Kopys

Hey -

My uncle in Belarus was sitting in front of TV and drinking beer in
his trailer home and suddenly came upon a good idea. He will row into
the US.

He needs however some cash to start off in the US. Anybody knows where
he can get some cash to lift him off?

Other thing - my uncle is not eligible for a passport because of
crimes in Belarus. He is a good person - just he was arrested for
couple of muggings. He only gets like that when he is a bit pissed
off.

Would that be a problem to enter the US without a passport?

Also my uncle will need the visa waived and needs a work permit right
away. My uncle is not very skilled but he has good heart.

Please advice!

Observer

Not a problem. Just row into the New York harbor. Bring in a couple of
fellow Belarus for fun and sight seeing.

Cash? What for? He doesn't need any. Give the Russian Mob in Little Moscow a
ring. All would be taken care of.

He doesn't need no stinking passport. Just stay in the wheel well and would
get here in no time.

Sure, work permit? No problem.

Work permit? We need plenty of people like your uncle with no skilled here.


"Kopys" <[email protected]> wrote in message
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    > Hey -
    > My uncle in Belarus was sitting in front of TV and drinking beer in
    > his trailer home and suddenly came upon a good idea. He will row into
    > the US.
    > He needs however some cash to start off in the US. Anybody knows where
    > he can get some cash to lift him off?
    > Other thing - my uncle is not eligible for a passport because of
    > crimes in Belarus. He is a good person - just he was arrested for
    > couple of muggings. He only gets like that when he is a bit pissed
    > off.
    > Would that be a problem to enter the US without a passport?
    > Also my uncle will need the visa waived and needs a work permit right
    > away. My uncle is not very skilled but he has good heart.
    > Please advice!

Hnchoksi

    >Subject: Re: My uncle from Belarus is rowing in
    >From: "observer" [email protected]
    >Date: 1/12/04 8:43 AM Eastern Standard Time
    >Message-id: <[email protected] ogers.com>
    >Not a problem. Just row into the New York harbor. Bring in a couple of
    >fellow Belarus for fun and sight seeing.
    >Cash? What for? He doesn't need any. Give the Russian Mob in Little Moscow a
    >ring. All would be taken care of.
    >He doesn't need no stinking passport. Just stay in the wheel well and would
    >get here in no time.
    >Sure, work permit? No problem.
    >Work permit? We need plenty of people like your uncle with no skilled here.
    >"Kopys" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    >news:[email protected]...
    >> Hey -
    >> My uncle in Belarus was sitting in front of TV and drinking beer in
    >> his trailer home and suddenly came upon a good idea. He will row into
    >> the US.
    >> He needs however some cash to start off in the US. Anybody knows where
    >> he can get some cash to lift him off?
    >> Other thing - my uncle is not eligible for a passport because of
    >> crimes in Belarus. He is a good person - just he was arrested for
    >> couple of muggings. He only gets like that when he is a bit pissed
    >> off.
    >> Would that be a problem to enter the US without a passport?
    >> Also my uncle will need the visa waived and needs a work permit right
    >> away. My uncle is not very skilled but he has good heart.
    >> Please advice!

Oh please! You tried this line a few months ago. Only that time, your uncle
wanted to row across the Bering Strait. Can't you come up with a new troll
line? Idiot!

Vasilii

This one was funny though ))

Hnchoksi <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
    > >Subject: Re: My uncle from Belarus is rowing in
    > >From: "observer" [email protected]
    > >Date: 1/12/04 8:43 AM Eastern Standard Time
    > >Message-id: <[email protected] ogers.com>
    > >
    > >Not a problem. Just row into the New York harbor. Bring in a couple of
    > >fellow Belarus for fun and sight seeing.
    > >
    > >Cash? What for? He doesn't need any. Give the Russian Mob in Little
Moscow a
    > >ring. All would be taken care of.
    > >
    > >He doesn't need no stinking passport. Just stay in the wheel well and
would
    > >get here in no time.
    > >
    > >Sure, work permit? No problem.
    > >
    > >Work permit? We need plenty of people like your uncle with no skilled
here.
    > >
    > >
    > >"Kopys" <[email protected]> wrote in message
    > >news:[email protected]...
    > >> Hey -
    > >>
    > >> My uncle in Belarus was sitting in front of TV and drinking beer in
    > >> his trailer home and suddenly came upon a good idea. He will row into
    > >> the US.
    > >>
    > >> He needs however some cash to start off in the US. Anybody knows where
    > >> he can get some cash to lift him off?
    > >>
    > >> Other thing - my uncle is not eligible for a passport because of
    > >> crimes in Belarus. He is a good person - just he was arrested for
    > >> couple of muggings. He only gets like that when he is a bit pissed
    > >> off.
    > >>
    > >> Would that be a problem to enter the US without a passport?
    > >>
    > >> Also my uncle will need the visa waived and needs a work permit right
    > >> away. My uncle is not very skilled but he has good heart.
    > >>
    > >> Please advice!
    > >
    > >
    > Oh please! You tried this line a few months ago. Only that time, your
uncle
    > wanted to row across the Bering Strait. Can't you come up with a new troll
    > line? Idiot!

Xtr

----- Original Message -----
From: "Vasilii" <[email protected]>
Newsgroups: misc.immigration.usa
Sent: Monday, January 12, 2004 11:58 PM
Subject: Re: My uncle from Belarus is rowing in


    > This one was funny though ))
Almost like the time when ICE will come, handcuff you and send you back to
russia ) this will be even more funny, please email me, i will have a good
laugh