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Leslie Apr 17th 2009 4:44 am

Re: Failed driving test
 

Originally Posted by Boiler (Post 7488449)
Plus its tricky to do when you are on the phone and doing your make up at the same time.

My car goes in the direction my face it turned. If I look over my shoulder and reverse - I will be going in circles. Totally pointless.

Leslie Apr 17th 2009 4:54 am

Re: Failed driving test
 

Originally Posted by Englishtart (Post 7488468)
Maybe you call it something different in Texas :rofl:
But it is worth learning how to do it, I use the maneuvre at least a couple times a week, ;)

We don't call it anything because it doesn't exist here. The word manoeuvre has been removed from the Texas dictionary. Our roadways are so enormous that pilots often mistake them for runways and land without incident. The cars simply drive around the poor dears until they get their bearings and take off again.

md95065 Apr 17th 2009 6:36 am

Re: Failed driving test
 

Originally Posted by Bladerunner (Post 7486719)
I can drive well but was being cautious, as I was advised to do.

Sorry, but you got bad advice if someone advised you to be "cautious" while driving in Brooklyn ...

anotherlimey Apr 17th 2009 6:55 am

Re: Failed driving test
 

Originally Posted by md95065 (Post 7488834)
Sorry, but you got bad advice if someone advised you to be "cautious" while driving in Brooklyn ...

That was why he failed; if he'd driven like a complete moron he probably would have passed.

Thydney Apr 17th 2009 7:07 am

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When I took my test there was a guy sat at the side of me doing the theory test we both started at the same time. The first question is 'Are you a resident of Florida' I went out took the test passed came back and he was still on the same question:blink:

Then when I added my bike licence there was a woman who was failing her eyesight test she told the guy 'I'm ok when I drive on the left' to which he replied ok and gave her the licence:confused:I thought oi dick sprit we drive on the right over here FFS

g1ant Apr 17th 2009 7:14 am

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Quit whining. Move to Texas.

snowbunny Apr 17th 2009 7:16 am

Re: Failed driving test
 

Originally Posted by Leslie66 (Post 7488580)
We don't call it anything because it doesn't exist here. The word manoeuvre has been removed from the Texas dictionary. Our roadways are so enormous that pilots often mistake them for runways and land without incident. The cars simply drive around the poor dears until they get their bearings and take off again.

They are so wide that the chicken rarely gets across the road.

Englishtart Apr 17th 2009 7:51 am

Re: Failed driving test
 

Originally Posted by Leslie66 (Post 7488580)
We don't call it anything because it doesn't exist here. The word manoeuvre has been removed from the Texas dictionary. Our roadways are so enormous that pilots often mistake them for runways and land without incident. The cars simply drive around the poor dears until they get their bearings and take off again.


Oh I know!! We lived in San Antonio for almost 2 years and I didn't drive for the whole time, those 'roads' scared me!! Hubby had 'special names' for the drivers there. tourists=slow/careful...Implants=inconsiderate/annoying...Native Texans=downright nutjobs/kill or be killed! :rofl:

snowbunny Apr 17th 2009 8:04 am

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We native Texans are one with the road. It's this magic zen thing. I've driven a zillion miles all over the place and had only one accident that was my fault - and it was a dented door in a parking lot.

Englishtart Apr 17th 2009 8:09 am

Re: Failed driving test
 

Originally Posted by snowbunny (Post 7489111)
We native Texans are one with the road. It's this magic zen thing. I've driven a zillion miles all over the place and had only one accident that was my fault - and it was a dented door in a parking lot.


Must be a lot easier to take if you grew up with those roads, it was just way too scary for me, especially that ring road thing that went around the city, was it the 210?

snowbunny Apr 17th 2009 8:40 am

Re: Failed driving test
 

Originally Posted by Englishtart (Post 7489128)
Must be a lot easier to take if you grew up with those roads, it was just way too scary for me, especially that ring road thing that went around the city, was it the 210?

Very close - loop IH 410 which goes by the airport and is a standard freeway - or TX 1610 (the outer or Anderson loop) which used to be a farm road in a very rural area but has turned into a race track punctuated by stoplights and shopping centres. *I* don't like driving 1610!

Englishtart Apr 17th 2009 9:03 am

Re: Failed driving test
 

Originally Posted by snowbunny (Post 7489266)
Very close - loop IH 410 which goes by the airport and is a standard freeway - or TX 1610 (the outer or Anderson loop) which used to be a farm road in a very rural area but has turned into a race track punctuated by stoplights and shopping centres. *I* don't like driving 1610!

That was it...the 1610!! scared the bejesus out of me!!:eek:

snowbunny Apr 17th 2009 9:44 am

Re: Failed driving test
 

Originally Posted by Englishtart (Post 7489329)
That was it...the 1610!! scared the bejesus out of me!!:eek:

I don't have to drive on it every day. :) Unless I'm a damned tourist visiting SA. I still won't take it unless it's the dead of night or there's no other alternative.

Englishtart Apr 17th 2009 9:49 am

Re: Failed driving test
 

Originally Posted by snowbunny (Post 7489446)
I don't have to drive on it every day. :) Unless I'm a damned tourist visiting SA. I still won't take it unless it's the dead of night or there's no other alternative.


Although I hated the traffic in Texas, I really did love the base there, Randolph has to be one of the prettiest in the AF :)

NC Penguin Apr 17th 2009 9:57 am

Re: Failed driving test
 

Originally Posted by Leslie66 (Post 7488390)
Sounds awful. I am opposed to reversing in a straight line as well ... that is just wrong.

So you can't parallel park?:lol:


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