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Angry White Pyjamas Oct 4th 2005 2:57 pm

Re: Howard Stern
 

Originally Posted by Lion in Winter
I don't mow them. I may prune the dead wood from time to time, but they would have to be really deaf not to hear me coming. :D

(PS - never had an accident in my life)


Actually we could use your services down here to thin out the members of local darby and joan club that have exceeded their sell by date. (And there plenty).

You do realise that that was the wrong thing to say. Please dont forget tomorrow to give us details of how your first bump goes?

Lion in Winter Oct 4th 2005 3:01 pm

Re: Howard Stern
 

Originally Posted by Angry White Pyjamas
Actually we could use your services down here to thin out the members of local darby and joan club that have exceeded their sell by date. (And there plenty).

You do realise that that was the wrong thing to say. Please dont forget tomorrow to give us details of how your first bump goes?

I walk to work. It takes me 10 minutes. :D

Angry White Pyjamas Oct 4th 2005 3:03 pm

Re: Howard Stern
 

Originally Posted by Lion in Winter
I walk to work. It takes me 10 minutes. :D


Oh so European of you. Dont you know its not the American Way? You could do it in 9 minutes in your car and get to do drive through pharmacy, drive through bank and drive through doctors on the way.

Lion in Winter Oct 4th 2005 3:05 pm

Re: Howard Stern
 

Originally Posted by Angry White Pyjamas
Oh so European of you. Dont you know its not the American Way? You could do it in 9 minutes in your car and get to do drive through pharmacy, drive through bank and drive through doctors on the way.


In California (I think it was California) they have drive through funeral homes.

Angry White Pyjamas Oct 4th 2005 3:16 pm

Re: Howard Stern
 

Originally Posted by Lion in Winter
In California (I think it was California) they have drive through funeral homes.

Thats very forward thinking... Have an accident and stop straight by the funeral home afterwards. Saves so much time.

Ray Oct 4th 2005 3:18 pm

Re: Howard Stern
 

Originally Posted by Angry White Pyjamas
Oh so European of you. Dont you know its not the American Way? You could do it in 9 minutes in your car and get to do drive through pharmacy, drive through bank and drive through doctors on the way.

Poor cow can only afford a Pentium 2 ..so a car is way out of the question...

Lion in Winter Oct 4th 2005 3:22 pm

Re: Howard Stern
 

Originally Posted by Ray
Poor cow can only afford a Pentium 2 ..so a car is way out of the question...


Piss off :D

My Pentium II will still be running long after your Dodge Ram is rusting in a scrap heap.

Angry White Pyjamas Oct 4th 2005 3:23 pm

Re: Howard Stern
 

Originally Posted by Ray
Poor cow can only afford a Pentium 2 ..so a car is way out of the question...

LOL. maybe we should have a collection for her? Make a valiant effort to drag her screaming into the wonderful world that is the 21st century?

syllk Oct 4th 2005 3:24 pm

Re: Howard Stern
 

Originally Posted by Lion in Winter
Piss off :D

My Pentium II will still be running long after your Dodge Ram is rusting in a scrap heap.

I somehow very much doubt it...

Lion in Winter Oct 4th 2005 3:25 pm

Re: Howard Stern
 

Originally Posted by syllk
I somehow very much doubt it...

Well it's been running for the last 9 years - can the same be said of his truck?

Angry White Pyjamas Oct 4th 2005 3:25 pm

Re: Howard Stern
 

Originally Posted by Lion in Winter
Piss off :D

My Pentium II will still be running long after your Dodge Ram is rusting in a scrap heap.

Hey! Its better in the Deep South, better in a Dodge. You damn northerners with your poncey cappucinos and la de da ways.

Lion in Winter Oct 4th 2005 3:25 pm

Re: Howard Stern
 

Originally Posted by Angry White Pyjamas
LOL. maybe we should have a collection for her? Make a valiant effort to drag her screaming into the wonderful world that is the 21st century?


Just get me a team of monks and some quill pens.

Ray Oct 4th 2005 3:26 pm

Re: Howard Stern
 

Originally Posted by Lion in Winter
Well it's been running for the last 9 years - can the same be said of his truck?

My truck is still mint and its nearly 4 years old ..
I offered her a pentium 3 .. but she could not be bothered to walk down and get it ..

Lion in Winter Oct 4th 2005 3:26 pm

Re: Howard Stern
 

Originally Posted by Angry White Pyjamas
Hey! Its better in the Deep South, better in a Dodge.


No, I've tried it in a truck and it's damned uncomfortable.

Angry White Pyjamas Oct 4th 2005 3:27 pm

Re: Howard Stern
 

Originally Posted by Lion in Winter
Just get me a team of monks and some quill pens.

OK. Now thats a serious fetish you've got going on there.


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