Citizenship Shower
Aug 17th 2005, 5:43 pm
#16
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Joined: Nov 2004
Location: Nuevo Mexico
Posts: 4,452
Re: Citizenship Shower
Hehe! I can see that this will be the best shower ever. 
For some reason that gold-plated tankard really strikes a chord. I can drive around in the ve-hi-cul in just my US underwear, getting wasted from the blaring tankard (too bad that there are no more drive-through liquor stores in NM), with my new license frame, a gun rack on the back (because you've got to have freedom of choice), and a crapload of pottery barn stuff rolling around in the bed. I'll fit right in. 
Don't worry - still have about six months before I can file. So plenty of time for you all to work out the gifts....
For some reason that gold-plated tankard really strikes a chord. I can drive around in the ve-hi-cul in just my US underwear, getting wasted from the blaring tankard (too bad that there are no more drive-through liquor stores in NM), with my new license frame, a gun rack on the back (because you've got to have freedom of choice), and a crapload of pottery barn stuff rolling around in the bed. I'll fit right in. Don't worry - still have about six months before I can file. So plenty of time for you all to work out the gifts....
Aug 18th 2005, 1:00 pm
#17
Mr. Grumpy
Joined: Jun 2003
Location: Nashville, TN
Posts: 3,100
Re: Citizenship Shower
Originally Posted by AdobePinon
Hehe! I can see that this will be the best shower ever. For some reason that gold-plated tankard really strikes a chord. I can drive around in the ve-hi-cul in just my US underwear, getting wasted from the blaring tankard (too bad that there are no more drive-through liquor stores in NM), with my new license frame, a gun rack on the back (because you've got to have freedom of choice), and a crapload of pottery barn stuff rolling around in the bed. I'll fit right in.
For some reason that gold-plated tankard really strikes a chord. I can drive around in the ve-hi-cul in just my US underwear, getting wasted from the blaring tankard (too bad that there are no more drive-through liquor stores in NM), with my new license frame, a gun rack on the back (because you've got to have freedom of choice), and a crapload of pottery barn stuff rolling around in the bed. I'll fit right in.
