Citizenship Shower
Aug 16th 2005, 5:33 pm
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Citizenship Shower
I'm anticipating getting US citizenship in around a year or so, to which I will be thoroughly entitled. In order to be a good, trendy American, I'm thinking that I will start out by 'throwing' the country's first Citizenship Shower. Naturally, you would all be invited. During this event I hope to regain all the materialistic items that I have been long denied through twelve years of burdensome INS/USCIS taxes. 
Aug 17th 2005, 1:42 am
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Re: Citizenship Shower
Originally Posted by AdobePinon
I'm anticipating getting US citizenship in around a year or so, to which I will be thoroughly entitled. In order to be a good, trendy American, I'm thinking that I will start out by 'throwing' the country's first Citizenship Shower. Naturally, you would all be invited. During this event I hope to regain all the materialistic items that I have been long denied through twelve years of burdensome INS/USCIS taxes.
Sounds like a great idea, I suggest you register at pottery barn and williams sonoma
Aug 17th 2005, 2:47 am
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Re: Citizenship Shower
Originally Posted by AdobePinon
I'm anticipating getting US citizenship in around a year or so, to which I will be thoroughly entitled. In order to be a good, trendy American, I'm thinking that I will start out by 'throwing' the country's first Citizenship Shower. Naturally, you would all be invited. During this event I hope to regain all the materialistic items that I have been long denied through twelve years of burdensome INS/USCIS taxes.
http://www.cafepress.com/cp/browse/s...onstore/707418
And to show off your new status to the general public, you can place this fancy license plate frame on your car (see image below)...
http://www.cafepress.com/cp/browse/s...riwear.6377104
~ Jenney
Aug 17th 2005, 2:51 am
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Re: Citizenship Shower
Originally Posted by BritGuyTN
Sounds like a great idea, I suggest you register at pottery barn and williams sonoma
Aug 17th 2005, 3:29 am
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Re: Citizenship Shower
I'll contribute a gold-plated tankard which plays Star Spangled Banner when you lift it to quaff your ice cold ale.
Aug 17th 2005, 3:33 am
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Re: Citizenship Shower
Originally Posted by Jenney & Mark
Might I suggest some appropriate items to celebrate your new dual US/UK citizenship...
http://www.cafepress.com/cp/browse/s...onstore/707418
And to show off your new status to the general public, you can place this fancy license plate frame on your car (see image below)...
http://www.cafepress.com/cp/browse/s...riwear.6377104
~ Jenney
http://www.cafepress.com/cp/browse/s...onstore/707418
And to show off your new status to the general public, you can place this fancy license plate frame on your car (see image below)...
http://www.cafepress.com/cp/browse/s...riwear.6377104
~ Jenney
Aug 17th 2005, 4:01 am
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Re: Citizenship Shower
Originally Posted by lolly
Thats really good where did you buy it ?????
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Aug 17th 2005, 4:35 am
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Re: Citizenship Shower
Originally Posted by BritGuyTN
Sounds like a great idea, I suggest you register at pottery barn and williams sonoma
Aug 17th 2005, 5:10 am
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Re: Citizenship Shower
No shower is complete with sexy underwear. I'll find some with the American flag on for you!
Aug 17th 2005, 6:44 am
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Re: Citizenship Shower
Originally Posted by Ray
I was thinking more Smith & Wesson...
http://www.aimsurplus.com/
looks to be a good site
http://www.aimsurplus.com/acatalog/B...er_Rifles.html
$800 will get you a semi auto m16.....
Aug 17th 2005, 7:32 am
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Re: Citizenship Shower
Originally Posted by BritGuyTN
Oh well, I just nearly wet myself.
http://www.aimsurplus.com/
looks to be a good site
http://www.aimsurplus.com/acatalog/B...er_Rifles.html
$800 will get you a semi auto m16.....
http://www.aimsurplus.com/
looks to be a good site
http://www.aimsurplus.com/acatalog/B...er_Rifles.html
$800 will get you a semi auto m16.....
Aug 17th 2005, 7:34 am
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Re: Citizenship Shower
Originally Posted by BritGuyTN
Oh well, I just nearly wet myself.
http://www.aimsurplus.com/
looks to be a good site
http://www.aimsurplus.com/acatalog/B...er_Rifles.html
$800 will get you a semi auto m16.....
http://www.aimsurplus.com/
looks to be a good site
http://www.aimsurplus.com/acatalog/B...er_Rifles.html
$800 will get you a semi auto m16.....
Aug 17th 2005, 10:14 am
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Re: Citizenship Shower
Originally Posted by Ray
I was thinking more Smith & Wesson...
I was thinking more of Tiffany's or Needless Markups (Neiman Marcus)..
PD1
Aug 17th 2005, 10:57 am
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Re: Citizenship Shower
Originally Posted by paddingtongreen
That first URL showed a Lee Enfield 303. There's a dogmatic old goat, who posts on this forum, who said I was "Goddam old" because I had fired one.
Aug 17th 2005, 11:46 am
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Re: Citizenship Shower
Originally Posted by AdobePinon
I'm anticipating getting US citizenship in around a year or so, to which I will be thoroughly entitled. In order to be a good, trendy American, I'm thinking that I will start out by 'throwing' the country's first Citizenship Shower. Naturally, you would all be invited. During this event I hope to regain all the materialistic items that I have been long denied through twelve years of burdensome INS/USCIS taxes.
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