Help Please – New to Forum
Feb 2nd 2005, 10:57 pm
#46
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Re: Help Please – New to Forum
You Have Got To Help Me This Is Urgent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My Girl Is Going To Send My Visa Form In And It Says I Need A Police Certificate But I've Never Been In The Police Force What Do I Do/ Is This Really Necessary/?
My Girl Is Going To Send My Visa Form In And It Says I Need A Police Certificate But I've Never Been In The Police Force What Do I Do/ Is This Really Necessary/?
Feb 2nd 2005, 10:57 pm
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Re: Help Please – New to Forum
Originally Posted by Ray
Well done aussiejules1974
The one I cant remember is the one who wanted all the fees paid for him..
I kept calling him Supersponger but the username IS...........
And Mrslondon was my all time favourite though...
The one I cant remember is the one who wanted all the fees paid for him..
I kept calling him Supersponger but the username IS...........
And Mrslondon was my all time favourite though...
Feb 2nd 2005, 11:01 pm
#48
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Re: Help Please – New to Forum
Originally Posted by Bob
what were those about?
Quote:
Originally posted by MrsLondon
That is actually a very cruel thing to do to a fish. I wouldn't have much respect for anyone who did such a thing.
Anyway I'm sure fish swim down rivers that cross the border all the time!
And from Ray:
I was right ...completely loopy
Feb 2nd 2005, 11:07 pm
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Re: Help Please – New to Forum
Originally Posted by Ray
Well done aussiejules1974
The one I cant remember is the one who wanted all the fees paid for him..
I kept calling him Supersponger but the username IS...........
And Mrslondon was my all time favourite though...
The one I cant remember is the one who wanted all the fees paid for him..
I kept calling him Supersponger but the username IS...........
And Mrslondon was my all time favourite though...
Feb 2nd 2005, 11:17 pm
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Re: Help Please – New to Forum
Originally Posted by Matthew Udall
Hey Ray, I just noticed your signature saying you are off of the cigs. Are you still on the cig wagon? If so, I say congratulations for that. That's a hard habit to give up. Good luck and keep it up. I think you will be glad (eventually) that you did.
The brianheart ending ...a sad one ...
http://britishexpats.com/forum/showthread.php?t=198382
Feb 2nd 2005, 11:18 pm
#51
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Re: Help Please – New to Forum
Originally Posted by Ray
Two days so far and its killing me ......But I will do it... thanks for encouragement...
The brianheart ending ...a sad one ...
http://britishexpats.com/forum/showthread.php?t=198382
The brianheart ending ...a sad one ...
http://britishexpats.com/forum/showthread.php?t=198382
I think that brianheart has been around fairly recently...if I remember correctly, they reapplied and she's back.....
~SG
Feb 2nd 2005, 11:41 pm
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Re: Help Please – New to Forum
Originally Posted by Ray
Two days so far and its killing me ......But I will do it... thanks for encouragement...
The brianheart ending ...a sad one ...
http://britishexpats.com/forum/showthread.php?t=198382
The brianheart ending ...a sad one ...
http://britishexpats.com/forum/showthread.php?t=198382
"I'm getting ready for my medical exam for my K-1 visa. Will the fact that I've got 5 nicotine patches stuck to various parts of my neck be a problem?"
Feb 2nd 2005, 11:52 pm
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Re: Help Please – New to Forum
Originally Posted by ian-mstm
I’m just new to this forum and I’m really desperate for help. Here’s the situation: I met my girlfriend during a music exchange trip during high school when I was a senior. You know the kind… they’d come to us for 2 weeks and sometime later, we’d go there for 2 weeks. Anyway, we fell madly in love and we want to get married. The problem is, I live in Canada and she lives in the US. Oh… I’m 19 and she’s 18. Neither of us have ever had a full-time job and we both live with our parents. I have some questions:
1) How much money will we need to get married?
2) Can I take a trip to the US and get married? I’m not really expecting to get married but y’know… just in case I end up marrying while I’m there.
3) Will I be able to return to Canada after to pack up my bedroom and say goodbye to my folks?
4) Does it matter that I don’t have a job?
5) How long is all of this going to take?
6) My mom is threatening to kick me out of the house if I marry my girlfriend. Can she do anything to stop me? I need to know immediately, because I really love my girl.
7) My girlfriend has never filed tax returns, will this cause us any problems?
8) I was arrested for B&E when I was 14. I did a year in juvenile hall, but since I was a minor the records were sealed. Do I need to tell anyone about this? Will it cause us any problems?
9) Am I going to need a passport? I don’t think I can afford one.
10) Is this something we can do ourselves, or do we need a lawyer?
11) Does anyone have any experience with this immigration stuff? There’s just so much paperwork, we’re totally overwhelmed!
12) We’re planning a trip to Cuba later this year. I’ve been told that if she comes to Canada first and then we get a direct flight to Havana, that it’ll be okay. Is this true?
13) Is there anything else I should know?
14) If my girl got pregnant, would it help speed up the process? I’m eager to try!
Thanks in advance for your help! We're really madly in love and want to be together as soon as possible.
1) How much money will we need to get married?
2) Can I take a trip to the US and get married? I’m not really expecting to get married but y’know… just in case I end up marrying while I’m there.
3) Will I be able to return to Canada after to pack up my bedroom and say goodbye to my folks?
4) Does it matter that I don’t have a job?
5) How long is all of this going to take?
6) My mom is threatening to kick me out of the house if I marry my girlfriend. Can she do anything to stop me? I need to know immediately, because I really love my girl.
7) My girlfriend has never filed tax returns, will this cause us any problems?
