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Old Sep 2nd 2007, 2:58 pm
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Read a good book...

Or even a bad book

Or just look at some pictures

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Old Sep 2nd 2007, 3:00 pm
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Originally Posted by Sally
Bring the swinging sofa thingy in from the porch and launch your foot forward to reach the control with your outstretched toe
exactly what I was going to propose Sally!
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Old Sep 2nd 2007, 3:08 pm
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Originally Posted by Pony
Its been hotter than heck here today, I'm a little worn out.
I decided to have a quiet night watching the TV with a glass of scotch (Sue is working nights). Anyway the damn remote control just stopped working.
I have been throwing candies at the channel button on the TV, and had great success in getting the dog to turn the tv over when she goes to get the candy. However I am a bit of a channel surfer and the dog just puked all over the room. . .
I have put a large candy in each of my nostrils which seems to help with the smell, but the damn TV is showing some old episode of the Brady bunch. Idea's please.
Get up and change channels manually you lazy sod!
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Old Sep 2nd 2007, 3:15 pm
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Originally Posted by Pony
Its been hotter than heck here today, I'm a little worn out.
I decided to have a quiet night watching the TV with a glass of scotch (Sue is working nights). Anyway the damn remote control just stopped working.
I have been throwing candies at the channel button on the TV, and had great success in getting the dog to turn the tv over when she goes to get the candy. However I am a bit of a channel surfer and the dog just puked all over the room. . .
I have put a large candy in each of my nostrils which seems to help with the smell, but the damn TV is showing some old episode of the Brady bunch. Idea's please.
Quit whining, but it's justa dry heat in CA.............. apparently.
At least that's what I'm always told by people from humid states. Still hotter than shit to me though
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Old Sep 2nd 2007, 3:40 pm
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Sue said I had to wait until I was older to use my books, I keep coloring outside the lines.




Originally Posted by Elvira
Read a good book...

Or even a bad book

Or just look at some pictures

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Old Sep 3rd 2007, 3:42 am
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Pellet gun. Obviously.
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Old Sep 4th 2007, 1:29 am
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Get those ingenious Nipponese on it...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bdk5m5IT8NY
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Originally Posted by Pony
Its been hotter than heck here today, I'm a little worn out.
I decided to have a quiet night watching the TV with a glass of scotch (Sue is working nights). Anyway the damn remote control just stopped working.
I have been throwing candies at the channel button on the TV, and had great success in getting the dog to turn the tv over when she goes to get the candy. However I am a bit of a channel surfer and the dog just puked all over the room. . .
I have put a large candy in each of my nostrils which seems to help with the smell, but the damn TV is showing some old episode of the Brady bunch. Idea's please.
Get a long stick also good for poking the dog.
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Old Sep 4th 2007, 7:44 am
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Originally Posted by Pony
Sue said I had to wait until I was older to use my books, I keep coloring outside the lines.
Dude. You're on the internet right now. Pr0n. You know you want to. The dog can take care of its own sick.
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Old Sep 4th 2007, 8:30 am
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Originally Posted by another bloody yank


Pellet gun. Obviously.
do you think Sue's .22 is overkill?
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Old Sep 4th 2007, 8:31 am
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Dang! Yep! Good job I'm getting some training, I was nowhere near the channel changer . . .



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do you think Sue's .22 is overkill?
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Old Sep 4th 2007, 10:03 am
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Originally Posted by Pony
Dang! Yep! Good job I'm getting some training, I was nowhere near the channel changer . . .

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Did you finally get some new batteries for the remote you lazy son of a bugger!
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Adopt a kid.
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Old Sep 4th 2007, 12:47 pm
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Originally Posted by Redlippie
Adopt a kid.
He doesnt have to, he has me!
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Old Sep 5th 2007, 12:13 am
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We 'lost' the remote when we moved this year. I bought a universal replacement and I think it forgot its programming. Of course I can't find the destruction manual to re-program it. It was $7 from Best Buy, I suppose you really do get what you pay for

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Did you finally get some new batteries for the remote you lazy son of a bugger!
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