doctor scrumpy

Translation into English please.

Jovially Yours

Pulaski

Wales got a hiding, .... again!

..... At the hands of English, .... again!

Pimpbot

Not bad for our second string side either

doctor scrumpy

No sign of Princess or Les tonight ? Still Gareth Edwards looked better than any player in the red today.

Pimpbot

Perhaps they are at home dreaming of the Ba Ba's great try from the 70s, JPR's sideburns and all

Taffyles

cough cough....I'm here. Just letting you enjoy your success. make the most of it. The boys in red will be baaaack....sometime before the next century I hope

doctor scrumpy

Not in your lifetime Les. Trouble was the passion that used to exist has long gone it seems.

doctor scrumpy

Following complaints made to the IRB about the All Blacks being allowed to motivate themselves by performing the 'Haka' before their games, other nations were asked to suggest pre-match rituals of their own. The IRB Rugby World Cup 2003 Organising Committee has now agreed to the following pre-match displays:

a. The England team will chat about the weather, wave hankies in the air and attach bells to their ankles before moaning about how they invented the game and gave it to the world, and how it's not fair that everyone still thinks New Zealand are the best team in the world.

b. The Scotland team will chant "You lookin' at me Jimmy?" before
smashing an Irn Bru bottle over their opponents' heads.

c. The Ireland team will split into two, with the Southern half
performing a Riverdance, while the Northerners march the Traditional route from their dressing room to the pitch, via their opponents dressing room.

d. Unfortunately the Committee were unable to accept the Welsh
suggestion following representations from the RSPCA.

e. Argentina will unexpectedly invade a small part of opposition
territory, claim it as their own "Las In-Goals-Areas" and then be
forcibly removed by the match stewards.

f. Two members of the South African team will claim to be more
important than the other 13 whom they will imprison between the posts whilst they claim the rest of the pitch for themselves.

g. The Americans will not attend until almost full time. In future
years they will amend the records to show that they were in fact the most important team in the tournament and Hollywood will make a film called 'Saving No.8 Lyle'.

h. Five of the Canadian team will sing La Marseillaise and hold the
rest of the team to ransom.

I. The Italian team will arrive in Armani gear, sexually harass the
female stewards, and then run away.

j. The Spanish will sneak into the other half of the pitch, mow it and then claim that it was all in line with European "grass quotas". They will then curl up under the posts and have a kip until half time, when their appeal for compensation against the UK Government will be heard.

k. The Japanese will attempt to strengthen their team by offering good salaries to the key opposition players and then run around the pitch at high speed in a highly efficient manner before buying the ground (with a subsidy from the UK Government).

L. The French will declare they have new scientific evidence that the opposition are in fact all mad. They will then park lorries across the halfway line, let sheep loose in the opposition half (much to the delight of Wales!) and burn the officials.

m. The Australians will have a barbie before negotiating lucrative
singing and TV contracts in the UK. They will then invite all their
mates to come and live with them in Shepherds Bush.

DaveC

Nice One!

PrincessofWales

think the last time I watched a match Gareth Edwards was at the helm!

never was rugby so great, never before or since.

Now which one did I fancy?