The Dick Emery thread
May 1st 2006, 1:21 am
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The Dick Emery thread
By popular demand:
Hello Honky Tonks
Hello Honky Tonks
May 1st 2006, 1:25 am
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Re: The Dick Emery thread
Originally Posted by rushman
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Hello Honky Tonks
Hello Honky Tonks
OOHHH you are awful ..but I like you
May 1st 2006, 1:29 am
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Re: The Dick Emery thread
Originally Posted by clydegirl
Have to say it,
OOHHH you are awful ..but I like you
OOHHH you are awful ..but I like you
May 1st 2006, 1:29 am
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Re: The Dick Emery thread
Originally Posted by rushman
By popular demand:
Hello Honky Tonks
Hello Honky Tonks
Kitchener Lampwick, a wheezy old soldier
Randy Mandy ("Ooh, you are awful! But I like you.")
Sex-starved Hettie, the aging spinster
Bovver Boy
The Toothy Vicar
Camp Clarence ("Hello, Honky-Tonks") "
I am really laughing just thinking about them.
May 1st 2006, 1:30 am
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Re: The Dick Emery thread
Originally Posted by clydegirl
Have to say it,
OOHHH you are awful ..but I like you
OOHHH you are awful ..but I like you
4 threads and it just gets funnier
May 1st 2006, 1:31 am
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Re: The Dick Emery thread
We won't see any of the young folks on here
May 1st 2006, 1:32 am
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Re: The Dick Emery thread
Originally Posted by Sallyanne
We won't see any of the young folks on here
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May 1st 2006, 1:33 am
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Re: The Dick Emery thread
What about the desperate old woman...(I'm sure Harry Enfeild nicked this character for "Young man"...that was asked the time by a passer by and started off saying (very nasal) " you don't want the time at all do you?.....I suppose you want to take me home...I suppose you want to see me naked.....I bet you want to seduce me and see me naked.....etc etc" and then she'd get pissed of as the bloke legged it.
Sex starved Hettie (Thanks Sallyanne)
Sex starved Hettie (Thanks Sallyanne)
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May 1st 2006, 1:33 am
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Re: The Dick Emery thread
Originally Posted by Sallyanne
Dad...Dad...I fink i dun it wrong again
4 threads and it just gets funnier
4 threads and it just gets funnier
May 1st 2006, 1:34 am
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Re: The Dick Emery thread
Originally Posted by rushman
QWhat about the desperate old woman...(I'm sure Harry Enfeild nicked this character for "Young man"...that was asked the time by a passer by and started off saying (very nasal) " you don't want the time at all do you?.....I suppose you want to take me home...I suppose you want to see me naked.....I bet you want to seduce me and see me naked.....etc etc" and then she'd get pissed of as the bloke legged it.
May 1st 2006, 1:35 am
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Re: The Dick Emery thread
Originally Posted by rushman
DAAAAADD!!!!
May 1st 2006, 1:36 am
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Re: The Dick Emery thread
Originally Posted by rushman
The toothy vicar.Don't know how to post pics.
I never knew he was dead .All the good ones have gone.
May 1st 2006, 1:37 am
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Re: The Dick Emery thread
Originally Posted by clydegirl
I was just on google looking at some pics.
The toothy vicar.Don't know how to post pics.
I never knew he was dead .All the good ones have gone.
The toothy vicar.Don't know how to post pics.
I never knew he was dead .All the good ones have gone.
May 1st 2006, 1:38 am
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Re: The Dick Emery thread
Originally Posted by Sallyanne
Were you a bovver boy Rushman?
May 1st 2006, 1:39 am
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Re: The Dick Emery thread
Originally Posted by clydegirl
I was just on google looking at some pics.
The toothy vicar.Don't know how to post pics.
I never knew he was dead .All the good ones have gone.
The toothy vicar.Don't know how to post pics.
I never knew he was dead .All the good ones have gone.