Facial Furniture
Feb 3rd 2006, 7:46 pm
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Facial Furniture
Can someone tell me why the moustache is still so popular among American men???
(and some women, ~snigger~)
Out of the many, many American men I have come into contact with in my nearly 2 years in the states I have seen everything from chinstrap beards to 50 year olds with goatee's, to mexican style long 'tache's to something that resembles Gordan the Gopher having curled up and died on a top lip.
Also is it just me or do 99% of the Police Force and Fire Brigade personnel all have them? Is it in the rules when they join?
No-one repeat, NO-ONE, with the exception of Tom Selleck ever looks better with a moustache.
Disagree? Think of Dr. Phil, and the entire male population of Texas.
Disgusting!
Ban them I say, ban them!!!
(and some women, ~snigger~)
Out of the many, many American men I have come into contact with in my nearly 2 years in the states I have seen everything from chinstrap beards to 50 year olds with goatee's, to mexican style long 'tache's to something that resembles Gordan the Gopher having curled up and died on a top lip.
Also is it just me or do 99% of the Police Force and Fire Brigade personnel all have them? Is it in the rules when they join?
No-one repeat, NO-ONE, with the exception of Tom Selleck ever looks better with a moustache.
Disagree? Think of Dr. Phil, and the entire male population of Texas.
Disgusting!
Ban them I say, ban them!!!
Feb 3rd 2006, 8:07 pm
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Re: Facial Furniture
Originally Posted by Sarah
Can someone tell me why the moustache is still so popular among American men???
(and some women, ~snigger~)
Out of the many, many American men I have come into contact with in my nearly 2 years in the states I have seen everything from chinstrap beards to 50 year olds with goatee's, to mexican style long 'tache's to something that resembles Gordan the Gopher having curled up and died on a top lip.
Also is it just me or do 99% of the Police Force and Fire Brigade personnel all have them? Is it in the rules when they join?
No-one repeat, NO-ONE, with the exception of Tom Selleck ever looks better with a moustache.
Disagree? Think of Dr. Phil, and the entire male population of Texas.
Disgusting!
Ban them I say, ban them!!!
(and some women, ~snigger~)
Out of the many, many American men I have come into contact with in my nearly 2 years in the states I have seen everything from chinstrap beards to 50 year olds with goatee's, to mexican style long 'tache's to something that resembles Gordan the Gopher having curled up and died on a top lip.
Also is it just me or do 99% of the Police Force and Fire Brigade personnel all have them? Is it in the rules when they join?
No-one repeat, NO-ONE, with the exception of Tom Selleck ever looks better with a moustache.
Disagree? Think of Dr. Phil, and the entire male population of Texas.
Disgusting!
Ban them I say, ban them!!!
Feb 3rd 2006, 8:17 pm
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Re: Facial Furniture
Originally Posted by Sarah
Can someone tell me why the moustache is still so popular among American men???
(and some women, ~snigger~)
Out of the many, many American men I have come into contact with in my nearly 2 years in the states I have seen everything from chinstrap beards to 50 year olds with goatee's, to mexican style long 'tache's to something that resembles Gordan the Gopher having curled up and died on a top lip.
Also is it just me or do 99% of the Police Force and Fire Brigade personnel all have them? Is it in the rules when they join?
No-one repeat, NO-ONE, with the exception of Tom Selleck ever looks better with a moustache.
Disagree? Think of Dr. Phil, and the entire male population of Texas.
Disgusting!
Ban them I say, ban them!!!
(and some women, ~snigger~)
Out of the many, many American men I have come into contact with in my nearly 2 years in the states I have seen everything from chinstrap beards to 50 year olds with goatee's, to mexican style long 'tache's to something that resembles Gordan the Gopher having curled up and died on a top lip.
Also is it just me or do 99% of the Police Force and Fire Brigade personnel all have them? Is it in the rules when they join?
No-one repeat, NO-ONE, with the exception of Tom Selleck ever looks better with a moustache.
Disagree? Think of Dr. Phil, and the entire male population of Texas.
Disgusting!
Ban them I say, ban them!!!
hehe funny you should mention this...lol we hate womb brooms...lol my man says why would anyone want to cultivate on their face what grows wild on their ass....
and yer right seems it's loads of texans at it...now i don't mind a bit of rough lol a day to two's growth on my man but not all these big long hairy things growing on their face, around their mouth ... 