8) I was arrested for B&E when I was 14. I did a year in juvenile hall, but since I was a minor the records were sealed. Do I need to tell anyone about this? Will it cause us any problems?
9) Am I going to need a passport? I don’t think I can afford one.
10) Is this something we can do ourselves, or do we need a lawyer?
11) Does anyone have any experience with this immigration stuff? There’s just so much paperwork, we’re totally overwhelmed!
12) We’re planning a trip to Cuba later this year. I’ve been told that if she comes to Canada first and then we get a direct flight to Havana, that it’ll be okay. Is this true?
13) Is there anything else I should know?
14) If my girl got pregnant, would it help speed up the process? I’m eager to try!
Thanks in advance for your help! We're really madly in love and want to be together as soon as possible.
forgot to mention that he has a kid from a prior relationship, not marriage
did not graduate from high school
wants to get into the porn industry
NC Penguin
Feb 3rd 2005, 1:28 am
#54
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Re: Help Please – New to Forum
[QUOTE=SecretGarden]Op= Original poster (person who started the thread)
IMHO= In my humble opinion, or in my honest opinion.
~SG[/QUOTE
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I don't speak puter.
IMHO= In my humble opinion, or in my honest opinion.
~SG[/QUOTE
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I don't speak puter.
Feb 3rd 2005, 1:35 am
#55
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Re: Help Please – New to Forum
[QUOTE=CaliforniaBride]Would it be possible to ship my dog, cat and canary?
My dad says I wasn't born, I was laid on the fence post and hatched by the sun.
Hey I was really going to ask that question..
What is a long form birth cert? I have a ink print of the sole of my foot issued by the hospital that I was born at, will this do?
What is a long form birth cert? I have a ink print of the sole of my foot issued by the hospital that I was born at, will this do?
Feb 3rd 2005, 1:37 am
#56
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Re: Help Please – New to Forum
Originally Posted by Ray
Well done aussiejules1974
The one I cant remember is the one who wanted all the fees paid for him..
I kept calling him Supersponger but the username IS...........
And Mrslondon was my all time favourite though...
The one I cant remember is the one who wanted all the fees paid for him..
I kept calling him Supersponger but the username IS...........
And Mrslondon was my all time favourite though...
You are thinking of InfoTech from Florida who migrated to the UK and wanted all his fees paid for in the UK at the US Consulate as well.
Wonder if the little sponger is a daddy yet and where the three of them are now living.
Feb 3rd 2005, 1:40 am
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Re: Help Please – New to Forum
You forgot that after the original posting then you have to go back in around five minutes later and type:
Anyone know the answer?
Then you repost the entire question on a new thread two or three times until Dave comes by and sticks it to ya.
Anyone know the answer?
Then you repost the entire question on a new thread two or three times until Dave comes by and sticks it to ya.
Originally Posted by USA & Pakistan
Dear O.P. ~
We would like to help you, but we are all a bunch of big meanies on this site and we only take and never give any assistance to anyone unless you are part of our private club - which you are obviously not!
Perhaps if you re-phrase the title of your post to include all capital letters and lots of exclamation marks then that will make it sound more urgent, so then maybe someone will take pitty on you and drop everything they are doing to hold your hand and walk you step by step thru everything that you need to do and if they steer you wrong, then you can sue them.
Have a nice day!
Marnee
We would like to help you, but we are all a bunch of big meanies on this site and we only take and never give any assistance to anyone unless you are part of our private club - which you are obviously not!
Perhaps if you re-phrase the title of your post to include all capital letters and lots of exclamation marks then that will make it sound more urgent, so then maybe someone will take pitty on you and drop everything they are doing to hold your hand and walk you step by step thru everything that you need to do and if they steer you wrong, then you can sue them.
Have a nice day!
Marnee
Feb 3rd 2005, 1:42 am
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Re: Help Please – New to Forum
You also forgot to:
I put a curse on you and on your family and all your unborn children and children's children for generations to come.
Remember that little war from Nigeria?
I put a curse on you and on your family and all your unborn children and children's children for generations to come.
Remember that little war from Nigeria?
Feb 3rd 2005, 1:43 am
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Re: Help Please – New to Forum
Originally Posted by Matthew Udall
I've struggled with giving up cigarettes myself, and I found that the patch works wonders (even though it triggered pretty wild nightmares with me). If you don't have the patch, you might want to give it a try. It won't make you want to quit, and it won't take away the triggers where you would normally light up, but it eases the body screaming out for nicotine. The will has to come from you; it is not contained in the patch. Again, keep up the effort as it's worth it (and think of the money you will save).
"I'm getting ready for my medical exam for my K-1 visa. Will the fact that I've got 5 nicotine patches stuck to various parts of my neck be a problem?"
"I'm getting ready for my medical exam for my K-1 visa. Will the fact that I've got 5 nicotine patches stuck to various parts of my neck be a problem?"
Feb 3rd 2005, 1:44 am
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Re: Help Please – New to Forum
Originally Posted by ian-mstm
Damn... I just about spewed coffee on my monitor when I read this! <clapping> Excellent addition!
I have no idea who the OP is, but he's one sorry piece of work, IMHO.
Ian
I have no idea who the OP is, but he's one sorry piece of work, IMHO.
Ian
Actually there was such a person, Ian. They were JoeBlow about 3 years ago.
She is a Canuck who met a man online on the West Coast, came across the border, lived with him for a bit but liked his brother better so shacked up with him. She went back to Canada to get her things, was stopped at the border and denied entry. Tried again a few days later by bus and told them she was only going to the US to shop. Got married to brother and was filing for adjustment.