Who knew?
May 4th 2007, 4:51 am
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WWW and UB40 fan, thank you very much for your kind words. Its an open house tomorrow and Sunday so heres hoping it goes quickly. Everyday that passes, I'm feeling a little better Still got Angie telling me I cant do this and cant do that but being an impatient guy by nature, I don't make a good patient. Rehab is going well and my body's building back up so I'll be back to normal in no time at all.
noo yae think yir superman. dae as yir telt man.
oh i have just had a thought
hey angie, what was it like havin sex with him for the first time after it?
was he saying things like "dont talk too dirty to me, dont wanna get too excited"
or
she hasn't let u near her yet. aye that'll be it!
sorry guys, but there has to be a lighter side to this thread. u should have seen what i was gonna type lol
EDIT
nah i have to type it, u would expect nothin less of me.
i can just see it noo.
angie is bouncing oan malkys bones, she looks doon and sees him sweating like a beast.
she ask him "you must be really enjoying this fluffy bawz" (her pet name for him)
malky (wae panic written awe oor his coupon) shouts " NO REALLY TIDDLY BUM (his pet name for her)
IM JUST TOO FEART TAE COME"
i bet the first time she asked for sex u shit yir pants ! and angie turnt roon and says " right thats it ya clatty bassa, a telt yea before, am no intae that kinky pish"
soapy runs for cover, so does malky cos angie wants to know how i found out their pet names lol
Last edited by soapy©; May 4th 2007 at 5:28 am.
May 4th 2007, 5:25 am
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this makes me laugh, i bet before it angie coodnae get u to move yir erse
noo yae think yir superman. dae as yir telt man.
oh i have just had a thought
hey angie, what was it like havin sex with him for the first time after it?
was he saying things like "dont talk too dirty to me, dont wanna get too excited"
or
she hasn't let u near her yet. aye that'll be it!
sorry guys, but there has to be a lighter side to this thread. u should have seen what i was gonna type lol
EDIT
nah i have to type it, u would expect nothin less of me.
i can just see it noo.
angie is bouncing oan malkys bones, she looks doon and sees him sweating like a beast.
she ask him "you must be really enjoying this fluffy bawz" (her pet name for him)
malky (wae panic written awe oor his coupen shouts " NO REALLY TIDDLY BUM (his pet name for her)
IM JUST TOO FEART TAE COME"
noo yae think yir superman. dae as yir telt man.
oh i have just had a thought
hey angie, what was it like havin sex with him for the first time after it?
was he saying things like "dont talk too dirty to me, dont wanna get too excited"
or
she hasn't let u near her yet. aye that'll be it!
sorry guys, but there has to be a lighter side to this thread. u should have seen what i was gonna type lol
EDIT
nah i have to type it, u would expect nothin less of me.
i can just see it noo.
angie is bouncing oan malkys bones, she looks doon and sees him sweating like a beast.
she ask him "you must be really enjoying this fluffy bawz" (her pet name for him)
malky (wae panic written awe oor his coupen shouts " NO REALLY TIDDLY BUM (his pet name for her)
IM JUST TOO FEART TAE COME"
The doc says a wizny tae lift heavy weights so Angie's gotty cum to the toilet wi me tae hod it while a pee.
You'll no know huv a problem like that "wee boaby" (paulines pet name fur it)
May 4th 2007, 5:30 am
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oh i just edited my above post
May 4th 2007, 5:38 am
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May 4th 2007, 5:43 am
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Best wishes to you all and a speedy recovery.
Oh, and thank you Soapy for being as honest as ever and making light of the situation
Lynne
Oh, and thank you Soapy for being as honest as ever and making light of the situation
Lynne
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May 4th 2007, 5:54 am
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May 4th 2007, 6:09 am
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May 4th 2007, 6:18 am
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Sorry, soapy didnt mean to write that twice,once is all you needed to read it, you have proberly heard it a million times (how unsensitive of me) being a woman that likes to repeat herself, not that am repeat myself, but just incase you dont know, it not paulines mouth thats big, hope thats helped you understand, pauline didnt want to say incase she hurt your feeling!! ang
May 4th 2007, 6:39 am
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Sorry, soapy didnt mean to write that twice,once is all you needed to read it, you have proberly heard it a million times (how unsensitive of me) being a woman that likes to repeat herself, not that am repeat myself, but just incase you dont know, it not paulines mouth thats big, hope thats helped you understand, pauline didnt want to say incase she hurt your feeling!! ang
May 4th 2007, 6:42 am
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everyone was feelling sorry for both of them, so i though they needed to hear the truth
May 4th 2007, 7:26 am
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I would like to thank SOAPY for taken my sensitive and heartbreaking thread and turning it into a joke about my husband sex live, cheers soapy thanks for being an uncaring,heartless,cold,thoughtless and sick.....SCOTS... YOU CANT BEAT THERE SENSE OF HUMOUR cheers soapy i do miss scottish patter, i had such a great time with plenty of laughs and tears when my family arrived from scotland. ang
May 4th 2007, 7:44 am
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It always amazes me how you guys can type in scottish. I start off reading it and then I sort of give up.
It is an art I am sure.
It is an art I am sure.