An English man is sitting at the bar in New York City
Apr 6th 2006, 9:00 pm
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An English man is sitting at the bar in New York City
An English man is sitting at the bar in New York City and looks at his watch several times in the space of a few minutes. The woman sitting nearby notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No," he replies, "I have this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it." Intrigued, she says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?" He explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically." She answers, "What's it telling you now?" "It says you're not wearing any panties." The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!'' The English man smirks, taps his watch and says... "Bloody things running about an hour fast............can I buy you a drink?"
Apr 6th 2006, 9:47 pm
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Re: An English man is sitting at the bar in New York City
Originally Posted by britontour
An English man is sitting at the bar in New York City and looks at his watch several times in the space of a few minutes. The woman sitting nearby notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No," he replies, "I have this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it." Intrigued, she says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?" He explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically." She answers, "What's it telling you now?" "It says you're not wearing any panties." The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!'' The English man smirks, taps his watch and says... "Bloody things running about an hour fast............can I buy you a drink?"
Apr 7th 2006, 9:19 pm
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Re: An English man is sitting at the bar in New York City
I must remember that one
Apr 8th 2006, 4:23 am
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Re: An English man is sitting at the bar in New York City
Originally Posted by britontour
An English man is sitting at the bar in New York City and looks at his watch several times in the space of a few minutes. The woman sitting nearby notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No," he replies, "I have this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it." Intrigued, she says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?" He explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically." She answers, "What's it telling you now?" "It says you're not wearing any panties." The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!'' The English man smirks, taps his watch and says... "Bloody things running about an hour fast............can I buy you a drink?"
Reg. Frank R.
