with me.
Poor Ally, you lot are bastards. After all she's been through all you can do is be nasty and poke fun at her.
I only speed read though very quickly but any woman that gives birth to a baby called Rita in a Toyota Previa with the roof blown off in a hurricane is someone to be admired.
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Originally Posted by Bradford Lass
PMSL But seriously how can you tell so quick, everytime you have all jumped on someon after first post I have felts so bad for them then it seems later you are proved right, I had to look up troll when I came on here, Are you usually right?
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Hiya teddybear707 ![Smile](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/smile.gif)
Boy I've missed your postings! Remember all those good times we had ... clipping coupons and counting the days 'til our visas arrived?
Thank the good lord you're back here on BE. This place has gone to pot without ya!!
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Boy I've missed your postings! Remember all those good times we had ... clipping coupons and counting the days 'til our visas arrived?
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Thank the good lord you're back here on BE. This place has gone to pot without ya!!
Welcome back karma --- coming your way!!
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Originally Posted by Celtic_Angel
you sarky bitch!
you know you are right, after all our wholesome posts our blood sweat and tears...these sonsofbitches on this site would have forgotten us a week after we'd stopped posting......good job we don't stop posting eh?
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Originally Posted by BigDavyG
Err - not sure how i would ever know that, though to date i have yet to wake up face down with my trunks round my ankles and a fist full of fifty pound notes.
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Originally Posted by Bradford Lass
and can I take this opportunity to say that i am shocked by how unassuming you originally appeared and how (place word here) you actually are
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Especially the moderators who deserve a pay rise!!
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Originally Posted by teddybear707
Im not in here to dog others.
Phew, that's a relief! No dogging here please!!
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Originally Posted by teddybear707
How can you guys joke about a natural disaster? Heartless
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Originally Posted by fatbrit
Sh!t. when I give karma to a virgin, only gives 5 blobs! I feel like someone might with a small dick.
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Originally Posted by dunroving
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David went quiet after that memorable post. Must have passed out, I guess.
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