Big mistake
Nov 25th 2003, 3:50 pm
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Big mistake
This morning I rubbed on some ultra strength relieving cream on the base of my back and then proceeded to take a jimmy, big mistake wash hands first, otherwise it brings a new meaning to
"hot weener"
By the way the cream is called Ben Gay!
"hot weener"
By the way the cream is called Ben Gay!
Nov 25th 2003, 4:14 pm
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my arm aches
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OH MY GOD!
Nov 25th 2003, 4:29 pm
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Yeah - but why did you massage it in?
Nov 25th 2003, 4:31 pm
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Originally posted by ladyofthelake
OH MY GOD!
OH MY GOD!
Nov 25th 2003, 4:53 pm
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Be careful how you clean it, it might go off in your hands.
Nov 25th 2003, 5:06 pm
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Originally posted by excpomea
Be careful how you clean it, it might go off in your hands.
Be careful how you clean it, it might go off in your hands.
It was like catch 22, when i realised my miss-fortune I instantly thought of stradling the sink so I could get the poor fella under the tap, but as I already said in another thread my back is in a pretty bad state so that option was a no-no, luckily a wetted towel provided some relief.
That was almost as painfull as catching your wing wang in the trouser zipper:scared:
Nov 25th 2003, 5:15 pm
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I like my "Red Hots" at the ball park, but thats one hot wiener(sp) that I'd pass on thanks!
Nov 25th 2003, 5:19 pm
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Originally posted by Pimpbot
I like my "Red Hots" at the ball park, but thats one hot wiener(sp) that I'd pass on thanks!
I like my "Red Hots" at the ball park, but thats one hot wiener(sp) that I'd pass on thanks!
I've put nail polish in my ear (had an itch with wet nails) and sprayed deodorant on my hair!
I've rubbed that Ben stuff on Todds back though... the smell is bad enough!
Nov 25th 2003, 5:37 pm
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Originally posted by BrigieDarling
I've put nail polish in my ear (had an itch with wet nails) and sprayed deodorant on my hair!
I've rubbed that Ben stuff on Todds back though... the smell is bad enough!
I've put nail polish in my ear (had an itch with wet nails) and sprayed deodorant on my hair!
I've rubbed that Ben stuff on Todds back though... the smell is bad enough!
yep that Ben gay is stinking stuff, its alot stronger then 'deep heat' thats for sure.
which brings me along to an old memory...I was getting ready for a rugby match when I was 14 I decided to use both deep heat cream and deep heat spray on my legs to warm them up(it was VERY cold sunday morning), that was another bad mistake people on the touch line thought I was a particlary quick center, what they didn't realise was i was running around like a spaz cause my legs were on fire.
Nov 25th 2003, 5:39 pm
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Originally posted by BrigieDarling
I've put nail polish in my ear (had an itch with wet nails)
I've put nail polish in my ear (had an itch with wet nails)
Nov 25th 2003, 5:42 pm
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Originally posted by ladyofthelake
That was my laugh out loud moment today! Thanks!
That was my laugh out loud moment today! Thanks!
I left it in and asked my boss to help me the next day... we put polish remover on a Q-Tip!
Nope, it didn't surprise him at all!
Nov 25th 2003, 8:46 pm
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The worst thing I ever did was on a date at an Italian restaurant before I met my much beloved, I was eating my spag bol when a piece went down the wrong way and as I was choking a foot long piece of spaghetti snaked straight out of my left nostril and landed on the table. Needless to say I didn't see the woman again
Nov 25th 2003, 8:58 pm
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Originally posted by dudleydowg
The worst thing I ever did was on a date at an Italian restaurant before I met my much beloved, I was eating my spag bol when a piece went down the wrong way and as I was choking a foot long piece of spaghetti snaked straight out of my left nostril and landed on the table. Needless to say I didn't see the woman again
The worst thing I ever did was on a date at an Italian restaurant before I met my much beloved, I was eating my spag bol when a piece went down the wrong way and as I was choking a foot long piece of spaghetti snaked straight out of my left nostril and landed on the table. Needless to say I didn't see the woman again
Nov 25th 2003, 9:00 pm
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My wife thought it would be funny to rub some of that deep heat stuff on a certain area...during an uhm intimate moment.
"OOOOOH that's nice.............wait a second.........YA F**KIN BAS*ARD!!!!!!!!!!!" :scared:
Scorchio
"OOOOOH that's nice.............wait a second.........YA F**KIN BAS*ARD!!!!!!!!!!!" :scared:
Scorchio
Nov 25th 2003, 10:43 pm
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At least you arent allergic to that stuff ... it bought me up in huge blotches !
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