Feb 3rd 2006, 8:21 pm
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Re: Facial Furniture
So do I need to shave now then?
Feb 3rd 2006, 8:24 pm
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Re: Facial Furniture
Originally Posted by Angry White Pyjamas
So do I need to shave now then?
Feb 3rd 2006, 8:24 pm
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Re: Facial Furniture
I've noticed a fat guy/goatee connection. It's as if certain men feel a fur-encircled mouth will distract other people from the several cubic meters of blubber below.
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Feb 3rd 2006, 8:25 pm
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Re: Facial Furniture
Originally Posted by Sarah
Can someone tell me why the moustache is still so popular among American men???
(and some women, ~snigger~)
Out of the many, many American men I have come into contact with in my nearly 2 years in the states I have seen everything from chinstrap beards to 50 year olds with goatee's, to mexican style long 'tache's to something that resembles Gordan the Gopher having curled up and died on a top lip.
Also is it just me or do 99% of the Police Force and Fire Brigade personnel all have them? Is it in the rules when they join?
No-one repeat, NO-ONE, with the exception of Tom Selleck ever looks better with a moustache.
Disagree? Think of Dr. Phil, and the entire male population of Texas.
Disgusting!
Ban them I say, ban them!!!
(and some women, ~snigger~)
Out of the many, many American men I have come into contact with in my nearly 2 years in the states I have seen everything from chinstrap beards to 50 year olds with goatee's, to mexican style long 'tache's to something that resembles Gordan the Gopher having curled up and died on a top lip.
Also is it just me or do 99% of the Police Force and Fire Brigade personnel all have them? Is it in the rules when they join?
No-one repeat, NO-ONE, with the exception of Tom Selleck ever looks better with a moustache.
Disagree? Think of Dr. Phil, and the entire male population of Texas.
Disgusting!
Ban them I say, ban them!!!
You couldn't pay me to stop shaving. As much as shaving itself is a pain in the arse I hate to look scruffy. Longest I have ever been without a shave was 5 days and I hated every second of it.
Besides, would a woman rather have a nice smooth sensation against her skin or a cheese grater (dont answer that Leslie66)
Feb 3rd 2006, 8:25 pm
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Re: Facial Furniture
Originally Posted by TruBrit
nahhhhhhh said i liked a bit of rough
Well it is nothing more than a day or so's worth of growth...and the missus did say it tickles her inner thighs a treat.
Feb 3rd 2006, 8:25 pm
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Re: Facial Furniture
Originally Posted by Hiro11
. It's as if certain men feel a fur-encircled mouth with distract other people from the several cubic meters of blubber below.
lol could be the reason....hate it when their mexican food drips down on it...ugh omg
Feb 3rd 2006, 8:25 pm
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Re: Facial Furniture
Originally Posted by Hiro11
I've noticed a fat guy/goatee connection. It's as if certain men feel a fur-encircled mouth with distract other people from the several cubic meters of blubber below.
Feb 3rd 2006, 8:26 pm
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Re: Facial Furniture
Originally Posted by TruBrit
nahhhhhhh said i liked a bit of rough
Feb 3rd 2006, 8:28 pm
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Re: Facial Furniture
Originally Posted by rushman
Pssst He's from t'North. He'll be a bit of rough clean shaven or not!!
Feb 3rd 2006, 8:28 pm
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Re: Facial Furniture
Originally Posted by Angry White Pyjamas
I'll take that as a compliment then. Kind of.
Well it is nothing more than a day or so's worth of growth...and the missus did say it tickles her inner thighs a treat.
Well it is nothing more than a day or so's worth of growth...and the missus did say it tickles her inner thighs a treat.
lol a woman after me own heart...
Feb 3rd 2006, 8:29 pm
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Re: Facial Furniture
Originally Posted by TruBrit
lol a woman after me own heart... Although I may post a clean shaven pic (when I next have a shave) for comparison purposes.
Feb 3rd 2006, 8:30 pm
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Re: Facial Furniture
Originally Posted by Angry White Pyjamas
Yes thats true.. The North where real men come from. Not southern shandy drinking, moisturising gay boys
