md95065

I had previously been rejecting all of those merely on the grounds that they live in water and taste horrible, but the fact that they also have too many legs seems like another good reason for avoiding them at all costs ...

kimilseung

This whole mis-labeling of meat reminds me of my nights on the expat drinking hill of Itaewon in Korea.

They used to sell 'beef-cheese lamian' the local equivalent of an after beers kebab.

When questioned about the authenticity of the beef, the seller said "yes, yes, pig-beef, no problem"

Pulaski

Looks good to me, but then what do I know?

Pulaski

What about too few legs? ..... Mussels, clams, oysters, etc.?

I would argue that living in water is a mitigating factor, because I wouldn't eat something that lives on land and has more that four legs, or fewer than two (I don't know anyone who has anything good to say about snails.)

Pulaski

At least the meat came from a hoofed animal, ...... I hear that much is not necessarily certain in Korea.

Mr Weeze

Snails can be good - bit of garlic butter and mmmm.

robin1234

If it has a face, eat it?

Yorkieabroad

What - and miss the delights of jellyfish and sea-cucumber???

robin1234

Nutek

Kevin!

robin1234

So you're saying.. it's off the menu? Or what??

Nutek

It's a tough call.

For
Number of limbs appear to be correct.
It does have a face.
It's ass appears to be locatable (by position of pants).

Against
It looks like a vegetable. (You wouldn't want to eat one of those by mistake).
Annnd...

Ok, I'm in for a slice.

Got any Branston?

Lion in Winter

Never eat anything that eats and excretes via the same orifice.

Nutek

Politicians are safe then.

Mr Weeze

Fish swim in their own sh!t and piss. That's my logic and I'm sticking to it.