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Old Nov 5th 2015, 7:32 pm
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Originally Posted by SultanOfSwing
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Make sure to do a pre-flush before you wipe.
Also know as a courtesy flush!

Size of my turds its necessary!

I think we had this mature conversation recently

Anyway I believe its two fold

Size of pipes and I believe my turds are bigger, must be all the meat!
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Originally Posted by dj6372
Also know as a courtesy flush!

Size of my turds its necessary!

I think we had this mature conversation recently

Anyway I believe its two fold

Size of pipes and I believe my turds are bigger, must be all the meat!
Nothing has changed for me, except the pipes. I now take advantage of the superior water pressure here to eliminate any potential causes of blockages one at a time.
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Just to maintain a high level of maturity I had Chicken Jalfrezi from the local Indian last night, there are enough skid marks in the pan to match LAX main runway

Just so you know
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Just to maintain a high level of maturity I had Chicken Jalfrezi from the local Indian last night, there are enough skid marks in the pan to match LAX main runway

Just so you know
Those should have been pissed away by now.
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Originally Posted by SultanOfSwing
Those should have been pissed away by now.
Working on it sir
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I spend more time changing flappers than I do unblocking toilets. I wish costco would bring back their flapperless toilet.
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Reminds me of when I played squash back in the Uk, at the highest level.

If someone had a particularly dodgy curry it was considered the decent thing to use the ladies.
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Originally Posted by SultanOfSwing
Nothing has changed for me, except the pipes. I now take advantage of the superior water pressure here to eliminate any potential causes of blockages one at a time.
i have my own water system, I think we tested it to 120psi, I usually have it set at about 60psi but can twiddle with it.
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Originally Posted by Beaverstate
Low flow toilet? Less water less umph perhaps. Either way Pulaski will be along in 4 or 5 hours. .....
Sorry to keep y'all waiting.

It's not the sewer pipes - they're 3" minimum and sometimes 4". A good part of the problem is that that port out of the bottom of the toilet is only about 2" (on all the toilets I have ever seen), so if "it" can make it out of the toilet, it will make it down the sewer pipe.

So if the pipes aren't a problem and American toilets all have the same size exit port, it has to be mostly down to the design of the flush mechanism. I replaced two of our toilets with new Kohler design efficient flush toilets. Apart from being an adult not childen sized toilet the difference appears to be that most of the water entering the bowl from the cistern comes out of a hole at the bottom of the bowl (well below the waterline), and shoots horizontally backwards taking whatever is in its way with it. The noise it makes on flushing is a brief watery cough, followed by a few seconds of water refilling the cistern. In three years it has blocked once, and only very briefly.
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I think my pipes are 6inch but agree it is an issue at the toilet level. Interesting about Kholer, I have 4 to install.
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Originally Posted by Boiler
I think my pipes are 6inch but agree it is an issue at the toilet level. Interesting about Kholer, I have 4 to install.
I can't recommend Kohler highly enough, and they are still a private/family owned business that does all its manufacturing in the US.

Interestingly, as far as I know, they themselves manufacture everything that has their name on it - taps, toilets, kitchen cabinets, .... and small engines. Yup, it's the same Kohler!
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Sounds like they need an outsourcing plan....
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Originally Posted by Pulaski
Apart from being an adult not childen sized toilet
Has it ever been explained why American toilets are so tiny? When I first came over I felt like a giant, and I'm far from being a big guy.
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Originally Posted by Anian
Has it ever been explained why American toilets are so tiny? When I first came over I felt like a giant, and I'm far from being a big guy.
It may be an ADA thing
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Has anyone asked siri why American toilets are small?
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