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Sorry, must be the sight of the Detroit logo in the sig line, lost myself for a moment.
In any case, shouldn't you be back with the lager louts, supporting (the now US-owned) Man United and pissing off the Spanish during your summer holidays? Those David Beckham haircuts don't really work well over here, I'd think that some of the Red Wings fans might prefer a good mullet.
In any case, shouldn't you be back with the lager louts, supporting (the now US-owned) Man United and pissing off the Spanish during your summer holidays? Those David Beckham haircuts don't really work well over here, I'd think that some of the Red Wings fans might prefer a good mullet.
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I'll insult him in a minute, in a sneaky, jokey, sarcastic kinda way of course.
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Originally Posted by RoadWarriorFromLP
Sorry, must be the sight of the Detroit logo in the sig line, lost myself for a moment.
In any case, shouldn't you be back with the lager louts, supporting (the now US-owned) Man United and pissing off the Spanish during your summer holidays? Those David Beckham haircuts don't really work well over here, I'd think that some of the Red Wings fans might prefer a good mullet.
In any case, shouldn't you be back with the lager louts, supporting (the now US-owned) Man United and pissing off the Spanish during your summer holidays? Those David Beckham haircuts don't really work well over here, I'd think that some of the Red Wings fans might prefer a good mullet.
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Rush, not surprising, but you're already a few yards behind. For one, you might notice that it is generally the English, and not Americans, who tell others to "piss off." (Sad to see that irony didn't make it into your family gene pool.)
On a serious note, if you don't like a place, you should stop pissing and moaning about it, and look to relocate as soon as possible. If I lived in Newark, Gary or Milton Keynes, I'd be the first one looking for the first moving van out of town.
On a serious note, if you don't like a place, you should stop pissing and moaning about it, and look to relocate as soon as possible. If I lived in Newark, Gary or Milton Keynes, I'd be the first one looking for the first moving van out of town.
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Originally Posted by RoadWarriorFromLP
On a serious note, if you don't like a place, you should stop pissing and moaning about it, and look to relocate as soon as possible. If I lived in Newark, Gary or Milton Keynes, I'd be the first one looking for the first moving van out of town.
you don't feel that you have an option to try and change something if you don't like it?
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Originally Posted by RoadWarriorFromLP
Rush, not surprising, but you're already a few yards behind. For one, you might notice that it is generally the English, and not Americans, who tell others to "piss off." (Sad to see that irony didn't make it into your family gene pool.)
On a serious note, if you don't like a place, you should stop pissing and moaning about it, and look to relocate as soon as possible. If I lived in Newark, Gary or Milton Keynes, I'd be the first one looking for the first moving van out of town.
On a serious note, if you don't like a place, you should stop pissing and moaning about it, and look to relocate as soon as possible. If I lived in Newark, Gary or Milton Keynes, I'd be the first one looking for the first moving van out of town.
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Originally Posted by Manc
why would we want to disguise our insults?
If I wanted to offend someone, I wouldn't be doing it in a jokey manner.
If I wanted to offend someone, I wouldn't be doing it in a jokey manner.
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Originally Posted by Angry White Pyjamas
What, would you call them a prick or something?
1 to 1 scale mate.
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Originally Posted by RoadWarriorFromLP
Rush, not surprising, but you're already a few yards behind. For one, you might notice that it is generally the English, and not Americans, who tell others to "piss off." (Sad to see that irony didn't make it into your family gene pool.)
On a serious note, if you don't like a place, you should stop pissing and moaning about it, and look to relocate as soon as possible. If I lived in Newark, Gary or Milton Keynes, I'd be the first one looking for the first moving van out of town.
On a serious note, if you don't like a place, you should stop pissing and moaning about it, and look to relocate as soon as possible. If I lived in Newark, Gary or Milton Keynes, I'd be the first one looking for the first moving van out of town.
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Yeah the joke kinda dies when you have to spell it out to your audience ![Smile](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/smile.gif)
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Originally Posted by Manc
put it on a stamp.
1 to 1 scale mate.
1 to 1 scale mate.
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Originally Posted by britvic
So are you one of them American's who HAS traveled oversea's? have you ever been to Milton Keynes.
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I think Swindon would have made a better example, but that's just me.
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Manc, do you seriously think that you are going to change the predominant culture of humor for 280 million people? You could change your job and address more easily than do that. It's best to accept a place for its benefits and faults, and try to enjoy it as best you can, rather than seethe about it while being nostalgic for a place about which you'd probably complain about if you lived there, anyway.
In any case, I'm not exactly enthralled with the lack of sarcasm myself, I often have to mind what I say lest people take me too seriously. (As ironically, some have here, have to say that I'm really disappointed in some of you...)
In any case, I'm not exactly enthralled with the lack of sarcasm myself, I often have to mind what I say lest people take me too seriously. (As ironically, some have here, have to say that I'm really disappointed in some of you...)
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(Sad to see that irony didn't make it into your family gene pool.)
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