Why do Brits hate fat people?
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i didnt think you would remember me after all these years
i am touched
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personally my problem is that my arsehole isnt as big as my mouth so all the macdonalds/pies/chocolate/kebabs get wedged in my middle section
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Read somewhere that immigrants to the US tend to put on 10 to 20 lbs in their first year.........I now weigh 600lbs and am starting my own TV chat show entitled "blobbies 'r' us"
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Opens the car door.
Why dont Blondes wear big heavy earings?
They get whip-lash (throws head from side to side)
What do you call 10 blondes stood side by side?
A wind tunnel
etc, etc, etc........
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So was told.......went to Bath Tech and there was a Hairdressers college in the basement area. We trainee chefs got haircuts dirt cheap but you always found the 2nd year students to do it or you'd end up with a hatchet job.
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