How much does it cost to run a pool?
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Re: How much does it cost to run a pool?
... I get a phone call a few months ago from my mum.
mum: "The lesbians next door want to keep chickens!"
me: "erm... ok"
mum: "they came round and asked if it was okay, I said I'd ask your father"
me: "erm... ok... what did he say?"
mum: "he's not home yet"
me: "well call me back when you've talked to him then"
couple of hours later...
Dad: "jYou won't believe what your mothers said this time"
me: "erm.. ok"
Dad: "she told you about next door and the chickens?"
me: "yep, sounds fair enough to me, as long as they send some eggs your way right?"
Dad: "Right, no problem with that. Did she tell you about the cocks?"
me: "No.. no, luckily she didn't..."
Dad: "she asked me if I thought they'd be having any cocks"
me:
Dad: "I told her I thought it was highly unlikely"
me: "good answer"
I love my mum... Next week, a barrel load of fun as her slightly satanic text message notification noise goes off during Mass