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Old Oct 7th 2005, 9:49 am
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Sorry, must be the sight of the Detroit logo in the sig line, lost myself for a moment.

In any case, shouldn't you be back with the lager louts, supporting (the now US-owned) Man United and pissing off the Spanish during your summer holidays? Those David Beckham haircuts don't really work well over here, I'd think that some of the Red Wings fans might prefer a good mullet.
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I'll insult him in a minute, in a sneaky, jokey, sarcastic kinda way of course.
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Originally Posted by RoadWarriorFromLP
Sorry, must be the sight of the Detroit logo in the sig line, lost myself for a moment.

In any case, shouldn't you be back with the lager louts, supporting (the now US-owned) Man United and pissing off the Spanish during your summer holidays? Those David Beckham haircuts don't really work well over here, I'd think that some of the Red Wings fans might prefer a good mullet.
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Rush, not surprising, but you're already a few yards behind. For one, you might notice that it is generally the English, and not Americans, who tell others to "piss off." (Sad to see that irony didn't make it into your family gene pool.)

On a serious note, if you don't like a place, you should stop pissing and moaning about it, and look to relocate as soon as possible. If I lived in Newark, Gary or Milton Keynes, I'd be the first one looking for the first moving van out of town.
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Old Oct 7th 2005, 9:59 am
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Originally Posted by RoadWarriorFromLP

On a serious note, if you don't like a place, you should stop pissing and moaning about it, and look to relocate as soon as possible. If I lived in Newark, Gary or Milton Keynes, I'd be the first one looking for the first moving van out of town.
So when you have a problem at work do you just resign and get a job elswhere?

you don't feel that you have an option to try and change something if you don't like it?
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Originally Posted by RoadWarriorFromLP
Rush, not surprising, but you're already a few yards behind. For one, you might notice that it is generally the English, and not Americans, who tell others to "piss off." (Sad to see that irony didn't make it into your family gene pool.)

On a serious note, if you don't like a place, you should stop pissing and moaning about it, and look to relocate as soon as possible. If I lived in Newark, Gary or Milton Keynes, I'd be the first one looking for the first moving van out of town.
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Originally Posted by Manc
why would we want to disguise our insults?
If I wanted to offend someone, I wouldn't be doing it in a jokey manner.
What, would you call them a prick or something?
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Originally Posted by Angry White Pyjamas
What, would you call them a prick or something?
put it on a stamp.
1 to 1 scale mate.
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Originally Posted by RoadWarriorFromLP
Rush, not surprising, but you're already a few yards behind. For one, you might notice that it is generally the English, and not Americans, who tell others to "piss off." (Sad to see that irony didn't make it into your family gene pool.)

On a serious note, if you don't like a place, you should stop pissing and moaning about it, and look to relocate as soon as possible. If I lived in Newark, Gary or Milton Keynes, I'd be the first one looking for the first moving van out of town.
So are you one of them American's who HAS traveled oversea's? have you ever been to Milton Keynes.
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Originally Posted by Chorlton
Yeah the joke kinda dies when you have to spell it out to your audience
That's what canned laughter is for.
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Originally Posted by Manc
put it on a stamp.
1 to 1 scale mate.
Tried that. Couldnt decide what to put on the other half though.
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Originally Posted by britvic
So are you one of them American's who HAS traveled oversea's? have you ever been to Milton Keynes.
I think Swindon would have made a better example, but that's just me.
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Originally Posted by Manc
I think Swindon would have made a better example, but that's just me.
Well to be honest I think if I find myself in Milton Keynes I'd looking to move too.
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Old Oct 7th 2005, 10:09 am
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Manc, do you seriously think that you are going to change the predominant culture of humor for 280 million people? You could change your job and address more easily than do that. It's best to accept a place for its benefits and faults, and try to enjoy it as best you can, rather than seethe about it while being nostalgic for a place about which you'd probably complain about if you lived there, anyway.

In any case, I'm not exactly enthralled with the lack of sarcasm myself, I often have to mind what I say lest people take me too seriously. (As ironically, some have here, have to say that I'm really disappointed in some of you...)
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Originally Posted by RoadWarriorFromLP
(Sad to see that irony didn't make it into your family gene pool.)
Why? Because I never commented on your "Piss off' comment to manc? Sad to see that you mistake "ironic" for "moronic'.

Originally Posted by RoadWarriorFromLP
On a serious note, if you don't like a place, you should stop pissing and moaning about it, and look to relocate as soon as possible. If I lived in Newark, Gary or Milton Keynes, I'd be the first one looking for the first moving van out of town.
On a serious note, what happened to the "Freedom Of Speech blah blah blah " that you "claim" to hold so dear? Or is that only an American right? As a foreigner to your land am I barred from airing my opinions on a BRITISH expats website then. Are you really that insecure in your national identity that you have to tell everyone that has the slightest criticism of Uncle Sam to piss off, instead of listening objectively and making taking a bit of constructive criticism. Or is the United States Of American a perfect model of an ideal society?
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