koogar

Good evening Mr Gremmie and thanks for inviting me onto your fine show.
I have indeed recently married a fine young american lassy in the old wild west state of Wyoming.
My job prospects are not very good at present, as I don't yet have a work permit, however this shouldn't effect my plans of having large amounts of post nuptual rumpy-pumpy

Gremmie

And what type of work would you be looking for after you obtain a work permit,if any and assuming you have any energy left after the rumpty humpty ????

koogar

Either a stuntman or a fat furry cat-puss, I havn't decided yet.

What are your plans if the gender operation is a success?

Gremmie

Please lets save that topic for another nite....now back too you... how does your long and faaithful partner "Boots" the monkey feel,now that you are married and devote all your love and attention to your wife and child,is he jelous

koogar

No.
Having turned 3 years old last week, Boots has found a new maturity and has almost given up ankle nibbling altogether. He will, of course, reserve the right to revert back to his former ways should he meet up with any cheeky taffs.
Anyway, you shouldn't forget he has his girlfriend Terri here with him, who he met at the Perto in Kamloops.

Back to the 'other' subject, I think it's only fair that you bring your cross-dressing habit into the open.

Gremmie

I will be "comming out" soon on my cross dress habits,as soon as my new specs arrive,but i'm still intrieged about your past sexual relation ship with this monkey,please elaborate

koogar

Boots, as you well know, was my mechanic and nothing more.
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I think it's shocking that you should try to pass off your own fantasies onto an interviewee and if you don't stop it, I'm leaving the studio.

Gremmie

So you deny the fact that you and Boots had a sexual relationship of any kind....????? Even tho he has filed a law suit against you ???????

koogar

You seem a little obsessed with this topic Mr Gremmie.
Can I presume your first sexual experience was with a teddie?

Gremmie

Was!!!!! it still is

Gremmie

I think this is a fact of history you should take to heart Mr Koogs
King Alexander of Greece died in 1920, after his pet monkey bit him..

koogar

The monkey wasn't his pet gremmie, so the circustances are quite different. Indeed, I believe the monkey concerned in the tragic demise of king alexander had never fixed a truck in its life.

andy_sheila

Gremmie and Koog.............you should hang in a sack together, cos your'e a pair of nuts

Gremmie

yeh but i bet you read it all tho

koogar

Not me Andy.......... it's that cross-dressin teddy-shagger.
That interview has left me quite traumatized